Dirty, sexy, hot.
When Italo Ferreira goes to work he’s treated like the world champ he is. Staff will get him a glass of water or anything else he needs. The tech boys makes sure his headphones are clean, free of wax.
In the water, crowds, privy to his reputation, part to watch his magic close up, examining his technique as a pervert studies nice seventies pussy hair on a retro video.
Outside of the surf world?
Italo ain’t famous although that is set to change after his stunning transformation for the cover of the latest GQ Brazil magazine.
The metamorphosis is profound, from a man with a stubby handsome friendly face that looks like a surprised big-eyed animal to a slit-eyed sex god bathed in golden light, reminiscent of eighties television private eye Tom Selleck.
“When he steadies his body on one of the spectacular surfboards in his collection over the waves of Japan,” writes GQ, “the surfer Italo Ferreira will be celebrating a trajectory that began when the tide was not very favorable.”
“I had no idea what it would be like when I grew up. I could be a waiter, fisherman or fireman,” he says.
The just-turned twenty seven year old also recalls the time he invited a professional surfer, name not revealed, to stay at his house for one week after she posted on Instagram that she had dreamed about it.
Can you guess who?
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Just to get a lick of that (bleached vanilla) Oreo cookie
Yes. Mine too. My gurl is a strawberry blonde and every day i count my lucky stars.
Dez. I love the way you get the word pussy or a similar one in every other column.
one of the most likeable Brazilians for sure..
“examining his technique as a pervert studies nice seventies pussy hair on a retro video”
That’s so clearly you, DR.
Or maybe…clearly me?
#bushlyf
You sully The Selleck with the comparison
Agreed. Written like someone who didn’t grow up in the 80s in the US.
The People’s Champ™
Tom Selleck drove a Red Ferreira on Magnum P.I.
The missing link
“A paper cut framed with fairy floss “ was how Bill Hick’s character GOAT BOY once described it …..
GORDON’S ALIVE!!!
Gordon my grandfather …… HOW DID HE LOOK for a bloke who has been dead for 40 years ?
Derek, you need to get laid
GQ Italo bears a slight resemblance to occy
The return of hair is to be praised
However, no one likes a hairy donut. Shave ya butt hole
And don’t forget the anal bleaching …… ?
A friend worked on set design for the original Thor film and it was apparently all the actors talked about during the production a decade ago .I never thought much about it until I was on a bucks day ,a few years later , with a bunch of young German surfing surgeons and it turns out is was somewhat popular even at € 10k .
Though I have no idea why one would want a totally bleached bumhole ? To see the shit better ?
Girls don’t like to be fucked doggy and have the guy see their big chocolate starfish.
Better solution is get a brown skinned girl I reckon.
Definitely have a thing for tanned girls
As for the chocolate starfish …I must have been influenced by the T-shirts of the Mad men From Maroubra
No sea to rough .
No muff to tough … giggles ….
To encourage others to lick it. Getting paid a lot obviously doesn’t quite cut it anymore
Save the world and save some money by ….. getting out of the spotlight or just doin’ it in the dark ?
Oh the sweet virginity memories.
Any other writer would have had us “examining his technique” like, I dunno, a detective? a pool side diving judge? but not our Dekka;
“examining his technique as a pervert studies nice seventies pussy hair on a retro video.”
He once messaged Maya Gabriela, to keep charging big waves. #inspire #betterthankelly
Pubes are so good.
thanks mate
More like a true pedophile.
More like B.A. Baracus from the A-Team! (Minus the black-face).
I pity the fool! Turkey-lip sucka!
(slapping vein in arm) Ahhhhhhhh, shark pornnnnnnnnnnnnnn
This is reason #9,847 to love Ítalo more than Gabby
Rick Kane?
“from the wave-tank about 6 months ago?”