A well-timed message from surfing’s great historian Matt Warshaw…
Every cloud is lined with silver, or so the saying goes.
In the case of a deadly-to-the-aged virus that was birthed in the filth and horror of China’s infamous multi-species wet-markets, it has fallen to surfing’s great historian, Matt Warshaw, to reveal a layer that shimmers.
Matt needs little introduction, of course, former editor of Surfer, keeper of surfing’s flame, a man whom I’ve always pictured as a lone cowboy entering a village on a horse, beholden to no one.
In his Sunday mail-out to Encyclopedia of Surfing subscribers, and on the eve of an economic apocalypse, Warshaw points out the enviable position of surfers when it comes to thriving in catastrophe.
There is value in reminding ourselves that the sport has already made it through hard times. On the disease side, surfing, along with the native population at large, was utterly decimated in the century following Captain Cook’s arrival in Hawaii.
From the 1900 nadir of that catastrophic event, however, we get Duke Kahanamoku and George Freeth and surfing’s rebirth. (While it messes up my point, I’m obligated to point out that Freeth died in the coming flu pandemic.)
As far as squaring up to economic hardship, surfers didn’t merely survive the Great Depression, we aced it. We slept on the beach, pulled entire meals from the ocean, went hard DIY on equipment, and if it wasn’t exactly a 12-year San Onofre clambake, surfers in general got through the Depression happier and healthier then the population at large.
Photographer Doc Ball put it this way: “We bought very little. We made our own boards and trunks; I even made my own camera tripod. It was good for you. After all that, you really knew how to get there from here. Of course, we had a little trouble getting gasoline. But then it was seven cents a gallon. Imagine that! We had surfing. As long as there’s waves—you didn’t have to pay for those. All we had to do was buy gas to get there.”
Here’s the smallest taste,
The Depression did good things for surfing in America. Being poor on the beach in Southern California was a lot better than being poor in the Nebraska plains or on a New York street corner—or anywhere else in the country, for that matter. Surfers were already familiar with living on the cheap: they made their own trunks and surfboards, pulled lobsters and abalone from the sea, gathered wood for their own fires, and could build an evening’s entertainment around a ukulele, a guitar, and a passed-around bottle of jug wine. Riding waves didn’t make up for being jobless or underemployed, but it was a nice way to pass the time if you were. With a long curl-beating ride to the beach, surfers could still find grace moments, just as they had during an era of prosperity.
In California, and to a lesser degree Hawaii, beaches and lineups during the Depression were commanded by down-at-heels journeymen like Tom Blake, who sold his swimming medals and cups to pay for meals. Another was the hulking surfer-paddleboarder Gene “Tarzan” Smith, who during the 1930s lived on and off in a cave he excavated in a sandstone cliff near Corona del Mar. On weekend nights, Smith, a binge drinker and predatory brawler, would roll his only suit and a pair of old dress shoes into a piece of oilskin, paddle across Newport Harbor to the enormous Rendezvous Ballroom, change next to a nearby boathouse, dance and drink and bust a few heads, then roll the suit back up and make the return journey across the harbor to his cave. Smith would became famous among surfers for his otherworldly paddling stamina. In 1940 he paddled from Oahu to Kauai, a seventy-mile, thirty-hour journey, on a board outfitted with a compass, flashlight holder, hunting knife, and pneumatic pillow. Over the last few miles, Smith hallucinated that he was stroking down Hollywood Boulevard. Sixty-five years passed before another paddler made the crossing.
As I said, give Warshaw a few bucks and sign up to the EOS, although as he told readers last week, if suffering and privation is your lot, he’s happy to carry anyone for free until a vaccine comes along.
Look a Birdwell and do your journalist god damn job
She’s my favorite venutian
“In the case of a deadly-to-the-aged virus“
Derek, you’re a very intelligent man, so I find it perplexing that you’re still making light of this pandemic.
Which part of ‘Health System Massively Overwhelmed’ do you not believe in? Would you be laughing if you were in Italy, a country with excellent health services?
Yes, as healthy surfers we are better equipped to deal with this, but nobody wants to see their country’s death rate double – including those that only look at economics.
But you kids are great at speling.
This more true.
I DGAF what colour a person’s skin, but their attitude and behaviour is everything. Personal, is how you find’em.
Im sayin all my friends tend to be the same race as me.
All my wife’s friends are the same as hers.
We aren’t the same race.
Kids were both having meltdowns a few minutes ago because they couldn’t go to school. Now both in hysterics over retarded pet videos from the internets. I can now see a psychological way out for them after me and their mum ‘lose our shoes’ in the next few months.
Yes, good question maybe, how many surfers in today’s world–have ever surfed without a leash, even once? Not many I’m guessing………
Kids are sheeple. Can you imagine their kids? COVID-1984 lockdowns are being applauded on-line.
Grew up surfing with and without the chord. Usually don’t use one unless the spot has serious rocks or reef that would destroy my board every time it got loose. And I don’t surf too many beach breaks.
Sounds like the perfect time to release a brand specific range of traction pads,shitty air fresheners and poorly fitted tees!!
Who’s in??
It’s never personal
Pros are not getting hammered.
Ergo getting hammered.
It’s a small sail shaped like a jib placed near the tiller.
It’s a backward sail used for control when docking
I think it means ya mate Trav went on holiday to Vietnam and got stuck somewhere between expat and sexpat..
To even vaguely suggest the surfers of today are worthy of comparison to the elders from the past is a traviety.
The hardest the majority of surfers do it now days is battle for a carpark in the new pick-up truck at the beach while trying not to spill their lattes.
True, true true, I think. Most surfers, if their dog leash broke, would be in a mild panic, oh no!! I have to swim to the shore!! And just think if they had to paddle out without a wetsuit as surfers of yore used to do– I venture not many would… “There was a time when boards were made of wood–and surfers were made of iron”. now it seems– “boards are made of soft tops–and surfers are even softer”………
Hahaha a few maybe. the first BG’r to go under due to the Aids flu. Can’t tell if it’s any honor or not. If I go posi, I’ll keep a journal and make anyone aware that wants to know About what it’s like. I don’t even believe it’s a thing really!! But I am feeling fucken horrible.
Screw the boards. Got a house going cheap? A boat?
Boat no, house maybe! Could you survive in suburban Newcastle after the dizzying fun of Bondi though DR?
Mercenary as ever, Dozza – just like swooping on the weak n vulnerable down at the bowlo.
You can always share my shearing shed with Kel if ya want.
We’ve gotta get some scrub cut in the morning and then’ll be thinkin’ ’bout an arvo round on the local 9 holer before cleanin’ the boar we caught tonight and got hangin’ under the big tree till we cut it up t’morra…
What did the gidgets do?
Apart from the obvious
Definitely glad I have my EoS subscription up to date. I just was swabbed, woke up aching, raging headache getting the fluey type vibes, crazy temp, fatigued as fuck. *edit* was 100% yesterday, surfed for 2 hours
No wheeze, I work in health so could very well have been potentially exposed there. Sent to the screeners at my work. 48hrs of nervousness now. Imma read what I haven’t of EoS for sure!
Waterproof but not bug proof.
Apparently so Bexy. Also if I come back positive, I’ll gift you the most racist name for this thing to use. Which I also picked up from work, not ironically.
Everyones racist
So no judgement
Good luck boyo.
You can’t pop out to Jebus’s shop yet, we haven’t had a secret Newy BG BBQ with Surfads and Tom yet!
Here’s something to chill you out:
https://www.youtube.com/wat…
That’s a gathering under 10 I’m all for!
Also that tune was mesmerizing, just what I needed, cheers CB.
Heavy mate hope you’re ok. We just waited five days for a result in the family. Thankfully negative.
Jesus, that sounds just like the dreaded symptoms that nobody wants their body to start feeling now. Good luck. Let us know what the result is.
Wonder how many BG commenters will come down with the CV-19 virus?
Just took a call from the ministry of truth, I’m “clean” and now I’m out there haha!
Nice, just hope this common flu you have doesn’t wear down your immune system so that you are more susceptible to the Wuhan Kung Flu!