Oy vey: Zionist surfing website attacked by Jewish foundation, called “despicable, anti-Semitic!”

Don't nobody read anymore? Schmucks!

You’ll remember a story, yesterday, that warmed hearts and proved a little brotherhood don’t have to cost the earth.

A quick recap about a Jewish group helping California’s homeless:

In Encinitas, California, The Leichtag Foundation has taken a novel approach to dealing with California’s catastrophic homelessness problem by opening up parking lots for people sleeping in their cars to exist safely until they can get back in the game, under a roof that doesn’t have four wheels.

I wrote, as is my way, of “the righteousness of the Jewish people and their gorgeous little sovereign nation, forged in the fires of the Holocaust, endless war and the indifference and hostility of the rest of the world.”

Israel, Jews, the great Jewish diaspora, oh I love it all.

Read “Israel is the raddest surf trip on Earth!”, “What the Gudauskas Brothers got wrong about Israel”, “Let’s go schlepping, surfing gets into the 2021 Jewish Olympics!”, “The WSL double-downs on Israel!”, “Ozzie Wright sings King of the Jews!”, Movie: “The Hebrew Hammer!”.

Stories for days and we mustn’t forget a movie I made for Stab called “Tel Aviv Jumps” and which was subsequently re-edited after I left the company to remove archival footage of atrocities against the Jewish people – readers objected to the pro-Jewish sentiment of the film – and has since been removed from their website although you can watch here.

Who loves Jews more than me?

I look over at my bookshelf and I see Menachem Begin’s great memoir, The Revolt, about his militant Zionists, the Irgun, taking on the damned two-faced Brits in Palestine. Eighty bucks, not including delivery.

Ask me and I’ll sing Hava Naguila, word perfect. Notes a little off, but hey.

Therefore, some surprise, when the exec VP of the The Leichtag Foundation, the group I’d celebrated for their kindness and ingenuity, turned on your ol pal DR.

The link is here, but in a nutshell, Charlene Seidle, writes of being forwarded “this despicable, anti-semitic article.”

Comments below included,

“This article is hateful and I am deeply sorry that someone sent it to you. I understand that not everyone agrees, but there is no reason to be hateful.”

“I preserved the article. It’s blatantly antisemitic, and when called on it, authors tend to edit or delete articles like it.”

“Thank you for your brave and values-driven leadership.”

“The lack of respect for human dignity has been heart breaking.” 

“Despicable!! I am so sorry that there is so much hate and ignorance. We stand with you.”

To which I say, don’t nobody read?

Schmucks!

Oh wait. One reader did open story.

Beach Grit is a rough, juvenile environment intended to entertain a youthful irreverent audience. That it’s a “hit piece” or anti-Semitic is farcical but if that’s what you want it to be or need it to be to support your position, then that’s what it is. My mom flipped out when I brought MAD magazine home for the first time and banned it. She was horrified by it and some of my other choices in literature. Even at a young age I realized she saw what she wanted to see.

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Low wide stinkbug stance

We get it Derek. You went to Sri Lanka on a surf trip and the first foreign bird you ever fucked was an Israeli and she blew your mind.
Same reason why so many guys are experts on the Isan region of Thailand/Laos.

Wayne Lunch

I think we should hate all religion equally.

Cldntgiveash1t.

So you hate surfing?. Come on , Whatever tickles their fancy . Now if only we could somehow convince GW’s that matzo tasting morsels are preferable your everyday Fosters marinated mensch. Are GW’s particularly kosher?. Maybe we can just get Thompson to wear a kippah while convincing him it’s a new format anti UV device that provides 110% GW proof immunity from life threatening douchehood.

Woodeneye

No, they ain’t makin’ Jews like Jesus anymore
We don’t turn the other cheek the way they done before
You hear that honky holler as he hit that hardwood floor
Lord, they ain’t makin’ Jews like Jesus anymore

Everybody!
They ain’t makin’ Jews like Jesus anymore
They ain’t makin’ carpenters who know what nails are for
Well, the whole damn place was singin’
As I strolled right out the door
“Lord, they ain’t makin’ Jews like Jesus anymore!”

Chief Hot stuff
Ed

Mick Fanning and his right wing nazi suefi mate’s single out Jews for drop ins

ricmatic

It’s been awhile since I’ve been called youthfully irreverent. I’m not crying. You are.

Urchin Sepsis

It seems like their whole community is in an uproar because we want our deity, the Surfing Madonna back. Probably just mis placed anger at surfers in general.
https://www.encinitasadvoca…

Cldntgiveash1t.

Spare a thought for the Gazan mensch that have no idea where their backline is on any given day everytime sometime someone inadvertently loses a rocket looking for the main switch during the intermittent load-shedding. GW’s pffftt try Yiddish submarines and maniacal mensch on warmongering skiffs trying to wreck your next wave with adrenaline inspiring flesh , board and water penetrating projectiles hell bent on diminishing what should have been a chilled Friday arvo after the grind of digging tunnels all week.

Chief Hot stuff

Oi vei
What else you got?

The Bitchy Crab

That’s about it.

Chief Hot stuff

Something will turn up

The Bitchy Crab

Gonna go in June. Obvs many stories.

Chief Hot stuff

Ii don’t think the So Cal Jews are in sync with your antipodean sensibilities.
Never mind.

The Bitchy Crab

There is quite the disconnect, yes. Perhaps they’re Jews for Jesus.

Cldntgiveash1t.

Mazeltoff and six Hail Mary’s ?. Now that should confuse the GW’s
Hmmmm are we kosher today or not?. Talk about an existential crises in sharkworld .


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