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Hawaiian world champ John John Florence sensationally pulls out of remainder of WSL season one week after Tokyo Olympics!

See y'all at The Pipe says John John.

The two-time Hawaiian world champ, John John Florence, has sensationally withdrawn from the next two events of the championship tour, a season ending decision given his current rating outside the world title showdown top five. 

Florence, a tall man with shortish legs whose Olympic campaign was derailed in round three by fellow American Kolohe Andino, writes,

I’ve decided to withdraw from the next two WSL events in Mexico and Tahiti. This was a really hard decision to make, but I’m not 100% healed from my knee surgery and I’m trying to do the right thing for my future health and goals. The opportunity to surf in Tokyo was once in a lifetime, and a risk I was willing to take. But looking at the rest of the year and talking with my medical team the best step forward is continuing with physical therapy for the next 60 days. I want to make sure there is nothing that keeps me from competing, and surfing the way I want to in the long term. With all that said, I’ll be ready to go for the Pipe Masters and excited to compete! 

Florence, who turns twenty-nine in October, elected to compete in the Games despite the lingering injury, a knee he banged up at Margaret River earlier this year, and which required surgery.

Meanwhile, somewhere, likely California, Kelly Slater, ashen at disappeared Olympic dream, gropes at a hand-rail and is sick. 

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Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
5 years ago

Close. Lower Evil Level.

Onedimensionalman
Onedimensionalman
5 years ago

Respect to John and hope he gets back to 100%. Us pea-headed dudes gotta stick together.

JSC
JSC
5 years ago

If 20 million dollars has been invested in the Florence Marine X startup, there was no way the Brand Ambassador was not going to the Olympics.

Did JJF lie about the extent of his knee problems, that in fact he had no chance to win the Olympic surfing event? And in the process, deny Kelly his only chance to attend the Olympic Games?

Apparently, the two upcoming WSL events are less important to the future of the brand.

c4
c4
5 years ago
Reply to  JSC

He had other contracts for the Olympics also like Peloton. The whole thing was shady from the beginning when he got the new knee injury. Terrible choice to get a ligament repair instead of a replacement. He’s probably gonna tear it again when he goes back on tour and miss another entire year.

John Wayne
John Wayne
5 years ago

I can not believe no one is calling him out for his selfishness. He surfed at less than 60% through those few Olympic rounds…….he knew he was not up to it. Poor form. He is just married and they were a long way from the village – otherwise it would have been justifiable. When he is on there is no better but that was just bad form.

samwaters
samwaters
5 years ago
Reply to  John Wayne

I think JJ is going to go the ‘free surfer’ route.
Too many bad vibes in the contest scene.

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
5 years ago
Reply to  samwaters

Jj knows the game is up.

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
5 years ago
ricmatic
ricmatic
5 years ago

Florence and the marine

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

Marine boy needs his Oxycontin gum

c4
c4
5 years ago

Sounds good, I heard those Mexican automatic weapons are pretty sweet..

Black Rubber
Black Rubber
5 years ago

Serious mind fuck by the young Jedi vs Lord Slater. We’ll played.

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
5 years ago

What’s important here, is the way the natural breast falls into a perfect cup. I HATE sports tops. Show those Puppies, LET THEM BE FREE!

Stalin
Stalin
5 years ago

Will anyone actually be on tour next year outside of the top 10?

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
5 years ago
Reply to  Stalin

Ignorantashi, and his Sushi Ninja dad.

Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
5 years ago

Hey JJ, I underwent a lil medical procedure this year too. I haven’t pulled out yet but lemme know how you go.

disqus_00d1gIXedO
disqus_00d1gIXedO
5 years ago

if i had done less pulling out, i’d be well represented in the next generation and probably retired. john john: don’t pull out. and then once tucked in, legally bind

Billy Hunt
Billy Hunt
5 years ago

You’d be well represented and working twice as hard

disqus_00d1gIXedO
disqus_00d1gIXedO
5 years ago

pulling out is oft-criticized but inadequately credited

Huli Opu
Huli Opu
5 years ago

Pulling out has saved me untold thousands in child support

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
5 years ago
Reply to  Huli Opu

Are you fucking mad?
Enough sperm in your pre cum
To populate Greece!

Huli Opu
Huli Opu
5 years ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

I might never know
where my progeny wanders
thank god almighty

Travis Edgar
Travis Edgar
5 years ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

My personality is contraception.

Capt Sensible
Capt Sensible
5 years ago

Does that mean they have to give Dicky Right the alternate wild card and he can surf twice in each remaining event ?

c4
c4
5 years ago
Reply to  Capt Sensible

WSL says that some locals are surfing in the Barra comp also, have no idea who. Can’t wait to see Mikey’s rail grab cutback ten times on one wave.

Mads Naeraa
Mads Naeraa
5 years ago
Reply to  c4

Only once per wave. Always ends up caught behind.

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
5 years ago

Non Jean.

channelbottom
channelbottom
5 years ago

I’ve decided that I’m not going to compete for the rest of the season either. I think Pipe will get a miss from me too, this year. Even as important and iconic as it is, I need to just concentrate on family harmony rather than jetting off to Hawaii for a few weeks.

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
5 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Julian Wilson
Is looking for homebodies
To hang with, you free?

channelbottom
channelbottom
5 years ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

I run in an even more elite, obscure clique than his crew.

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
5 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Careful. There’s blokes around here who blame the virus on obscure elite cliques and they might lump you in with them.

channelbottom
channelbottom
5 years ago

I’m pretty much just a lump these days anyway.

Kelly’s Conspiracies
Kelly’s Conspiracies
5 years ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

Keen to know (been a long time fan)… do you do the clapping method (my personal go-to) or are you a savant that can sort out the syllables in your head? Best regards, KC.

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
5 years ago

Eighteen parts savant
Two parts mad happy clapper
Some easy, some not

Billy Hunt
Billy Hunt
5 years ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

Happy clappers are taking over the world, or at least the Liberal party.

John Wayne
John Wayne
5 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Head down the track below the scout camp – they will welcome you with open arms CB

J H
J H
5 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

My advice…jetting off to Hawaii is always a good idea.

Travis Edgar
Travis Edgar
5 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Was pretty bummed to here of your stepping back to obscurity…you’re a pro CB….forever!….never forget it!

channelbottom
channelbottom
5 years ago
Reply to  Travis Edgar

Thanks Travis. I’m sure Team CB will continue to release clips as opportunities develop, and I look forward to the near future when I can see my fans around the world in person again.

Mapski
Mapski
5 years ago

Hope Yago and Adriano can step it up at the last two events. Make it a Brazil sweep at Trestles.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
5 years ago

Be nice to people’s Mothers.

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
5 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

I hold there legs up, so they can concentrate on me saying the alphabet. Is that nice?

Occ Topus
Occ Topus
5 years ago

Keeping Kelly out of the Olympics, then a week later withdrawing from the rest of the WSL season: Top LEL.

20 mule team
20 mule team
5 years ago

Olympics have come and gone and the only coverage they have gotten is from the grit and Stab. Elo and that creepy Mexican from Reef that pushed the olympics couldn’t overcome the fact that nobody outside a small core audience will ever tune in. This will be pro surfings last, desperate couple of years.

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
5 years ago
Reply to  20 mule team

“creepy Mexican from Reef” *
Internet comment for the day!

Simsurf
Simsurf
5 years ago
Reply to  ValiantScorn

Waits for that commentator dude to write a 100 page thesis on why he isn’t creepy

redhotchilishredder
redhotchilishredder
5 years ago
Reply to  Simsurf

Creepy AF… and I know for a fact from friends who used to work at Reef the dude used to have a fave saying at trade shows….. “Nobody fucks the reef girls.. I fuck the reef girls”. Truth be told the dude was a savage. LOL>

StarJamma
StarJamma
5 years ago

Idk about lol…more like are you kidding me.

redhotchilishredder
redhotchilishredder
5 years ago
Reply to  StarJamma

Not kidding…. 25 years in this industry and I can tell you that’s one of the more tame things that used to go down at ASR. Ahh…the good old days before everyone was so fucking PC and fun was the name of the game.

redhotchilishredder
redhotchilishredder
5 years ago
Reply to  StarJamma

His brother Santi was a fucking savage as well. LOL>

Tatiane Inui
Tatiane Inui
5 years ago
Reply to  20 mule team

I’m 90% sure he’s Argentinian…

Travis Edgar
Travis Edgar
5 years ago
Reply to  20 mule team

If you think something is suss…..you’re usually right!


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