A runaway victory!
I am currently in Paris, the City of Lights, the City of Love. Everything is very stylish, as you’d imagine. Plats du jour radiating under a hazy afternoon sun. The Tour Eiffel looking on in the distance. Poodles and bebes licking each other’s gentle faces while Chanel collars and necklaces tangle.
It is certainly the chicest little town in the whole wide world, and I defy you to argue otherwise, but today I saw something profoundly disturbing, online.
A picture from Google’s Venice-adjacent Los Angeles offices also known as Silicon Beach.
Now, what the hell is that? A man with below the knee trunks holding a giant egg and/or Wavestorm making up Google’s “L?”
Yes. that’s what it is and let us discuss, briefly, what else is in, or near, Silicon Beach.
The Inertia, Stab, the World Surf League, Facebook.
I believe Silicon Beach is the kookiest little town in the whole wide world and I defy you to argue otherwise.
The Breakwater has turned into the Kookiest surf spot in SoCal… One of the worst ratios of crowded shitty waves/hour… Along with the wannabe poser $1k+ retro board “surfers” (from ultra Hipster Mollusk surf shop) just offshore from “DogTown” – Jay Adams is rolling over in his grave… Save DogTown from the Si Beach posers!
I’m sorry for you and your sad limp dick memories confined to the arm pit of the world. Enjoy shit pipe.
^ Next mass shooter
Thanks SDS for putting up with my waffling .
Yep! I wonder if they’re still around?
Sydney to Byron Bay and back
No stops.
3night see if you like it cruise.
Would have been good without kids
But not bad.
I hope you didn’t fall under the influence of the Byron Shire Influencers ? Linen sheets or Linen shirts …. ?
The writers final point is made while online and looking into his phone in Paris.
Whilst please Hipps
fuck you’re alive!!! was wondering where you were. stoked!!!!
ITechies won’t stop until they gentrify Compton.
stop writing and get on the grit!
Bwanarama . Venus as a Big Boy
I think that’s ‘Googlie LA’, not ‘Google LA’?
Beach Cricket Grit . Did someone say GOOGLY . I‘ll just get the sandpaper out and give the six stitcher a rub , but only on the seam and a little bit on one side ……
loss Angeles
https://m.youtube.com/watch…
Claiming ….. Human Right(s) and Left Breast ?
It’s good to be a Mammal !
Oh I’m headed there right now!
Also, the image is better than anything at the Louvre.
You could always doodle a dick on La Joconde ……….. ? After peeing on the pyramids …….
Dada has been done , but you could kick start a new Cha Cha artistic ( bladder ) movement ……. ? Under the pseudonym Chassini de Peni .aka My Faire Pipi ?
Is a bladder movement a gallstone? I mean it’s bad enough when a fart has lumps.
Kidney stones are worse but my dad went to see the doctor about 30 years ago and the doctor , a very talented Indian , told him to drink lots of fluids . My Dad tries his luck and asks him “ What about Beer ? “ .” Beer is very good for your condition Mr B “ replies the doc . My dad hugs him , comes home and raises a glass to India .
It was an orgy of food.
You are giving the offenders far too much credit, but well played nonetheless.
IDK Chas, the Murfers Beach, might have stolen the spotlight on this one.
this would be correct. tho Manhattan beach is a close second.
Chas get with the program – it was smoking at Cloudbreak today. Can you chase us down some footage
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2 Foot Hawaiian
Ummm… that’s Ramon Navarro’s ride from last year. Fake news, etc?
Ski assist pffffff