Too young to drink, old enough to defend brave desert nation from being driven into the sea…
Oh let’s not mess around with introductions, read all about Reynolds’ reboot of Marine Layer here, and swing straight into the second episode, a profile on Israeli Olympian Eithan Osbourne.
Too young to drink but not too old to defend his brave little country from its Arab enemies.
Eithan’s mammy is a “French-speaking Jewish humanitarian” with a Motorhead sticker on the back of her Volvo stationwagon.
Eclectic.
“What is the measure of success for a surf career?” writes Dane. “Trophies? Titles? Covers? Not any more… Youtube subscribers? Money made? I’m forever grateful for guys like Taylor Steele and Kai Neville who gave my generation a platform to do tricks to music. And thankful for surf magazines that organized trips and employed surf photographers who took pictures of us which got printed in said magazines thus validating sponsorships. That system has collapsed, and it aint comin back. If Chapter 11 TV has any small part in guiding the next generation of surfers and keeping it fun while providing a platform the way magazines and video makers did for us, then for me that’s a success.
So, your wife left you for a Jew, right?
Paragraphs, Nic, remember to use paragraphs.
Dane ain’t stupid…he knows who the Chosen People™️ are.
and thank fuck for that too, imagine the poor north west Aboriginals under the jackboot of Israel , spears rather than stones but fucked either way
Is that kid grabbing the other one by the cock? faark BG has taken it too far this time
Ain’t stats a funny thing. Fifty-three percent of Australians, a majority, were thrilled to give birth to an Israel in West Oz.
More rubbish than a 2 dollar shop
Certainly the suavest dressing of all the religions. Suits and hipster hats.
Speaking of which, cruising to the beach yesterday, having a giggle at the lycra crew sweating away, saw a guy, in lycra and helmeted, riding a penny-farthing towards Coolum. We might be becoming the hipster capital of Queensland.
I’m sensing a theme here.
I heard ten mins of CJ and fell into a coma
Ditch the Seppos
Give us Longtom.
Grab that swiper and take it thirty in, it gets better.
Yep chas banging on about sharks and you banging on about Jews.
Our happy places.
Less sharks, more Jews!
Happy Mothers Day Ma, luv ya x
This is the future. Mixtape surfing. Cambrian explosion of innovation and personality to come.
Called it the other day – the increased fat layer has made us part of a lovely degustation menu, first Bells then now some poor bastard in CA
No one is gonna point out the obvious? He has two giant teeth – that’s super hard to ignore.
21 yr drinking age is bloody ridiculous if they can send ya to war at 18…