Opening special: Rent indoor New Jersey wavepool for $US1800 an hour! Complimentary surfboards, 85-degree water!

Trunks and glassy ramps in the middle of a dirty Jersey winter.

The five-billion-dollar New Jersey mega-mall American Dream in East Rutherford, eight miles from Time Square if you’re wondering, opens its indoor wavepool to the public on April 1.

The pool is a smaller version of the fabulous Waco pool and the operator will rent you the entire pool for an hour for $US1800 on weekdays and $2100 on weekends.

You get twenty pals in the pool and it’s going to cost around a hundred bucks apiece. The joint spits out between 100 and 180 waves in an hour depending on the setting. The wave menu includes “the A- frame wave, under-the-lip-take-off barrel, or a perfect air section.”

The session is run through Will Skudin’s surf school. Will is a noted big-wave charger from Long Island, New York who once kissed a Nazaré lip and lived to tell the tale.  A smart backing with hopes that Will’s street cred will impress both the core and the unbaptized.

Surf coaches, lifeguards and wave technicians are all included and it is recommended that advanced shortboarders bring a board two-to-five liters above normal volume. Fresh water etc.

Also, according to the website the wave pool is “Perfect for Team Building, Bachelor and Bachelorette parties, before and after NYC and Corporate events.”

Some notes to remember.

In New Jersey, right now, the water temp is hovering around forty-one degrees (five celsius) and today’s wind chill brings us to about nineteen degrees (minus eight C) outside. The temp inside the wavepool, which is indoors, is seventy-five degrees (twenty-four C). No wind either. Pure glass.

Also worth noting is the the pool is located to the left of the Kung Fu Panda Water Temple of Awareness and just behind the Thrillagascar fifty-foot freefall.

Post-Session, you can  “live it up like royalty at King Julien’s Pineapple Jam Swim-up Bar”.

Live adventure here. 

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Mads Naeraa
Mads Naeraa
6 years ago

“Complimentary Surfboards”. Do they throw you loose shakas and say you have sexy legs and surf like a god?

GiGi
GiGi
6 years ago
Reply to  Mads Naeraa

Hey hey!!! That gets added to $2100

bruddah
bruddah
6 years ago

Friends surf session!

Tom
Tom
6 years ago

I’m betting Kelly’s one will be the circular pool with just endless waves spinning around it – goes right for 1 day or 1/2 day to save energy then next day is a left .
But the more they build of these the cheaper they become so bring it on

longtom
longtom
6 years ago
Reply to  Tom

like iPhones?

longtom
longtom
6 years ago

whats the go to tipple at the KJ swim up bar GG?

I’m thinking rum but that couldn’t be kosher, surely?

GiGi
GiGi
6 years ago
Reply to  longtom

Shirley Temple..??… but still not enough kosher for Tel Aviv…… I’ll let u know …..

Hippy
Hippy
6 years ago

need a promo video. price is right compared to Ke11y’s tub.

GiGi
GiGi
6 years ago
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Hippy
Hippy
6 years ago
Reply to  GiGi

Like I said, you need a fucking video man.

Pull back shots, someone going right, etc.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago

That’s awesome
I hope a terrorist don’t fly a plane into it.

J H
J H
6 years ago

It’s Jersey. No one cares about Jersey. Especially not a bunch of Jihadis.

Otto
Otto
6 years ago

Scaled back for success. Smart.

Ed
Ed
6 years ago

Kung Fu Panda Water Temple of Awareness sounds super tempting

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  Ed

Boom tissue.

GiGi
GiGi
6 years ago
Reply to  Ed

It’s a win/win


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