See y'all at The Pipe says John John.
The two-time Hawaiian world champ, John John Florence, has sensationally withdrawn from the next two events of the championship tour, a season ending decision given his current rating outside the world title showdown top five.
Florence, a tall man with shortish legs whose Olympic campaign was derailed in round three by fellow American Kolohe Andino, writes,
I’ve decided to withdraw from the next two WSL events in Mexico and Tahiti. This was a really hard decision to make, but I’m not 100% healed from my knee surgery and I’m trying to do the right thing for my future health and goals. The opportunity to surf in Tokyo was once in a lifetime, and a risk I was willing to take. But looking at the rest of the year and talking with my medical team the best step forward is continuing with physical therapy for the next 60 days. I want to make sure there is nothing that keeps me from competing, and surfing the way I want to in the long term. With all that said, I’ll be ready to go for the Pipe Masters and excited to compete!
Florence, who turns twenty-nine in October, elected to compete in the Games despite the lingering injury, a knee he banged up at Margaret River earlier this year, and which required surgery.
Meanwhile, somewhere, likely California, Kelly Slater, ashen at disappeared Olympic dream, gropes at a hand-rail and is sick.
Close. Lower Evil Level.
Respect to John and hope he gets back to 100%. Us pea-headed dudes gotta stick together.
If 20 million dollars has been invested in the Florence Marine X startup, there was no way the Brand Ambassador was not going to the Olympics.
Did JJF lie about the extent of his knee problems, that in fact he had no chance to win the Olympic surfing event? And in the process, deny Kelly his only chance to attend the Olympic Games?
Apparently, the two upcoming WSL events are less important to the future of the brand.
He had other contracts for the Olympics also like Peloton. The whole thing was shady from the beginning when he got the new knee injury. Terrible choice to get a ligament repair instead of a replacement. He’s probably gonna tear it again when he goes back on tour and miss another entire year.
I can not believe no one is calling him out for his selfishness. He surfed at less than 60% through those few Olympic rounds…….he knew he was not up to it. Poor form. He is just married and they were a long way from the village – otherwise it would have been justifiable. When he is on there is no better but that was just bad form.
I think JJ is going to go the ‘free surfer’ route.
Too many bad vibes in the contest scene.
Jj knows the game is up.
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Florence and the marine
Marine boy needs his Oxycontin gum
Sounds good, I heard those Mexican automatic weapons are pretty sweet..
Serious mind fuck by the young Jedi vs Lord Slater. We’ll played.
What’s important here, is the way the natural breast falls into a perfect cup. I HATE sports tops. Show those Puppies, LET THEM BE FREE!
Will anyone actually be on tour next year outside of the top 10?
Ignorantashi, and his Sushi Ninja dad.
Hey JJ, I underwent a lil medical procedure this year too. I haven’t pulled out yet but lemme know how you go.
if i had done less pulling out, i’d be well represented in the next generation and probably retired. john john: don’t pull out. and then once tucked in, legally bind
You’d be well represented and working twice as hard
pulling out is oft-criticized but inadequately credited
Pulling out has saved me untold thousands in child support
Are you fucking mad?
Enough sperm in your pre cum
To populate Greece!
I might never know
where my progeny wanders
thank god almighty
My personality is contraception.
Does that mean they have to give Dicky Right the alternate wild card and he can surf twice in each remaining event ?
WSL says that some locals are surfing in the Barra comp also, have no idea who. Can’t wait to see Mikey’s rail grab cutback ten times on one wave.
Only once per wave. Always ends up caught behind.
Non Jean.
I’ve decided that I’m not going to compete for the rest of the season either. I think Pipe will get a miss from me too, this year. Even as important and iconic as it is, I need to just concentrate on family harmony rather than jetting off to Hawaii for a few weeks.
Julian Wilson
Is looking for homebodies
To hang with, you free?
I run in an even more elite, obscure clique than his crew.
Careful. There’s blokes around here who blame the virus on obscure elite cliques and they might lump you in with them.
I’m pretty much just a lump these days anyway.
Keen to know (been a long time fan)… do you do the clapping method (my personal go-to) or are you a savant that can sort out the syllables in your head? Best regards, KC.
Eighteen parts savant
Two parts mad happy clapper
Some easy, some not
Happy clappers are taking over the world, or at least the Liberal party.
Head down the track below the scout camp – they will welcome you with open arms CB
My advice…jetting off to Hawaii is always a good idea.
Was pretty bummed to here of your stepping back to obscurity…you’re a pro CB….forever!….never forget it!
Thanks Travis. I’m sure Team CB will continue to release clips as opportunities develop, and I look forward to the near future when I can see my fans around the world in person again.
Hope Yago and Adriano can step it up at the last two events. Make it a Brazil sweep at Trestles.
Be nice to people’s Mothers.
I hold there legs up, so they can concentrate on me saying the alphabet. Is that nice?
Keeping Kelly out of the Olympics, then a week later withdrawing from the rest of the WSL season: Top LEL.
Olympics have come and gone and the only coverage they have gotten is from the grit and Stab. Elo and that creepy Mexican from Reef that pushed the olympics couldn’t overcome the fact that nobody outside a small core audience will ever tune in. This will be pro surfings last, desperate couple of years.
“creepy Mexican from Reef” *
Internet comment for the day!
Waits for that commentator dude to write a 100 page thesis on why he isn’t creepy
Creepy AF… and I know for a fact from friends who used to work at Reef the dude used to have a fave saying at trade shows….. “Nobody fucks the reef girls.. I fuck the reef girls”. Truth be told the dude was a savage. LOL>
Idk about lol…more like are you kidding me.
Not kidding…. 25 years in this industry and I can tell you that’s one of the more tame things that used to go down at ASR. Ahh…the good old days before everyone was so fucking PC and fun was the name of the game.
His brother Santi was a fucking savage as well. LOL>
I’m 90% sure he’s Argentinian…
If you think something is suss…..you’re usually right!