Store open: Dangerous and Radical surfing equipment for sale!

Inspired by the great fashion houses of Shanghai, vulnerable adult learners as well as the stench of cheap teenage perfume…

Days in the making, and inspired by the great fashion houses of Shanghai, vulnerable adult learners as well as the stench of cheap teenage perfume, BeachGrit announces, proudly, the reopening of our online store.

Here, you will find:

VAL t-shirt: Don’t be afraid to show the world you stand in solidarity with the Vulnerable Adult Learner surfer or VAL. This t-shirt, which is only available in white, features a chest and back print that was crafted by the noted artist Paul McNeil. Do you dare?

 


I Want My BeachGrit car air-freshener
: Bring the anti-depressive smell of BeachGrit into your car, office or home! Comes embedded with special cheap perfume scent reminiscent of teen parties!

BeachGrit tailpads (in myriad colours): This three-piece tail pad, with a striking design that calls to mind the super graphics of Barbara “Bobbie” Stauffacher Solomon, will thrill its new owner on several levels: it’s made in the same factory as the market leaders, whom you know, and uses the same EVA lightweight premium foam and 3M glue. Its most compelling  feature, of course, is what we might, euphemistically, call the “breakthrough price.”

I Want My BeachGrit coffee mug: This exciting item has been designed to handle heated liquids such as coffee but its opaque finish also enables the discreet sipping of spirits during work hours.

The Girls t-shirt: And, here, BeachGrit‘s newest and boldest graphic yet. Created by our go-to artist, the noted sculptor, painter and graphic designer, Paul McNeil, this t-shirt commands attention with bikinied women and a masterly use of typography, a McNeil specialty.

And, more! Click here to visit store. 

All prices in US dollars. Free shipping to anywhere in the world.

Note: T-shirts begin shipping in two weeks, printed in Australia, hand-screened etc.

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BleekBleek
BleekBleek
6 years ago

Here’s my contribution to the store: a “Backwards Fin Beth” tribute model.
Innovative, transparent materials combined with a cheeky, nostalgic full-colour print. From a distance all you see is the BFB perspective. Flat surf background to demonstrate the model in full effect.

https://i.ibb.co/GFrfwYC/BF…
https://i.ibb.co/cx0MLsF/BF…

Waterman of the year
Waterman of the year
6 years ago

And what about a T shirt from the 2018 Lemoore Billboard. A memory from Backwards fins Beth

BleekBleek
BleekBleek
6 years ago

The inspiration behind my contribution to the store…

Waterman of the year
Waterman of the year
6 years ago

US Dollars. Fuck me Derek. Australian dollars please. The exchange rate is fucked at the moment
Maybe Rupiah

DavidC
DavidC
6 years ago

Derek can you guarantee we won’t get post purchase depression?

Black Rubber
Black Rubber
6 years ago

Get one of those sleeveless numbers up to Warshaw. He’d look smart in it.

Nick Richon
Nick Richon
6 years ago

If I order a shirt do I actually get one? I want to command attention.

Nick Richon
Nick Richon
6 years ago

For VALs?

Mads Naeraa
Mads Naeraa
6 years ago

What a score to have McNeil on board. Well done!

Julian's receding hairline
Julian's receding hairline
6 years ago

BG condom – when not everything is ultra-hard!

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
6 years ago

You do know that my wife refers to ‘little lemon’ as “Extra Hard Surf Candy”.

Apologies for ruining that well thought out tagline for everyone.

GiGi
GiGi
6 years ago

where’s the high and tight boardies……. i want those ,,,,,,

Black Rubber
Black Rubber
6 years ago
Reply to  GiGi
GiGi
GiGi
6 years ago
Reply to  Black Rubber

Yes….

Owen's Outgoing Tide
Owen's Outgoing Tide
6 years ago

why are there flaccid dildos on the val t-sh… oh, i get it.

joeys nosegard
joeys nosegard
6 years ago

not buying in until you have a touched by Goggs range

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
6 years ago
Reply to  joeys nosegard

Derek, listen to the man! Make a yellow BeachGrit beanie!

Gino
Gino
6 years ago

Since when does anybody around here wear crew necks???

PerthsStraighthanders
PerthsStraighthanders
6 years ago

VAL-plate tail pads coming soon https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Italo Post Heat Interview
Italo Post Heat Interview
6 years ago

I’d legitmately buy that.

PerthsStraighthanders
PerthsStraighthanders
6 years ago

If you order VAL in L. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Return of the Samsung Board
Return of the Samsung Board
6 years ago

Please just do a black tail pad.

Plain black

Beach Grit logo
Plain black

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
6 years ago

Next run.

Return of the Samsung Board
Return of the Samsung Board
6 years ago

Really? Base it off that CI Dane one. 2 piece plain and black please

Even his has a fuckin stupid white but in the kick

Gonna buy me a few tees and an air freshener

Ollybeak
Ollybeak
6 years ago

Seconded! Those Dane pads are the best: not too wide, no arch and a low kick. The tail pad for the surfer who doesn’t like tail pads…

longtom
longtom
6 years ago

I got a plain black Necro, low kick which I got on a Timmy Patterson IF. best pad ever.

Return of the Samsung Board
Return of the Samsung Board
6 years ago
Reply to  longtom

Their site is gone? Are they?

Mads Naeraa
Mads Naeraa
6 years ago

Epic!

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago

I want a yellow girlz in a guys L
Can do?
Or girlzz XXL?
Fuk it I can get printed tees for a fiver at kmart
Fukin rip off

Theon Greyjoy
Theon Greyjoy
6 years ago
LongRichard
LongRichard
6 years ago

I’m interested in a L VAL T, which I can wear and claim myself as hard core and same time poke fun at the VAL’s at my beach, but I’m worried someone who actually can surf will kick me in the head for being a dickhead?? it is a dilemma.


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