"Why a beachside Australian village turned down the World Surf League."
The Guardian is the UK broadsheet for the discerning eco-left virtue signaller who cares deeply about the working class as long as they stay out of their garden and think buying a five quid pack of vegan sausages is radical direct action.
They do occasionally print some actual journalism though, one of the only UK nationals that still do that these days.
They’re also the only example of an internationally known paper, as far as I can ascertain, that’s printed anything about The Lennox Head WSL Fiasco.
Quite a long piece in fact, that isn’t even that embarrassing.
They appear to have gone for the classic “quaint little surf town opposes lure of vulgar capitalist super-spreader” angle, plus the usual references to John John, Gabby, Slater, et al for the clicks.
The whole thing kind of reminds me of that film Local Hero.
There’re some quotes from both the mayor, deputy mayor and the “head local”, and a reference to a possible protest paddle-out, almost certainly the first time that phrase has ever been printed in any international broadsheet.
Weird though that the disgruntlement of locals is referred to under the umbrella grievance of not being “able to use headlands for seventeen days over period the competition held and set up [sic]”.
Aforementioned vulgar capitalist super-spreaders are given their say right at the end.
“Unfortunately, the timing is not right to move forward with the event as planned as the council did not approve our proposed event permit. We appreciate the feedback from all stakeholders who were consulted and look forward to exploring alternative locations for a fourth championship tour event in Australia in 2021.”
So dry and corporate you can barely detect the reek of sour grapes.
The only serious major omission?
Stab gets a mention but no credit at all to BeachGrit’s own tireless investigative efforts.
They’ll be getting a strongly worded letter.