Superstar status confirmed…
The two-time world surfing champion, Brazil’s Gabriel Medina, is a surprise addition to the 2021 version of football simulation video game FIFA2021, the biggest-selling vid game in the world.
Medina, who is twenty-seven and who became Brazil’s first-ever world surfing champion in 2014, joins good friend, and rumoured partner, the soccer superstar Neymar Jr in the game.
Readers will remember, one week ago, sopping up their morning fat with the news that media houses in Brazil were speculating wildly about the pair’s relationship.
Various outlets, including Midiario.com and the country’s version of Time, Istoé, said the pair were spending every available minute together and at least one claimed that both are using models to cover their true feelings.
From Midiario:
Communicators say that they have maintained a friendship since childhood, but it is not “normal” to see that of men here.
You’ll find cartoon Medina, meanwhile, in FIFA2021’s volta mode, which was introduced last year, and where soccer is played in the streets.
Eight other celebs made the cut for FIFA2021 including Brazilian singer Anitta; Batien Schweisteiger, former German soccer player; Hide Nakata, a former Japanese football player; Daniel Ricciardo, Australian Formula 1 driver; Lamar Jackson, NFL football player; Sam Kerr, Australian soccer player; DJ Snake, French music producer; and Winnie Harlow, Jamaican and Canadian model.
The name Anitta will ring bells for those with long-ish memories.
Two years ago, surf fans blamed poon and politics for Medina’s poor showing in Europe that year.
Fans blamed three things: Brazil’s right-wing president Jair Bolsonaro, with whom Medina and Neymar had been trading video messages, Neymar himself, and the poon-shaking singer Anitta, famous for her tight miniskirts, sequinned silver halters and precarious heels.
From one: “He wants to be hated as Neymar is. He was never very smart and walking with Neymar and Annita and glorifying the myth. In the end the fans will turn against him, as with Neymar, an arrogant and uncultured person.”
What’s your favourite Anitta song?
Mine was always the sassy fem-anthem Paradinha until last year’s duet with Cardi B, Me Gusta, appeared and became an instant classic.


Agreed, he charges pipe so he’s clearly got game in the heavy stuff
Yeah that is a shame, he’s clearly a purely competition surfer who occasionally free surfs as opposed to a free surfer who competes to avoid getting a real job
Neymar’s insta post in the preceding article is creepy
It’s fairly common for some of Brazil’s most alluring men to be caught with other men and/or a tranny. Gabe fits the script. Dois bonitãos!
Did we see Nate Florence’s wife in those cute lil films below? Asking for a friend.
As opposed to Foreskin Night.
this comment really did not get the reco it deserved!!!! slid right thru
I even impressed myself. Cheers!
And “docking” is an incredibly ingenious gay manoeuvre.
Anitta! Her work on Vai Malandra with MC Zaac, Maejor, and ft. Tropikillaz resulted in one of the world’s finest short music films, by far. Astounding cinematographic work. If I knew how to add a youtube link for y’all, I would.
https://www.youtube.com/wat…
Wonder if FIFA create a Charlie as half time orange boy avatar, or for VAR bunker storming mission.
The gay community is huge in Brazil. Actually, nowadays it’s huge everywhere…
and Charlie as his sidekick
Make anal great again.
Hope my Girlfriend doesn’t see this article. I’d have to give up trying to convince her that BeachGrit is the thinking Mans surf website.
Let me know if she’s swinging by and I’ll repost a Longtom story.
Think the game’s up.
Myself “working” for an internationally renowned Surf website sounded impressive at the start, but now the truth is revealing itself.
I’m just sitting in front of a screen pushing the delete button under trashy gossip stories while scratching my nuts.
any job that allows for solid nut scratching opportunities is a job to be proud of.
Christ Derek, you covered so much in such a short space here that my head is spinning…If Gabe’s Insta is anything to go by he’s putting on a very good act with the ‘cover’ relationship. And if it is a cover why would he go to all that trouble and then post a picture of him tweaking Neymar’s nipple? The computer game sounds good though – football is better on the streets imo. Isn’t street golf an actual sport or did I dream that?
Wasn’t street golf in New York on an episode of NYPD blue or something like that
Not sure I saw that but New York rings a bell. There were definitely some skyscrapers around and about. I think the financial district on a Sunday provides a good terrain without too many people around.
I cant remember the program but these dudes would tee off on top of a small building and play the city like a golf course but one of them got murdered. Got a love beach grit, we start on Gabriel Medina and end up on urban golf
Good excuse to wander the streets with a golf club I guess.
Does Medina ever surf big waves, I know he chargers pipe and I’m not mocking him, I’m just curious as I’ve never seen footage of him surfing the big days like JJF and Kelly do
Nah doesn’t bother. Learnt all he needed to know by playing that Kelly Slater computer game.
He only Surfs in contests and on occasion for his sponsors.
Great thanks for the insight
It looks like Medina is trying to take Neymars back
Jiujitsu is Brazil’s second-biggest sport so maybe yes!