Rapidly evolving.
In yet another twist, it has just been revealed that the world’s greatest surfer Kelly Slater made a recent appearance on longtime girlfriend Kalani Miller’s Instagram Live video chat. Rumors swirled for days that the two had ceased to follow each other on the popular social media application shocking steady fans who had watched the relationship develop over the years.
Neither were available for comment.
It was later pointed out that they do, indeed, follow each other but further reporting uncovered that neither had liked the other’s most recent Instagram post, again throwing long-suffering devotees into paroxysms of worry.
Now, we have Slater appearing on Miller’s Instagram Live video chat, as screenshot by a truth activist (photo above), which poses more questions than it answers.
With such heat around the story, are the two of them pretending to be in love like President Donald Trump and his wife Melania or are they really in love like President Donald Trump and Marla Maples?
What is happening with Kelly Slater’s eyes?
I once saw Marla Maples in the lobby of the Four Seasons Resort Jackson Hole. She was wearing a brown fur headband and a white one-piece ski outfit with plunging neckline. She passed me while I sat enjoying a bourbon neat après-ski at the Handle Bar.
Very nice.
More as the story develops.
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kelly can get hotter chicks than this girl
I I I Me Me Me.
This story isn’t about Kelly Slater or his girl or Donald Trump, it’s all about I I I Me Me Me.
I once saw Marla Maples going into the Malibu gym with a girl who must have been Tiffany.
How bored do you have to be to actually sit down and write stuff like this?
Wow.
I’d laugh more heartily but you’re gonna delete your comment and then my hearty laughter won’t make sense.
I’m actually arguing with Kelly AND his mom in Facebook right now.
I told Judy: “Why are you ragging on me?
We were nice to Kelly.
Go rag on Chas Smith. He’s the evil one.”
Im gonna point her in your direction.
I’m gonna sic Judy Slater Lane on you then we’ll see who laughs last.
She’s gnar.
who was the other Trump gal?
playboy model.
she was the best.
High time to rename the site Teengrit
Ain’t no teen on Insta.
It’s pretty much an extension of HS for most
Chas- you can afford the Four Seasons? Looks like the feeding is good off of BeachTit!
Oh I wasn’t staying. Just apres-skiing.
Kalani thought bubble ” can you really be a goat without kids?”
I wonder when JOB will grow up and produce a 2040 world champ.
His chicks a good catch I rekon
He should stop wearing spring suits for a while
If he does that, how can he collect on that Buell sponsorship.
Yes, money is a good reason to not do what comes naturally
LOL bexy
Hopefully never. Kids are fucking horrible. That’s why I bang dudes.
At least you bang them. Not get banged
Chas is too lazy to be a paparazzi, and besides, the stars paparazzi themselves these days. And so our fearless war correspondent wades deep into the abysmal muck of social media, nary a concern for his personal safety, and stalks their insta feeds while drinking, but never eating, at his zinc table.
Has tabloid surf journalism been refined to its most fundamental and elegant form? Truly a koan for the modern age.
A koan or a Koa? Kenny? JOB? Ben Gravy?
Instagram Surf journalist Koan: does the writer follow his subject, or does the subject follow his writer?
I just had a massive fight with my so called wife.
It’s the first time I’ve ever wished I was on Facebook so I could defriend her or unfollow or whatever you do these days
Sorry to hear that bexy.
It’s ok
I told her it was all my fault,
And we are good.
They’d believe anything.
Yeah, Bex… ain’t no fun. Until you make it funny!
If you don’t make it funny it’s so not funny.
Do mail order Brides have a return to sender option?
Google it
Why, not Gettin enuff from Yr chuck
Your mums ad said satisfaction guaranteed. If that’s any help
She a Biden gal?
Not at all
She a big Duterte fan and loves a good Trump.
She’s very sensitive to even constructive criticism.
I’ve seen other mums run in horror from the playground while I pretend not to know her.
Its a POME and Menong living in Sydney wishing they were Seppo’s.
I happened to be on Instagram when this popped up and tried to get a screenshot of the happy couple to forward onto Chas.
As I was doing it, I felt rush of emotion as I questioned myself to exactly what I was doing. On realising it was sad, pathetic, bitch move I put my phone down and continued with my day.
Now that I see I could’ve been a merchant of truth and justice as a “Truth Activist” I regret my feeble scared attempt of ignoring the facts and surrendering to my ego and thinking I was taking the higher road.
It’s been a week of apologies and self reflection at Beachgrit so I’d like to add my apology also. I’m sorry.
And you call yourself
Um, what do you call yourself
A BeachGrit Door Bitch?
He’s the final audio mastering glue mix that somehow gets this shitshow to gel together into a semblance of form….
Amen.
Equalization
Compression and Limiting
Negatron’s Dark Arts
These would be great guests on Dirty Water!
There is no low road for the anon, or high road. Just a road
I knew it. Bex is Q!
He’s dropping Q drops all over here!
I’m the Q in
LGBTQ
Giant Postie on the Sunny
Shouldn’t be hard to find.
How is Sunny? He ever recovering?
Have you and Bicko made up?
I haven’t got an apology, just some Marxist mumbo jumbo
So no.
Sorry lit?
I’m deep on the “feeling sorry for myself lit” if that counts??
Apology week. Feels like hate week all over again. When is hate week btw, would t want to miss it!
Multiple articles by both the George’s, Benny M, guest spot from Ash “Kenny” Goggins. I can feel it building inside me already.
I sympathize totally Neg, I second guess myself all the time! I almost didn’t even post this!
Astrophysicien • 4 hours ago “A possible victor in stupidest, laziest, most insipid BG article of 2020.”
And now we have this article….Thanks Astro
He inspired even greater insipidity.
Chas thought to himself “Ill show him what insipidity is.”
That bro has no clue as to its vast depths. He thinks a lazy shark story is as low as I can go.
Proved me wrong real quick. Was it all just to satisfy Hippy’s strange obsession with K. Miller?
The next Michael Herr, Fitzgerald or Hemingway, you will look back on this in years with pride.
Diss-patches
Ha!
Lemon thinks; “Should I copyright the word ‘inspiripidy’?”
Mes sincères excuses.
This story signifies (again) BG progressing into a gossip magazine. While we are on the subject of malicious rumours and pretending to be someone else, may I suggest based on current IG evidence it is clear Kalani is Kelly’s beard. Nice angle don’t you think?
What about Marla Maples, though?
Just looked her up. Wow.
There’s a great Dollop podcast about DJT, where the two hosts concoct a storyline of the first meeting between Ivana and Marla. Fucken funny.
I do like but don’t you agree we need our Goat to be gay?
No one cares about Marla here, but I am curious what your bourbon of choice is though
Very nice.
She’s Scottish.
Who, Marples? I have no idea who she is. I was just echoing your style as a compliment. It was an excellent ending, I thought!
Incidentally, I think that cunt Trump’s mother (or grandmother?) is Scottish. You honestly wouldn’t believe the place she’s from. It’s another planet compared to where he’s gone.
10 points for identifying Marla Maples, congrats….
Waiting on pins and needles for you Kalani Miller interview!!!
Maybe pay per audio?
Do they do that podworld?