Join the idle class in a hothouse of surfer opinion…
Who can regret the sins of the flesh? In the sand dunes behind Les Culs Nuls, site of this year’s Quiksilver Pro, the windless summer nights reverberate to the noise of indiscretion and reckless escapades.
To deny these experiences, as we know, is a denial of the soul.
It’s autumn in Hossegor now, the offshores have kicked, the holidaymakers have been stuffed back into their classrooms and office cubicles and the dunes are silent.
And, here, Saturday morning, October five, my birthday as it happens, The Quiksilver Pro France turns back on.
Today, blood on the sand as four surfers are removed from the event in the prosaically named Elimination Round, formally round two.
Watch, make a noise.
(Click. here for the live stream.)
Quiksilver Pro France Elimination Round (Round 2) Matchups:
HEAT 1: Kolohe Andino (USA) vs. Jadson Andre (BRA) vs. Marco Mignot (FRA)
HEAT 2: Michel Bourez (FRA) vs. Sebastian Zietz (HAW) vs. Marc Lacomare (FRA)
HEAT 3: Deivid Silva (BRA) vs. Caio Ibelli (BRA) vs. Soli Bailey (AUS)
HEAT 4: Wade Carmichael (AUS) vs. Conner Coffin (USA) vs. Ricardo Christie (NZL)
Quiksilver Pro France Seeding Round (Round 1) Results:
HEAT 1: Griffin Colapinto (USA) 12.50 DEF. Kanoa Igarashi (JPN) 11.90, Soli Bailey (AUS) 8.07
HEAT 2: Italo Ferreira (BRA) 11.94 DEF. Frederico Morais (PRT) 10.10, Caio Ibelli (BRA) 9.60
HEAT 3: Leonardo Fioravanti (ITA) 14.40 DEF. Yago Dora (BRA) 14.33, Kolohe Andino (USA) 14.00
HEAT 4: Jorgann Couzinet (FRA) 12.67 DEF. Jordy Smith (ZAF) 12.66, Sebastian Zietz (HAW) 9.26
HEAT 5: Filipe Toledo (BRA) 12.63 DEF. Joan Duru (FRA) 10.60, Marc Lacomare (FRA) 9.74
HEAT 6: Gabriel Medina (BRA) 14.40 DEF. Michael Rodrigues (BRA) 11.87, Marco Mignot (FRA) 11.04
HEAT 7: Owen Wright (AUS) 15.10 DEF. Willian Cardoso (BRA) 13.34, Ricardo Christie (NZL) 7.94
HEAT 8: Julian Wilson (AUS) 11.44 DEF. Adrian Buchan (AUS) 9.57, Jadson Andre (BRA) 9.47
HEAT 9: Kelly Slater (USA) 13.84 DEF. Jesse Mendes (BRA) 11.67, Conner Coffin (USA) 9.94
HEAT 10: Seth Moniz (HAW) 12.24 DEF. Ezekiel Lau (HAW) 10.50, Wade Carmichael (AUS) 10.13
HEAT 11: Peterson Crisanto (BRA) 13.84 DEF. Ryan Callinan (AUS) 11.67, Deivid Silva (BRA) 11.67
HEAT 12: Jack Freestone (AUS) 11.77 DEF. Jeremy Flores (FRA) 9.10, Michel Bourez (FRA) 8.90
In this case, potentially fear of sexual violence.
Obelix from Avoca, with no need for the magic potion having fallen in the cauldron as a kid ….
I fear someone could do themself a mischief in this airshow.
What about tatis outfit
It’s keeping me hanging in there
Image froze as stef took off. She get the score?
nope
Should she have?
Is it just mine or is the audio fucked?
Nah there’s a problem. Strider’s started chewing on the cables.
Why
Jeez the women are hard to watch
Insatiable
Drunk and this is still shit. Giant toilet bowl.
That Seth’s sister?
yip
Yeah and Tony’s daughter, Vince Moaloka’s niece etc
you say please and thank-you around her.
Why
For fear of violence?
good manners Bex.
I’ve always found manners have little to do with sexual chemistry or desire
Good shout – works well.
Lay-canoe or Lack-a-now?
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dry hair paddle-out???
maybe not the best eg of telling people how hard it is.
must have been listening to Pottz.
Looks like Pete Mel stopped off in Devon on his way over to France
kelias smokey, sultry voice. yeeeow
Don’t get me started.
do the shoes do anything for you?
shoes?
She has some 90s style platform sandals. Think Naughty Spice. <3
she can leave them on?
I thought she had twisted an ankle and was wearing an ankle support …
Part of the game. Cat and mouse, chase the pussy
Richardo gone walkabout. Pottz you racist cunt
I truly do appreciate that they give us free stream and all. love watching good/difficult waves with the best getting beat up on them.. but why do Potz and Joe talk so fucking much about nothing.
I fear they must have looonnngg wsl contracts and we’re gonna be stuck with them for quite some time.
Because they profoundly suck at their job on a cellular level.