Inspired by the great fashion houses of Shanghai, vulnerable adult learners as well as the stench of cheap teenage perfume…
Days in the making, and inspired by the great fashion houses of Shanghai, vulnerable adult learners as well as the stench of cheap teenage perfume, BeachGrit announces, proudly, the reopening of our online store.
Here, you will find:
VAL t-shirt: Don’t be afraid to show the world you stand in solidarity with the Vulnerable Adult Learner surfer or VAL. This t-shirt, which is only available in white, features a chest and back print that was crafted by the noted artist Paul McNeil. Do you dare?

I Want My BeachGrit car air-freshener: Bring the anti-depressive smell of BeachGrit into your car, office or home! Comes embedded with special cheap perfume scent reminiscent of teen parties!

BeachGrit tailpads (in myriad colours): This three-piece tail pad, with a striking design that calls to mind the super graphics of Barbara “Bobbie” Stauffacher Solomon, will thrill its new owner on several levels: it’s made in the same factory as the market leaders, whom you know, and uses the same EVA lightweight premium foam and 3M glue. Its most compelling feature, of course, is what we might, euphemistically, call the “breakthrough price.”

I Want My BeachGrit coffee mug: This exciting item has been designed to handle heated liquids such as coffee but its opaque finish also enables the discreet sipping of spirits during work hours.

The Girls t-shirt: And, here, BeachGrit‘s newest and boldest graphic yet. Created by our go-to artist, the noted sculptor, painter and graphic designer, Paul McNeil, this t-shirt commands attention with bikinied women and a masterly use of typography, a McNeil specialty.

And, more! Click here to visit store.
All prices in US dollars. Free shipping to anywhere in the world.
Note: T-shirts begin shipping in two weeks, printed in Australia, hand-screened etc.
Here’s my contribution to the store: a “Backwards Fin Beth” tribute model.
Innovative, transparent materials combined with a cheeky, nostalgic full-colour print. From a distance all you see is the BFB perspective. Flat surf background to demonstrate the model in full effect.
https://i.ibb.co/GFrfwYC/BF…
https://i.ibb.co/cx0MLsF/BF…
And what about a T shirt from the 2018 Lemoore Billboard. A memory from Backwards fins Beth
The inspiration behind my contribution to the store…
US Dollars. Fuck me Derek. Australian dollars please. The exchange rate is fucked at the moment
Maybe Rupiah
Derek can you guarantee we won’t get post purchase depression?
Get one of those sleeveless numbers up to Warshaw. He’d look smart in it.
If I order a shirt do I actually get one? I want to command attention.
For VALs?
What a score to have McNeil on board. Well done!
BG condom – when not everything is ultra-hard!
You do know that my wife refers to ‘little lemon’ as “Extra Hard Surf Candy”.
Apologies for ruining that well thought out tagline for everyone.
where’s the high and tight boardies……. i want those ,,,,,,
Birdwell.com
Yes….
why are there flaccid dildos on the val t-sh… oh, i get it.
not buying in until you have a touched by Goggs range
Derek, listen to the man! Make a yellow BeachGrit beanie!
Since when does anybody around here wear crew necks???
VAL-plate tail pads coming soon https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
I’d legitmately buy that.
If you order VAL in L. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
Please just do a black tail pad.
Plain black
Beach Grit logo
Plain black
Next run.
Really? Base it off that CI Dane one. 2 piece plain and black please
Even his has a fuckin stupid white but in the kick
Gonna buy me a few tees and an air freshener
Seconded! Those Dane pads are the best: not too wide, no arch and a low kick. The tail pad for the surfer who doesn’t like tail pads…
I got a plain black Necro, low kick which I got on a Timmy Patterson IF. best pad ever.
Their site is gone? Are they?
Epic!
I want a yellow girlz in a guys L
Can do?
Or girlzz XXL?
Fuk it I can get printed tees for a fiver at kmart
Fukin rip off
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I’m interested in a L VAL T, which I can wear and claim myself as hard core and same time poke fun at the VAL’s at my beach, but I’m worried someone who actually can surf will kick me in the head for being a dickhead?? it is a dilemma.