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Surfing world champion Gabriel Medina joins rumoured partner Neymar Jnr on world’s biggest-selling video game franchise FIFA2021!

Superstar status confirmed… 

The two-time world surfing champion, Brazil’s Gabriel Medina, is a surprise addition to the 2021 version of football simulation video game FIFA2021, the biggest-selling vid game in the world.

Medina, who is twenty-seven and who became Brazil’s first-ever world surfing champion in 2014, joins good friend, and rumoured partner, the soccer superstar Neymar Jr in the game.

Readers will remember, one week ago, sopping up their morning fat with the news that media houses in Brazil were speculating wildly about the pair’s relationship. 

Various outlets, including Midiario.com and the country’s version of Time, Istoé, said the pair were spending every available minute together and at least one claimed that both are using models to cover their true feelings.

From Midiario:

The famous Brazilian soccer player Neymar returns with a new controversy and what he has put on his Instagram is a series of photos from which he has been very affectionate with another man.

Best Friends, Medina, Neymar Jr.

In the show program, “Chisme No Like”, the journalists Javier Ceriani and Elisa Beristain, said that Medina has a romance with the model Jazmín Brunette, something that supposedly would be to cover her sexuality as well as Neymar with Natalia Barulic , Maluma’s ex (his romance was never confirmed).

Communicators say that they have maintained a friendship since childhood, but it is not “normal” to see that of men here.

You’ll find cartoon Medina, meanwhile, in FIFA2021’s volta mode, which was introduced last year, and where soccer is played in the streets.

Eight other celebs made the cut for FIFA2021 including Brazilian singer Anitta; Batien Schweisteiger, former German soccer player; Hide Nakata, a former Japanese football player; Daniel Ricciardo, Australian Formula 1 driver; Lamar Jackson, NFL football player; Sam Kerr, Australian soccer player; DJ Snake, French music producer; and Winnie Harlow, Jamaican and Canadian model.

The name Anitta will ring bells for those with long-ish memories.

Two years ago, surf fans blamed poon and politics for Medina’s poor showing in Europe that year.

Fans blamed three things: Brazil’s right-wing president Jair Bolsonaro, with whom Medina and Neymar had been trading video messages, Neymar himself, and the poon-shaking singer Anitta, famous for her tight miniskirts, sequinned silver halters and precarious heels.

Medina, Neymar Jr With Singer Anitta.

From one: “He wants to be hated as Neymar is. He was never very smart and walking with Neymar and Annita and glorifying the myth. In the end the fans will turn against him, as with Neymar, an arrogant and uncultured person.”

What’s your favourite Anitta song?

Mine was always the sassy fem-anthem Paradinha until last year’s duet with Cardi B, Me Gusta, appeared and became an instant classic.

Anitta feat. Cardi B & Myke Towers - Me Gusta [Official Music Video]
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Dead Beat

Agreed, he charges pipe so he’s clearly got game in the heavy stuff

Dead Beat

Yeah that is a shame, he’s clearly a purely competition surfer who occasionally free surfs as opposed to a free surfer who competes to avoid getting a real job

TallKev

Neymar’s insta post in the preceding article is creepy

Shore pound

It’s fairly common for some of Brazil’s most alluring men to be caught with other men and/or a tranny. Gabe fits the script. Dois bonitãos!

Jordy's low key claim

Did we see Nate Florence’s wife in those cute lil films below? Asking for a friend.

Dogsnuts

As opposed to Foreskin Night.

Tom

this comment really did not get the reco it deserved!!!! slid right thru

Dogsnuts

I even impressed myself. Cheers!

Dogsnuts

And “docking” is an incredibly ingenious gay manoeuvre.

disqus_00d1gIXedO

Anitta! Her work on Vai Malandra with MC Zaac, Maejor, and ft. Tropikillaz resulted in one of the world’s finest short music films, by far. Astounding cinematographic work. If I knew how to add a youtube link for y’all, I would.

https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Waterproof Polo

Wonder if FIFA create a Charlie as half time orange boy avatar, or for VAR bunker storming mission.

Crying Jordy

The gay community is huge in Brazil. Actually, nowadays it’s huge everywhere…

Crying Jordy

and Charlie as his sidekick

Crying Jordy

Make anal great again.

NEGATRON

Hope my Girlfriend doesn’t see this article. I’d have to give up trying to convince her that BeachGrit is the thinking Mans surf website.

The Bitchy Crab

Let me know if she’s swinging by and I’ll repost a Longtom story.

NEGATRON

Think the game’s up.

Myself “working” for an internationally renowned Surf website sounded impressive at the start, but now the truth is revealing itself.
I’m just sitting in front of a screen pushing the delete button under trashy gossip stories while scratching my nuts.

Phat-wan kerr

any job that allows for solid nut scratching opportunities is a job to be proud of.

Gelato Pickle

Christ Derek, you covered so much in such a short space here that my head is spinning…If Gabe’s Insta is anything to go by he’s putting on a very good act with the ‘cover’ relationship. And if it is a cover why would he go to all that trouble and then post a picture of him tweaking Neymar’s nipple? The computer game sounds good though – football is better on the streets imo. Isn’t street golf an actual sport or did I dream that?

Dead Beat

Wasn’t street golf in New York on an episode of NYPD blue or something like that

Gelato Pickle

Not sure I saw that but New York rings a bell. There were definitely some skyscrapers around and about. I think the financial district on a Sunday provides a good terrain without too many people around.

Dead Beat

I cant remember the program but these dudes would tee off on top of a small building and play the city like a golf course but one of them got murdered. Got a love beach grit, we start on Gabriel Medina and end up on urban golf

Gelato Pickle

Good excuse to wander the streets with a golf club I guess.

Dead Beat

Does Medina ever surf big waves, I know he chargers pipe and I’m not mocking him, I’m just curious as I’ve never seen footage of him surfing the big days like JJF and Kelly do

Gelato Pickle

Nah doesn’t bother. Learnt all he needed to know by playing that Kelly Slater computer game.

NEGATRON

He only Surfs in contests and on occasion for his sponsors.

Dead Beat

Great thanks for the insight

Dead Beat

It looks like Medina is trying to take Neymars back

The Bitchy Crab

Jiujitsu is Brazil’s second-biggest sport so maybe yes!


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