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Breaking: WSL’s two-event Western Australian leg thrown into chaos after immediate three-day lockdown ordered for Perth and surrounds following three cases of COVID-19; other states declare WA a “red zone”!

“We do everything we can to protect our way of life.”

Western Australia’s ultra-cautious and as a recent election proved, ultra-popular, left-wing premier Mark McGowan has thrown Perth and a stretch of coast hundred clicks south into an immediate three-day lockdown after a mammy, her kid and a man got poz for COV in their quarantine hotel.

A little under two-and-a-half mill souls are now stuck inside their hovels over the Anzac Day long weekend, one hour a day for exercise, bars, gyms, cinemas, libraries all closed, masks everywhere etc. 

“We have gone more than 12 months of no community transmission and our lives in Western Australia have been normal compared to what we have seen around the world,” McGowan said. “We do everything we can to protect our way of life.”

Checkpoints are being assembled on roads leading out of Perth, cops ready to wrangle any escapees.

The decision has put the WSL’s two-contest Western Australian leg, an event at Margaret River, starting in a little over a week, followed by Rottnest, starting May 16, on a knife’s edge with other states declaring WA a “red zone”, meaning when you swing back from West Oz, depending on what state you’re entering, you might be stuck doin’ two more weeks in a quarantine hotel. 

And while Margaret River has been excluded from this lockdown, Rottnest Island, eleven miles west of Perth, falls under the same rules as Perth. 

And,

Even though the lockdown is slated to end on midnight on Monday, the state has shown it ain’t afraid to bring down the shutters real fast if even one case of the disease the premier describes as “insidious” appears.

The WSL is expected to release a presser shortly, detailing contingency plans and so on.

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Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt

I would have.

Chief Hot stuff

Me too

samwaters

Uhh, what about the big O. coming up there, no guarantees I guess.

Chief Hot stuff

Yikes!!

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt

Thanks for your first hand observations, since you are actually reporting directly from Japan, as you see it. Reports from Japan not being diluted or skewed by American news bias.
I went to a Love Hotel in Japan when I was there. Fun. I wish they had them here.

Chief Hot stuff

Great fun.
All over Brasil too

FL Skunk Ape

Around me they are all dotards, afraid of the Bill Gates microchips. I shit you not…

AI (for ever) .

They had ONE case and they shut down a entire city and surrounding areas for 3 days?

Ok, the longer plan is to vaccinate everyone so they only get 95% the symptoms but you can still catch it and spread it?
But you don’t feel that sick so you don’t stay home in isolation, you keep going to work and travel etc, and spread it freely, right?

Than why all the pointless shutdowns/lockdown?

If that’s the plan right?

We are fucked

Billy Hunt

Personally, I prefer a short sharp lock down for single digit cases than long, protracted lock downs in response to thousands of cases.

AI (for ever) .

I appreciate that but neither really matter.

Once the boarder opens to the outside world it can’t be stopped.

Again, the vaccine only ( maybe) stops you getting as sick it doesn’t stop you catching or spreading the virus 🦠.

It’s not a solution!

We are only buying time waiting for the enviable when Alan Joyce tells Scotty his losing his millions in bonuses and he has to open the boarder or else!

david fffff

Bit of the contrast to the American model – ‘we’ll do anything to protect our way of life’, compared with ‘we’ll do anything to protect my way of life, including killing every old mother fucker in here’

Barrelled

Type in Word or notes, copy, paste into Discus. Or just tap the italics button in Discus.

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt


Like this? I tried and this is all I could get it to do. Gave it my best shot.
Defeated. Again…

ValiantScorn

You know you’re a bitch when your citizens are being locked down, while a bunch of spoiled surfers and support crew freely cruise around Australia. LOL!

Dogsnuts

The most isolated capital in the world just got a little more isolated.

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt

What about Honolulu being the most isolated capital?

Dogsnuts

Canceled.

Firelipe Torpedo

How good was Jeremy Flores on ain’t that swell. Utfs!

Kama'aina

When does the Mad Max stuff start to go down? Even the hippiest hipsters gotta start to get a bit fired up at being under big brothers thumb. Do the CT guys and girls keep fighting for their jobs or do they turn on Elo and start huffing spray paint since this is the end of the WSL anyway? I met a guy from Sydney here on Kauai the other day that said he had to get the Australian government’s permission to leave the country and now has no promise that he will be let back in. He left for a girl. What he would have done if his love was from Detroit? Bet he would still have left. Love wins but Mad Max is more fun.

channelbottom
Nick Carroll

Through my sheer fucken genius.

ricmatic

400k deaths EVERY year. Cancel the monsoon!

Nick Carroll

No no, you’re good.

Nick Carroll

Well sadly enough the WSL have had a plan in place for this since before they announced the two events in WA. They were given assurances by the WA Govt that they’d be allowed to enter the State even if the border was closed altogether. Lots of plans made with the cops etc to manage everything. Charter flight into Busselton so no Perth.

So yeah.

Phat-wan kerr

Cessna 172?

Nick Carroll

DC3

OccysBong

Only a four seater..

Phat-wan kerr

is there more than 4 legit title contenders?

@surfads

FIFO workers eh

Capt Sensible

Im sure the west just cant wait for you to arrive.

samwaters

I guess when you’re a billionaire you can pull a lot of strings.

OccysBong

Nice.. flights and accom booked and due to fly out of Cooly Friday

Capt Sensible

Shift to the bluff perfect location for the two comps.

BigWaveDave

Well, Penal colony’s gonna penal colony

disqus_00d1gIXedO

imagine all the hot perth-based chicks at home with their dudes just getting penile-ly colonized all weekend?!?!?!?!


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