Is this the actual end?
And I never thought I’d see the day. I never thought I would pour my fifth afternoon cocktail to a headline declaring that Kiss, the genderqueer New York supergroup that brought us such hits as “Love Gun” “Lick it up” and “I was made for lovin’ you” was actually made for lovin’ “man-eating” Great White sharks but I did and it’s true.
Shockingly true.
And there I was pouring my sixth afternoon cocktail when I read Kiss to Play First-Ever Show for Great White Sharks.
I rubbed my eyes, took another sip, clicked and sallied forth.
This November, KISS will play the first-ever show for great white sharks. (Turns out, they’re big fans.) Human fans can reserve their spot for this one-time-only concert event starting October 14. Brought to you in partnership with Animals On Airbnbexperiences.
What you’ll do: Welcome to “Shark Rock City,” where KISS will perform a live set off the southern coast of Australia to entice sharks, who love the low-frequency sounds of rock and roll.
This once-in-a-lifetime ocean concert takes place on November 18 in Port Lincoln, where you’ll board a boat at 6:30 a.m. and cruise along the coastline looking for birds, dolphins, and other wildlife. For the main event, you’ll head out to the deep waters of the Indian Ocean — one of the biggest feeding grounds for great whites.
Shocking.
Though I suppose Kiss has always been progressive but do Gene Simmons, Paul Stanley and the boys understand the current state of siege we are living under?
Are they not aware that these “man-eating” Great Whites they shall be performing for have turned my once-rustic North County, San Diego into a teeming hell? Not cognizant that around Cape Cod men, mostly surfers, are being eaten like pesce crudo? Not conscious of the truth that “man-eating” Great Whites have traveled to Rhode Island for the first time in recorded history?
Rhode Island is but a three hour drive from The Spotted Pig in New York’s Manhattan. Too close for comfort, if you ask my now expert opinion but are you speciesqueer?
Do you want to share a plate of bibb salad with radicchio, shaved radish and mustard vinaigrette with “man-eating” Great White sharks on their way to the already hammered Boogie Room?
I didn’t think so.
More as the story develops.
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Best of luck.
Guilty. Even I get repulsed.
I appreciate that SSD. We should grab a beer Brother. Maybe meet up near Chas’ once rustic North San Diego cunty great white infested haunt, search for Chas at reclaimed wood coffee table shops, and three amigo our way to a local watering hole.
I look up to you all, well save 1% who know who they are.
I did catch CkT antics before he trimmed the hedges as Chas said, and was thoroughly entertained. Stood by his words, up until he cancel cultured himself, which is funny only cause I got to read the string before hari-kari felled the curtain.
why does he have dogs dicks growing of his shoulders?
Memory serves correct Scott, a pyrotechnic mishap burned a concert hall down during their show.
genius
What would The great Australian Comic Character Norman Gunston think about Kiss(ing sharks ) .Will he still be marching in the Kiss Army ?
https://m.youtube.com/watch…
I was made for eating you baby
Unlike his family.
KISS ripped off a band from the 1960’s called “The Attack” and their album “Final Daze”.
Otto. Where’r You at?
Work. Called in to raise hell, dazzle with brilliance and baffle with bullshit. It’s not an either/or world in my existence, it often demands “and”.
So much better if Great White was headlining.
Not if you’re on your period.
Get fucked
Kiss about to “Australian Shark” at Australian sharks. Epic
This is worse than Equinor. Fight for the Bight.
Do you live in AUS?
Fight for the bite
Fight for the Great White Right to Bite ? Is this the end of Humanism as we know it …..
# Genderqueer” Now that’s a surfbrand name if I ever heard 1.
I’ve got Ace Frehley
I’ve got Peter Cris
Waiting there for me
Yes I do.
KISS are playing here in Newy after the supercars in a few weeks. I really hope they keep they can square away endorsing a fossil fuel hungry event and conservation of the GW on the same “tour”..
Playing for all the sharkies in Stocko bite. Can’t wait to see a photo of Nuatali Nelmes dressed in KISS gear
You know it’s gonna happenShe’s got tig ole biddies.. for a Mayor..
“Kiss is not a charity. Never, ever mix commerce and charity.”
Gene Simmons
It’s a real life whacking day, and Gene Simmons is Barry White.
Called it a few days ago! “Leave all the great’s…alone”
Gene Simmons is the Miki Dora of rockist music.
And if they still serve the fried pigs ear salad at The Spotted Pig, no Carcarodon could ever tear it away from me.
That salad haunts me. Sublime
Do they have a kosher / El Halal fried Lambs Ear Salad for those that don’t dig on swine ?
https://m.youtube.com/watch…
Unsure, but I could imagine converting in order to eat that dish.
Not the sharks I worried about surfing RI, it was parking with out of state plates.