Come and thrill to real blood spilt on the sand as round three eats half the field…
Enough fucking around, as they say. After two days of mostly pointless toing-and-froing, the Quiksilver Pro now gets down to the business of cutting off heads.
Destruction, like creation, is one of Nature’s mandates. The Marquis de Sade said that. A correct view, I believe.
Now, below, are the twelve heats of round three.
I choose Jordy, Jeremy, Owen, Ryan, Filipe, Julian, Jack, Gabriel, Conner, Seth, Kelly, Kolohe, Griff and Joan and that beautiful feral lion, Italo Ferreira, will toy with and eventually destroy Jesse Mendes.
I have placed fifty dollars on this outcome and expect an eighty-four thousand dollar windfall.
Watch here, and comment live, you know where.
Quiksilver Pro France Round of 32 (Round 3) Match-Ups:
HEAT 1: Jordy Smith (ZAF) vs. Frederico Morais (PRT)
HEAT 2: Jeremy Flores (FRA) vs. Caio Ibelli (BRA)
HEAT 3: Owen Wright (AUS) vs. Ezekiel Lau (HAW)
HEAT 4: Ryan Callinan (AUS) vs. Michael Rodrigues (BRA)
HEAT 5: Filipe Toledo (BRA) vs. Marc Lacomare (FRA)
HEAT 6: Wade Carmichael (AUS) vs. Willian Cardoso (BRA)
HEAT 7: Julian Wilson (AUS) vs. Jorgann Couzinet (FRA)
HEAT 8: Kanoa Igarashi (JPN) vs. Jack Freestone (AUS)
HEAT 9: Gabriel Medina (BRA) vs. Marco Mignot (FRA)
HEAT 10: Conner Coffin (USA) vs. Adrian Buchan (AUS)
HEAT 11: Seth Moniz (HAW) vs. Peterson Crisanto (BRA)
HEAT 12: Kelly Slater (USA) vs. Leonardo Fioravanti (ITA)
HEAT 13: Kolohe Andino (USA) vs. Soli Bailey (AUS)
HEAT 14: Griffin Colapinto (USA) vs. Yago Dora (BRA)
HEAT 15: Michel Bourez (FRA) vs. Joan Duru (FRA)
HEAT 16: Italo Ferreira (BRA) vs. Jesse Mendes (BRA)
Courts was ruling! 10 and 8.93.
Occasionally good SHIT HAPPENS ……
So, everybody signed off when the women paddled out? Well, you missed Defay and Conlogue… charging!
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Rosie just announced that Italo has “ personal “ problems but then gave no indication to what they might be ? As a commentator , talk about it or dont mention it ?
One of her Italo quotes “he never wants to not pull anything, the guy’s an animal” (at 40.30 left on the clock)
she is very fond of the word “solidify”.
Why aren’t the most recent comments at the top. Pain in the ass scrolling up and down all the time.
HI DAVE Under your name at the top of the comments scroll see SORT BY BEST , TAP and then choose SORT BY NEWEST . hope that helps
Legend! Haha!
Thanks Dave you are the first person in the world I have been able to offer IT advice
My pleasure! 😉
What up Mailman?!!!!! How you getting along brother?
Not bad. My go-to board nowadays is an 8’0″ Softech, but that’s life! 😉 Hope the flower business is treating you well!
yeah bro, still kicking and screamin…. assume you got the health issues dealt with and the Puma is still purring.
That author you put me in touch with is a characther.
Yep. Health is just fine. My lovely Puma is still purring like a little kitten. And Chris Santella is quite a character indeed! Hopefully I’ll get to meet the two of you in person someday!
Just got up, missed anything good?
Punts and pits. Nothing too crazy though.
Strider, Rosy and the new girl are pretty easy on the ears.
Are you related or just have the sound turned down ? Just kidding ….
Just low expectations, I guess! I like the nasal twang to the new girl’s voice. Kind of like min, just a little less masculine!
Nice Trio with Strider wedged between Rosie and Shannon ….
He’s Trying to get a commenting gig for a 1000
Goodbye Jesse . That was a floater , a real one and not the Kanoa version which often gets overscored this year
Has anyone noticed they’ve got the surfboard facing forward on the top of the car in the lame Jeep ad? Fins first… in California, anyway.
Yep. And the dirty wax beater in the garage is a nice touch too.
How good is Italo !
Do we really need to see these cunts talkin
Pick a corner.. Had more luck at keno
Very close to la petite mort
Small death would be more merciful
Did you have a thoughty when Gabs finally got the score
(slow clapping)…
8.5
Thank goodness he did not thank God – thought he was about to
Kelly’s Post Heat Interview:https://youtu.be/5JZ1AgtDeyA
That’s about it
I missed, what he say?
I’m too old for this shit
Soli – does not look like a CT surfer. Like several of them
Probly needs a coach
Micro or Mike Parsons?
Longtom
Good idea. He knows his Dad though – so maybe another Parson’s / Kolohe type of issue
Leo way over scored… would like to see a side by side with Kelly’s 6.5
I think it should have been 1 point lower
it was much better than the Goats
Agree
Deeper longer
Everyone who beats Kelly is doin him a favor