Watch: The future of wave pool technology features surfers getting smashed into glass walls while onlookers place bets on who will die first!

"Waves are beautiful and dynamic in themselves but we chose them as our subject because they evoke feelings of comfort."

Wave pool technology and advancement has seemed to stall, along with everything else in the time of Coronavirus. The only place where excitement reigns is in Palm Springs, California where Cheyne Magnusson is twisting the dials of a mid-century masterpiece while Kalani Robb croons Frank Sinatra and Seoul, South Korea where the finishing touches are being added to a glass box hovering over the Gangnam District featuring a giant wave that will soon provide blood sport for happy people dancing like this.

PSY- Gangnam Style (Official Music Video)

The “art simulation” developed by Samsung and called WAVE took four months to develop and breaks one minute per hour in a box measuring 262 by 66 feet. A rate only slightly better than Kelly Slater’s Surf Ranch.

Surfers have not been added yet but when they are it can be assumed the less-adroit will be smashed up against the glass walls in an exceptionally gory display.

Public Media Art "WAVE" Full ver.

South Koreans, known for their love of kimchi and betting, will eat kimchi and wager on which surfer will bleed first.

Business development director Jul Lee at d’strict, the group that co that designed the WABE said, “We want to create overwhelming experiences. Waves are beautiful and dynamic in themselves but we chose them as our subject because they evoke feelings of comfort – which is much needed now.”

Smashed surfers will provide more feelings of comfort still.

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Lex Nevill
Lex Nevill
6 years ago

There’s big macs on my driveway

Hippy
Hippy
6 years ago

That is a bad ass installation… yeah.

Wave looks much better than Wet Wild disaster too.

Essentialsurfer
Essentialsurfer
6 years ago

The heading to this article was enough that I didn’t even need to read the article.
Maybe WSL can get sponsors from pharmaceutical companies, it’s a great angle.

Brandon Gaubert
Brandon Gaubert
6 years ago

Next to K Pop Chomo Entertainment at it’s finest…..

Tom
Tom
6 years ago

Imagine if they added a train or a giant plunger that would be some fucking art right there

astro
astro
6 years ago

I’d forgotten how crap that Psy music vid was.

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
6 years ago
Reply to  astro

How can ya not dig some horsey dancing Korean chicks haha

Huli Opu
Huli Opu
6 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

BlackPink 850 million YouTube views

https://youtu.be/bwmSjveL3Lc

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
6 years ago
Reply to  Huli Opu

Had to watch with the sound off haha…

?uzzled
?uzzled
6 years ago
Reply to  astro

How dare you!I fucking love that shit.

Gino
Gino
6 years ago

They’ve been making kimchi waves in the bath tub for years.

Lance Boardryder
Lance Boardryder
6 years ago

samsung is the worst

Lance Boardryder
Lance Boardryder
6 years ago

kimchi is good

Lance Boardryder
Lance Boardryder
6 years ago

chas is the best

Doobalachy
Doobalachy
6 years ago

Cheaper than the Jeep leader I assume


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