Honor: Kai Lenny becomes youngest person to ever enter any Hall of Fame!

Oh to be 26 again!

And now that the U.S. Open of Surfing has drawn to a close we can reminisce together about all the good times that were. All the moments we shared under that Huntington Beach sun, delicate silicon filling lungs.

Oh, not my lungs. As you know, I was in Copenhagen all week and am now headed to Paris, the City of Light.

My flight is at an eye-bleedingly early hour but I did get to read Derek Rielly’s quintessential contest wrap. Perfect in every way.

He covered the most important bits, like who won (Yago Dora) and who really won, surpassing Joltin’ Joe Turpel, ‘89 World Champ Martin “Pottz” Potter and one Ronald Blakey as the “voice of surf,” Chris Cote.

Chris deserves the honor very much and the piece in the Los Angeles Times only briefly deals with his early socio-linguistic work in the “bro” field.

A winner that Derek Rielly left out of his wrap, though, was Kai Lenny who was inducted into the Surfing Hall of Fame alongside Steve Hawk and Janice Aragon.

The Orange County Register reports:

Lenny, at 26, received an early induction into the Hall of Fame. But, already, he has a list of accomplishments that have people calling him the best waterman that has ever lived.

Father Martin Lenny talked about how his son was restless as a young boy with a lot of energy to burn – so they took him to the beach every day to run around the sand and swim in the warm Maui waters.

“When he learned how to surf, he had been in the shorebreak, getting clobbered, and would just go back for more,’ he said.

Etc.

Deserving and all true but, let’s be very honest together. Let’s really speak the truth. Doesn’t 26 seem like a crazy early induction? Like, shouldn’t Hall of Fame-style stuff be left for the twilight of a career when those invited can look back upon years and years of accomplishments and reminisce together just like we are doing right now about the U.S. Open of Surfing?

Hmmm.

I think so.

I think this early induction business is a sham and a grave sin against Miki Dora and Barry Bonds but what do you think?

Are you furious?

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John Wayne
John Wayne
7 years ago

I hear what you are saying but I think he had a lot more to do with the pulling of the strings – especially in the years before they went public. They did not shy away from making a fast buck. As evidenced by your Rip Curl visit, sadly.

P-co
P-co
7 years ago

The Chinese do head and a half by accident??

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago

I love him in this scene from “Back to School”
THE TRIPLE LINDY
https://m.youtube.com/watch…

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
7 years ago

Are you kiddin’ ?
When I was your age I’d lug 50 lbs of ice up five, six flights of stairs..

samwaters
samwaters
7 years ago

The comparison to Rodney–in the sense it seems they can get no real respect? Kinda seems to fit to me……

Some Guy
Some Guy
7 years ago

I shoulda yelled two!

timsluis
timsluis
7 years ago

I must be pretty ignorant.
What is a Hall of Fame?

channelbottom
channelbottom
7 years ago
Reply to  timsluis

It’s just inside past the Vestibule of Irrelevance, but more marketable. Oh, and the bathroom is there on the right if you need it. Don’t mind the cat-sick. The industry keeps meaning to clean it up, but, ya know. Life’s too short.

channelbottom
channelbottom
7 years ago

good times

FL Skunk Ape
FL Skunk Ape
7 years ago

Well, you must have been retired for five years to be eligible in the NFL, just sayin…

Karl Von Fanningstadt
Karl Von Fanningstadt
7 years ago

Congrats, Kai Turdpel! You’ve finally reached Simpo’s level… Hall of Famer Brett Simpson, to you, Chas, and everyone else!… any Hall without ADS is a sham. Btw, Andy was younger when he was inducted into the same Hall of Lame.

samwaters
samwaters
7 years ago

Laird and Lenny–these guys just rub me the wrong way for some reason……kinda the Roger Dangerfields of surfing I think……..

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
7 years ago
Reply to  samwaters

Don’t see the comparison myself
Rodney Dangerfield was a fun guy, extremely humorous and liked a good party
Just can’t see the comparison at all…

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
7 years ago

the beach grit hat of shame. aka. yellow beanie.

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
7 years ago

get back to me when he gets “waterman of the year”.

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
7 years ago
Reply to  Phat-wan kerr

He has! (see comment below)

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
7 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

well fuck me. now his legacy is secure. looks like my poster of Ziff is going to have to move over a bit.

Superworm
Superworm
7 years ago

Kai inducted for being born as the richest surfer in history.

channelbottom
channelbottom
7 years ago

Wobbly balcony of sales wank.

I’d much rather read about what Bruddah Cliff K. has to say about the anti-observatory protests, being an actual native Hawaiian and fully embedded in actual science.

mundus
mundus
7 years ago

Tough call, you make a good point about being too early, but the kid deserves it with his mastery of all watercraft.

channelbottom
channelbottom
7 years ago
Reply to  mundus

He can’t be all THAT good.
Dirk got inducted as Waterman of the Year and he’s probably never actually touched a surfboard. He’s THAT badass.

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
7 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Well AS A MATTER OF FACT, Kai Lenny ALSO received this year’s SIMA Waterperson Of The Year award!

So he replaces Dirk upon the summit of Glory.

From the ridiculous to the sublime.

channelbottom
channelbottom
7 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

There’s summit the matter with that award.

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
7 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

It’s presented at the peak of anyone’s career

channelbottom
channelbottom
7 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

How many bodies are lost in the snow, as the rush for everyone and their dog to take a selfie at the top, with the sherpas gripping the poser’s ankles to keep them blowing away in the wind?

Oh, and Base Camp is a fuckin mess BTW.

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
7 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

“I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe.”

channelbottom
channelbottom
7 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

RIP Rutger Oelsen Hauer.

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
7 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

So it’s all downhill from here for young Kai then..?..
Cripes, guess ya gotta feel sorry for the poor old bugger

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
7 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

ha ha I’m pretty sure Kai is gonna keep doing whatever he likes, Waterperson of the Year or no Waterperson of the Year.

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
7 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

As long as he doesn’t get some repetitive strain type injury from all that unsightly hopping around on those foilage things hahaha

20 mule team
20 mule team
7 years ago

Janice is a legend! Not many individuals who have done more for the sport.

janeausten
janeausten
7 years ago
Reply to  20 mule team

What’s her story?

20 mule team
20 mule team
7 years ago
Reply to  janeausten

She ran the NSSA (amateur contest org in America). Basically was the backbone of it and was on the beach running the show from sunup to sundown. Very positive influence on the grommets

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
7 years ago
Reply to  20 mule team

I agree!

OffRocker
OffRocker
7 years ago

The BeachGrit Basement of “Shhh… it’s our little secret”’s

Preston
Preston
7 years ago

Considering that it’s just a marketing gimmick for a local surf shop, kinda makes sense I guess.

samwaters
samwaters
7 years ago
Reply to  Preston

Kinda my thoughts, induct someone young as a way of opening a door to the youth market.$$$

@surfads
@surfads
7 years ago

The Beach Grit Mezzanine of Contempt


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