Introducing "Slow" Joe.
President Donald J. Trump of these United States has very many detractors. People who say he is narcissistic, incompetent, obese and disinterested in governing. Corrupt etc. But those who despise him most must grumblingly admit that he has a skill in calling people names and getting those names to stick.
He undid his 2016 opponent, Hillary Rodham Clinton, with one simple moniker.
“Crooked.”
It belies an enviable dexterity, an ability exceedingly useful in the art of surf journalism.
Here we have “89 world champ” Martin Potter, “Co-Waterperson of the Year” Dirk Ziff, “Backward Fins” Beth, “Hello Sheriff I’ve been assaulted” Ashton Goggans, “The great and powerful” Kelly Slater etc.
All very fine but none as instantly wonderful as “Little Adam Schitt.”
And so, Republicans must be very worried that on night three of the Democratic National Convention in “Milwaukee” that Trump has yet to land on a nickname for his 2020 opponent Joe Biden.
He has dabbled with “Sleepy” Joe, “Quid Pro” Joe and “Creepy” Joe though none have that patented zing. Last night, Trump took to Twitter to beta test “Slow” Joe.
“WHY DID HE REFUSE TO ENDORSE SLOW JOE UNTIL IT WAS ALL OVER, AND EVEN THEN WAS VERY LATE? WHY DID HE TRY TO GET HIM NOT TO RUN?”
Hmmmmm. Ok but no “Bad Grandpa.”
The fact that Trump is struggling in his element does not bode well for the campaign.
“Cruiserweight” Ashton Goggans. “You looked like Gerry out there” Ashton Goggans. “Rings on fingers and rings on toes” Ashton Goggans.
It ain’t easy but when it works, it sings.
“Ashton” Goggans.
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What`s more amazing is the Dem`s hatred for old white men and cops. And who do they nominate for President and Vice-President: an old white man and a cop
SOMEONE needs to step this thread up a bit so….
Kill Marry Fuck
Kayleigh AOC Ivanka
What say you brethren????
Can’t they all fuk me then I’ll decide?
Sure, not sure what the rules were, but go ahead until someone stops you?
Kill- Ivanka (Who’d care.. also I’d disable whatever the Koosh’s evil plans are for us all)
Marry – Kayleigh (Wholesome Christian lady, feisty go getter)
Fuck – AOC (Socialists are good roots, she’d have good drugs too I reckon)
Its gonna be Ivanka vs Newsome
No. Tim Scott v. Newsom. After Trump finishes his second term, it’ll be time for a black Republican President to cement the trajectory of helping the disadvantaged with a hand up, not a hand out.
Although Gavin Newsom may have pulled the pin on a grenade he refuses to throw by ordering the closure of schools this fall. They have no game plan presented by teachers who are more interested in making union demands like Medicare for all before returning to teaching,.which is funny considering that has nothing to do with being a teacher, or even educating children. But hey, it’s all about the kids, right? Well, this has pissed off parents because there’s no game plan for distance/online learning, even though school was supposed to have started last Tuesday. Newsom’s inconsistent approach to Covid calls into question whether he’d be able to even carry CA in a Presidential race.
Ivanka 2030
Are you ok?
Do you need immediate attention by psychological professionals?
Please seek help
i liked ashton in full metal jacket right up until he shoots himself
I like the guy reading Reports from heaven, sounds really good Chas.
But he does make you sound like a republican, ie a real man.
You get a free sample on Google books
You’re too much and not enough bexy
I hope the wall gets finished by Nov. So the celebs can’t run away to Mexico.
Did Jason Bourne move to Australia yet. Canada should have been filled to the brim with hosers by now.
Longtom could earn a living as a paparazzi, that’s how many are here.
One of the best Jason Bourne movies was the one Matt wasn’t in.
The wolve scene is fucking so sick. Scenes.
BR eyes of Julia Stiles👀
They only like to complain that the U.S. is the most horrible place in the world…but move away to another place away from Pedowood, never
The wall is being constructed to keep the shadow labor force for corporations IN.
Dirty secret is, the US has too few Mexicans and life in the murderous chaotic jungles will be preferrable to any city USA soon if not already.
At least they’ll have deodorant in the US
I have a lot of AG friends…
“We don’t have enough Mexicans”….
which I will translate for you…. “We don’t hire white people”.
btw… ke11y will just paddle around the wall.
Rabbit is a Labor candidate for Burleigh. Mick or Dingo should be candidates for Snapper don’t you think. Does Trump surf? VAL’s vote.
https://www.youtube.com/wat…
lacks the combover…
Ashton Soregums
The corruption scandals unearthed at the U.N. are far more troubling now considering the progressive left wants to use the UN Build Back Better model for bringing in money and paying it out to their cronies.
I’d love to argue with you but I really have no idea what you’re talking about…
Like Trump has “Make America Great Again”, Biden’s campaign came up with “Build Back Better”. Problem is they didn’t come up with it on their own, like Trump did. Biden’s campaign pilfered it from Japan’s UN Plan. That’s what I’m talking about.
Ronald Reagan used the similar slogan “Let’s make America great again” in his successful 1980 presidential campaign.
How about Joe “I think I’m turning Japanese, I think I’m turning Japanese, I really think so” Biden?
Biden’s “Build Back Better” agenda is ripped from Japan’s 2015 U.N. Plan called Build Back Better following the 2009 earthquake. The plan called for not only disaster relief, but concerted efforts to reshape society in the process. The U.N. has in fact used an expansive approach to the “Build Back Better” model to implement their climate change proposals.
This shit is going to lose moderate Democrat votes. Far too progressive for their taste. The Democrats for Trump movement is growing by the day. I’ve been seeing more and more bumper stickers in support of it.
No one wants to be led by the corrupt United Nations. Unless you’re just as corrupt a governing body, like the Democratic Party.
As it stands today, Trump is 2 points higher in RCP polling average than at same time 4 years ago against that witch Hillary. Landslide incoming.
Buxton…..
Pee Wee Herman
Trump roi des cons. Biden espèce d’imbecile. What a choice.
I certainly dont envy US voters this coming election…My theory is the Democrats secretly want to lose. You’d have to be mad to vote for Joe given the state of him
I think that too. That’s why they got Kamala on the ticket as VP. To lose as VP candidate is a politician career killer. Off to obscurity with ya!
There’s no doubt Kamala has political ambition. She’s also enormously inconsistent on policies. Like you, I think the moderate Democrat party wants her out of the way when they campaign for wide open White House in 2024.
Don’t be hard on her,
Her righteous BLM daddy bailed when she be 5
if a black person is involved, you are guaranteed to have a strong opinion….wonder why….?
I cant defend a not so little brown girl?
Your A cyst
you’re a race baiting, dog whistling kook from radelaide. who wins?
Her Dad is a Jamaican, mum is a India person. B!+ch can’t even be VP, that will come up soon. But I don’t want to complicate Chas’ little Harry Potter fantasy.
but then she found another “daddy” twice her age when she was 30 to push her through the gov`t corporate ladder
The incumbent pretty much always wins. I think the dems are throwing shit against the wall. Its all about 2024
Bingo!
Just announced
Trumpsters election anthem.
https://youtu.be/aPTa9Hgy5vc
Here’s the deal. If our Country makes it to 2024, I’ll vote for Kanye. Not happening. Prepare for war!
Ashton “Funshine Bear” Goggans…
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Take no heed as Joe Rogan calls everyone he interviews “great and powerful”, start noticing. As for Trump`s nicknames they are his best contribution to society so far, hilarious
Spoiled mayonnaise sculpture is my personal fave, but there’s heaps to choose from: Kremlin Debt, Daddy Nobucks, Chicken Littlehands, Traitor The Hutt, Klan Chowder, Turd Reich… take your pick – they all suit him.
Plugs McSniffer, Basement Dweller, Biggest Idiot Democrats Ever Nominated, so many…..
Dump is probably the go to
tRump…Trnup…CFSG scottish for Cheeto Flinging Shit Gibbon …Blotus..etc etc
Smokin’ Joe has a nice ring to it ….Box
Biden is pretty punch-drunk these days.
The last old white man standing will be President ….. Why doesn’t the US want a female president ?
England got the Queen , NZ got Jacinda and here in Germany , well Angie Baby been running the show forever …..
I think the Governor of South Dakota, Gov. Kristi Noem would make a great President. She proved that by following the Constitution, Pres. Trump did a good job not dictating what each state must do. She never lockdowned her citizens, never forced businesses to shut down, and her policies regarding social distancing etc. has resulted in a state economy that never really floundered and has returned back to pre-pandemic normalcy, a Governor who refused to take the Pres. recent E.O. extension of unemployment $300 because her unemployment numbers didn’t require it, and her positive cases/deaths have been lowest in the country.
She’d be a great President. Plus she’s easy on the eyes.
Haha the last sentence betrayed the real reason why you’d vote for her. OttoWishHe’dBeenThere.
My wife thinks she’s pretty too. And my wife is a stunning natural beauty, which adds credence cause pretty women usually don’t take kindly to competition from other pretty women, no matter how unavailable that other pretty woman is.
i bet your wife is gross. who uses an anonymous internet account to brag about their wife’s beauty? a fuckin moron.
I bet you’re married to your shoes.
We all do
Just in case they read it.
Are you a Muslim?
Yeah but yours is actually hot
(just in case you needed the ego boost)
you already hate me enough.
dude, who knew?
you’re rolling in pussy and your wife smells it!!!!
She’s awesome!
hahaha. the STRONG and POWERFUL south dakotan economy. must’ve been hard to get it back up and running.
Why are you even here? Don’t you have rioting, I mean protesting to attend to?
It must suck living in a country you hate so much. Perhaps you should just leave and go be happy somewhere else. You could even give it a test run by leaving here. Do you even surf? My bet is you charge gnarly, gnarly like a VAL.
trump is the best thing to happen to america……in my opinion.
Trump was the best thing because his presidency exposed the sad fact that 50% of Americans are proletarian, conspiracy-theory believing, gullible hillbillies willing to support a vulgar, wife-cheating, pussy-grabbing, sad-stripper-shtupping, student-defrauding, tax-evading, charity-stealing, constitution-shitting charlatan and fraudulent game show host who eats the Seven Deadly Sins and shits the 10 Commandments?
Because Trump was a stress test for Democracy and Democracy survived?
very easy on the eyes heh… no shit
We’ve had two prior female leaders in NZ who actually got in govt through legitimate means, but Jacinda is by far the most useless PM we’ve had, running the most hopeless pack of ineffectual clowns ever in NZ parliament, that only got in because our minority party vice PM Winston is a sneaky rat-fink who gave her a ‘leg-up’ in the false presumption that he’d be given some control while she had her baby.
All her nicey nice, smiley carey, let’s be kind to everyone attitude is fake and ruining our country.
Sorry beefy but I got to disagree with you on this one
No way can I possibly accept Helen Clarke was a female
I am a man of compromise, I will accept you’ve had 1 and a half prior female PM’s
(I can go to 2 if you are able to produce photo evidence…i know you got some, you dirty bastard)
The jesuit?
I had smokin Joe Frazier and smokin Joe Engel in mind but we can throw in smokin Ignatius of Loyola if it makes you happy rex bex .
RIP Goose.
He gave good show!!
Excellent show.
Joemamala
Steve Bannon..
Politicians are gonna have to start getting creative to out asshole this guy.
Trump called out Bannon when he first started the wall fundraising. Trump told the media that he didn’t agree with what Bannon was doing, that Trump believes the wall must only be funded by government.
Bannonn got in trouble for pocketing a million dollars through a shell company.
Begs the question whether groups like The Lincoln Project are next. They should be if this case against Bannon sticks.
Credit where it’s due, I did hear Trump do that, no love lost between those two.
I’m not deriding Trump here, except to say that he may have a faulty radar when hiring.
Jan 2019 Kris Kobach
He is currently an advisory board member of “We Build the Wall Inc.” a nonprofit group that has collected more than $12 million toward the effort. Mr. Kobach says the group has obtained the presidential seal of approval for the private initiative.“
Lying is hard to take
They also said Anna Nicole Smith married for love.
And that there were WMDs in Iraq!
There is no presidential seal of approval. Just sounds good to people who would donate $10.
Thought Mexico was paying for it?
You love him.,
It’s OK.
This is a safe space
My name is ricmatic and Im a trumpaholic
#metoo
Her for bexy….
Nice to check these boxes.
Do you identify as Him or Her?
more of an “it” really
Think Trump Org was closer to the Bannon model.
Mexican government paying for the wall was claim no?
“funded by government”. The Mexican government isn’t privately held last time I checked. Although you’d swear it’s run like a personal wealth builder for its leaders.
And Trump has gotten the Mexican government to pay for wall, in a sense. Mexico has created well-trained Border military forces that guaranteed Trump twisted their arm to create. Tough to get Mexico to pay for something on US soil. But getting them to pay for efforts on their side of the fence is just as big a win.
Sorry but think this quite disingenuous. Politicians at times lie, Macron our President has, in this case Mr. Trump do the same.
Politicians can’t always accomplish everything they promise to do during their campaign. Trump has accomplished a lot of what he promised to do during his campaign. That says a lot. Most politicians just pay lip service. Trump wouldn’t have my support if he didn’t accomplish most of what he promised during his 2016 campaign. He could do some really amazing steps for American prosperity and opportunity for disadvantaged inner city populations. Trump has what he called Opportunity Zones Initiative that are proving to be successful in inner cities. Four more years would be amazing.
Politicians can NEVER accomplish everything they promise as much is simply pandering to the electorate. Some find this acceptable, some do not. Meilleurs vœux.
Yeah Bannon just got arrested. Stealing $1,000,000 from those poor hillbillys who are just trying to build da wall to keep the messicans out.
It wasn’t a wall to keep people out. It was a wall to make people go around.
It’s a wall to keep corporate shadow labor force IN.
Trump barely remembers him. Now Stone will go down yet again and that may be a problem.