Unidentified SUP pilot takes on amphibious division of LAPD!
Two days ago, it was celebrity VALS Jonah Hill and Jaden Smith raising their fists to LA County’s beach closures.
(Read about their brave resistance here,)
Now, on the opening day of the Malibu season, the new face of surfer-resistance against what super-shaper Matt Biolos calls “Commie” Gav Newsom’s “gestapo laws” is an unidentified SUP pilot who took on the amphibious division of LA’s cops.
After a short-ish session, the city’s lifeguard boat pounced and the pilot subsequently arrested.
The springsuit-clad man was led, in chains, up the famous beach, now home to television actress Meghan Markle and her former royal husband, Haz.
And how good are the waves?
Watch…
https://www.instagram.com/p/B-f5lZQDxlx/
Update, from Lost Hills’ Sheriff Station,
On April 2, 2020, Lost Hills Sheriff’s station deputies were flagged down by lifeguards regarding a male adult in the water, disobeying lifeguard orders to exit the water.
The suspect remained in the water paddle boarding for approximately 30-40 minutes. LASD boat was brought in from Marina Del Rey Station, once the Sheriff’s boat arrived on scene, the suspect complied and swam to shore.
The suspect was arrested for Disobeying a Lifeguard 17.12.115 LACC and Violation of Government Code 8665. The suspect was transported to Lost Hills Sheriff’s Station where he was booked and released on a promise to appear.
Abandon all hope you have become subjects to a government that considers you slaves and revenue prey.”
(Footage and other photo courtesy of noted BeachGrit commenter Hippy.)
Its perfect its taken a fucking SUP to emphasise you have to be a CUNT to go surfing at a time when supporting the broader community must be the priority right now
No way! yes way?
Trump should Clear Curren only to surf those sets.
I can’t help but wonder if there’s been crew on it overnight?
worth it, though not on a sup
So the most isolated dude in the city gets arrested for violating isolation mandates. 🙄
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Harry and Meghan haven’t moved to Malibu yet although there’s a rumor they are going to buy D____ C____’s mansion in S_____ R_____. Bad idea, because the sky will be like London during the Blitz with all the drones hovering. Paparazzi can go anywhere these days.
The auteur who shot this calls it Armageddon but maybe it’s closer to the final scenes of On the Beach?
Looks funny, anyway.
https://youtu.be/H0lz_RDnZGY
Kinda sucks that our hero is a supper
If only they could do this to all SUPs the world would be a better place
All the vid of this pilot being taken was missing is Mitch Buchannon diving off boat one and dramatically rescuing old mate from a dreaded the sea born contagion! Two boats, one SUP. Peak Coronarama.
*edit pre peak Coronarama
Jamal gets let out of prison 2 years early for his rape charge, and this guy gets 30 days in jail and 1k fine.. burn this fucker down now.. its all has to burn..
I kind of feel like we are about to witness the fall of Gotham right now. “Like Constantinople or Rome before it”, to quote Ken Watanabe’s character.
Calling them pilots never fails to make me snicker. It’s the best form of shade. Subtle, but ruthless.
IRA didn’t sit around and take it…
Not the hero we wanted etc….
Was that ELo? Always knew he had the rebel in him.
Making Malibu Great Again
MMGA
MADA. Make America Drunk Again.
Malibu’s Most Wanted staring Jamie Kennedy was a sweeping success. But Malibu’s Most Wanted II was a sweeping excess. A see quell that really delivered.
exactly
First time I heard that, Sup “Pilot” — I like that. They should make them get a license to steer those things around……….or better yet, ban them from the coastal zone……….