Most powerful man on earth Mark Zuckerberg unfazed by criticism that he donned white face in highly-polarized era: “I think sunscreen is good and I stand behind that.”

Very provocative. Extremely un-chill.

Has the world ever been more polarized? I mean, sure at some point during Pharaonic Egypt, Alexander the Great’s Greece, post-Caesar Rome, whatever dark ages business, Hitler’s couple year 1000 year reign etc. but in our lifetime?

No.

If you were born post-Nixon.

Or George W. Bush.

So when the most powerful man on earth, Facebook founder and chief executive Mark Zuckerberg donned white face and went electric foiling off Maui’s coast last month, while Minneapolis, Chicago, Los Angeles, Portland burned it seemed like the entire first world was going to severely reprimand him.

Very ill-timed.

And the entire first-world did severely reprimand him through a couple week meme extravaganza but did Mark Zuckerberg care?

No.

In a recent interview he declared, “I’m not a person who’s under the illusion that I look particularly cool at any point with what I’m doing. But when you’re efoiling down the coast of Kauai, and it’s beautiful, and it feels like it’s awesome … you come back online and you see that’s the photo, that’s what you look like … it’s like, oof, OK. Alright. That’s maybe quite a bit more sunscreen than I thought I was wearing.”

And also…

“But look, gotta stay safe. I’m not going to apologize for wearing too much sunscreen. I think sunscreen is good and I stand behind that.”

While Lives apparently really Matter.

Very provocative.

Extremely un-chill.

More as the story develops.

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commenter
commenter
6 years ago

“While Lives apparently really Matter.” = “White Lives apparently really Matter.”

You wrecked an imperfectly bad joke in an imperfectly snarky, stupid, filler-not-killer non story because of a lazy typo.

Sloth. From not using a spell checker.

Do you even care about the quality of your website?

commenter
commenter
6 years ago

That fucktard is one of the wealthiest, most influential people on the planet, and he has $1 in the bank for every hair on your head.

He has a wife and a child and tens of thousands of employees relying on him, and several billion reasons to live.

So no, he doesn’t want to die of skin cancer.

You, on the other hand….

Party Pete
Party Pete
6 years ago

3 pointer?

Gino
Gino
6 years ago

Can have all the money in the world and still be a kook.

commenter
commenter
6 years ago
Reply to  Gino

He’s a surprisingly polite and decent guy. Kind of Tom Curren-ish in a way.

Met him at a M____ party.

He roped a whirlwind but he’s riding it pretty well.

He studied the Classics at Harvar so he knew who Silenus and Mutinus are.

We discussed my opera idea: Deus ex Machina.

Billy Hunt
Billy Hunt
6 years ago

Thanks mate … you ain’t too bad yourself

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
6 years ago

I still have a cathode ray tube tv and captured this just now.

Billy Hunt
Billy Hunt
6 years ago
Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
6 years ago
Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
6 years ago

Take away the fact that he’s efoilng and it’s Zuck, that truly is a disturbing photo. It actually gives me the creeps whenever I see it.

Ricky Spanish
Ricky Spanish
6 years ago

Very much alien life force vibes

Party Pete
Party Pete
6 years ago

Speaking of zinc cream (on the lower lip at least) Dean Jones passed away yesterday.

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
6 years ago

Listened to a podcast on the Zuck this week. He’s a big fan of Augustus, which explains the haircut and possibly the use of sunscreen to appear like his idol in statue form. His wife says that she felt there were three people on the honeymoon in Rome; because all the photos of them include statues or busts of Augie.

Gino
Gino
6 years ago

Man lover
Confirmed

channelbottom
channelbottom
6 years ago

Pale Faec speak with foiled tongue.

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
6 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

My Disqus like button has disappeared, so please accept this comment in lieu of an upvote.

ricmatic
ricmatic
6 years ago

like

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
6 years ago

Yeah wassup with that. I’m an empathetic commenter and not being able to dish the likes is hurting me!

Party Pete
Party Pete
6 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

And this one too

SSD
SSD
6 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Like

Gino
Gino
6 years ago

Tanned from knee to ankle.
Mamils love that look. Tanned up to their tight fitting lycra sleeve and shorts to show how hard core they are.
Not a fan of Mick caking it on either.

Barrelled
Barrelled
6 years ago
Reply to  Gino

Middle Aged Men in Lycra

Gino
Gino
6 years ago
Reply to  Barrelled

yep

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
6 years ago

The Art of Silence ….he looks somewhat like Marcel Marceau’s character Bip the Clown ?
https://youtu.be/pOQLD2Em20I


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