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Analysis: New study ties vicious “man-eating” shark attacks to impending Coronavirus pandemic to Donald J. Trump’s re-election odds!

Everything is sharks.

Adam Smith who uttered the now iconic phrase, “All things relate to vicious man-eating shark attacks, more or less…”, couldn’t have known how right he actually was back in those bucolic 1700s. The Father of Capitalism, prescient, though hit that nail straight on its head. In a new-ish book titled “Democracy for Realists: Why Elections Do Not Produce Responsive Government, two political scientists, Larry M. Bartels and Christopher H. Achen, examined how the terrifying 1916 New Jersey attacks that inspired the film Jaws sunk President Woodrow Wilson’s presidency.

Let’s sample from the Boston Globe.

With sharply declining tourism revenue, and no system in place to prevent shark attacks, local communities turned to the federal government for help. President Woodrow Wilson, who had previously served as governor of New Jersey, convened a Cabinet meeting, but his own Bureau of Fisheries told him there wasn’t much to be done. By the time he mobilized Coast Guard resources to patrol the waters, the sharks had moved on and the fear and controversy had faded.

But local voters, adversely affected by the economic consequences of the attacks, still took their anger out on the president. According to Bartels and Achen’s calculations, in the communities most impacted by the attacks, Wilson underperformed by 10 percentage points.

Etc.

And, I’m sure you can guess where this is going, no? Exactly correct. To what many are calling “The Great White Shark of the Lungs.” Again we turn to the Globe.

The more the new coronavirus outbreak, and the government’s response to it, becomes politicized, the worse things are likely to turn out for Trump. Since Trump has already gone out of his way to blame Democrats and the media for exaggerating the potential impact of the virus, the politicization train appears to have left the station.

Trump’s unsuccessful efforts to minimize the impact of the rapidly spreading virus for fear that panic will negatively affect the economy may backfire spectacularly. Now his actions and response are tied directly to the crisis.

If Covid-19 causes major dislocations, Trump will inevitably pay a price for any resulting economic slowdown, even if blame for the underlying pandemic can hardly be placed at his feet.

So do you agree that Great White sharks will essentially undo Trump’s political fortunes or do you think this is MSM straw-grasping to an unprecedented and rude degree, stoking fear and division and blaming the prehistoric beasts for all our problems?

Rude, if true.

More as the story develops.

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Chas Smith

This has been my favorite prose of the week…

astro

And Jebus, every so often, had to address some of the brethren, “ Fucken hell. There’s a manger three stalls over. Have at it. Try not to make too much noise.”

Chief Hot stuff

Most of the Trump haters actually like him now
In fact they quietly are very grateful.

longtom

how do you know Bexy?

you’re talking out your arse again.

Chief Hot stuff

Read it in the guardian

longtom

touche

f u

you take the Guardian seriously?

?uzzled

People tend to vote on the economy and this Corona virus situation could continue to have negative economic impacts. Realistically the state of the economy has little to do with the current office holders, but politics are emotional not rational.

kyle

agree, the economy will do its thing regardless of who is in power, but socialist Bernie sanders would be very bad for everybody except for the millennial generation that does not like working wants everything for free and think that we should pay for their student debt and their health insurance just because tgey are to lazy to actually get a job and stop going to colleges and universities to get a stupid degree that will earn them no money or give them a career prospect.

Billy Hunt

You want some fish to go with that chip bro?

f u

what do you do for work?
you sound pretty far removed from the economc siuation of your average Amrican that makes less than 40,000$ a year

Otto

I’m sick of the left media attacking our President no matter what he does. President Trump reacted quickly to the coronavirus and piece of shit Democrats gave him shit for THAT. After President Trump ordered a travel ban to and from China on February 3, that scumbag piece of shit Democrat Chuck Schumer posted this:

“The premature travel ban to and from China by the current administration is just an excuse to further his ongoing war against immigrants. There must be a check and Balance on these restrictions.”

No matter what President Trump does, the scum left will find fault.

kyle

The left is never happy back in the che guevara days they used to shoot people on the back of their heads for being homosexual, now the left is with the LGBT 100%, same with all this bullshit environmentalists, they are side by side with the global warming climate change clowns but socialists(democrats) could care less about the environment just like everybody else.

Chief Hot stuff

The gay thing .
Is a bipartisan deal about population control
also climate drama is scaring people into not having kids.
Its very effective except in countries where noone gives a fuk.

f u

time to come out of the closet .
self hate is unhealthy

Chief Hot stuff

I identify as a female
And a lesbian.
My mum just rolled her eyes and said
Whatever ya big tool.

?uzzled

It’s a shame that people confuse patriotism with polarization. The hate that you project for the Americans with a differing political view from yours is telling. There is money to be made by “news” sources who play on people’s base emotions to incite hatred and division. Most Americans have common ground on the bulk of things that affect our daily lives.

Otto

“The hate that you project for the Americans with a differing political view from yours is telling.”

How convenient of you to make such a remark. I am capable of hate like the next person. You know too little to make such an assessment, much like I’d be misguided to think as an “Active Shooter” you pose an imminent threat to others or are currently intent on causing harm to others.

Chuck Schumer is scum. He is a piece of shit. You haven’t refuted that assessment of mine. You simply pivot to character attack. That is telling most of all.

Numbnuts

Trump was born in kenya, left will never let that go. Stay strong “our” president

f u

seig heil

f u

still advertising your low IQ?

Jesus was a leftist.

Otto

You’re still buying it.

Jesus was a man who loved his wife Mary Magdalene. He never bought into the leftist identity politics calling her a whore. They were too conservative.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

Easy snowflake. Go cry on redstate or something.

Firelipe Torpedo

We will really be in trouble when the sharks develop a virus that can be spread by bite.


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