Sean “Diddy” Combs appears to send shot over surf localism’s bow: “When I pull up on you, don’t be surprised.”

A serious escalation.

Hip hop mogul, rap superstar, Sean “Diddy” Combs appeared to send a shot over surf localism’s bow, yesterday, in an Instagram post almost as provocative as the World Surf League teasing a sexually fluid component to the upcoming The Ultimate Surfer reality show.

In the first post, Diddy neé Puff Daddy is pictured with wetsuit stripped down to waist on beach above the lightly aggressive caption, “When I pull up on you, don’t be surprised.”

In the second, he is standing next to a black Range Rover, black 9 ft soft top leaning next to it lightly waxed, toweling off after quite possibly burning some locals who were already warned not to be surprised.

Combs embracing the sport of kings is a serious ramping up of the celebrity surf life and begs, gags, for a The Celebrity Ultimate Surfer.

My money is still on Hill.

Who do you have?

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Richard Mugg Rn
Richard Mugg Rn
5 years ago

Who WAXES A Soft-top??? The ocean real big , hard to find a clue… and a wave bruh?

Yeah Right
Yeah Right
5 years ago

When I drop in on you, dont be surprised.

Hot and Bothered
Hot and Bothered
5 years ago

Don’t be surprised, if when I pull up on you, I also piss on you…

R Ke11y

mike ders
mike ders
5 years ago

This dude gets whiter by the minute.

Ricky Spanish
Ricky Spanish
5 years ago

That post is actually a promotional piece for adult pull up diapers.

Mr Salty
Mr Salty
5 years ago
LG LeBlanc
LG LeBlanc
5 years ago
Reply to  Mr Salty

Oceanside is a shithole!…

sharkguitar
sharkguitar
5 years ago

“Fully Nuking!!! For the Dream!!!”- P. Diddy

Stick man
Stick man
5 years ago

If Biggie Smalls was still here do you think he’d partake in the surfboarding as well?

Ricky Spanish
Ricky Spanish
5 years ago
Reply to  Stick man

He’d be body boarding with Action Bronson

Stick man
Stick man
5 years ago
Reply to  Ricky Spanish

That def crossed my mind too!

Stick man
Stick man
5 years ago

heard about that little plot!

Stick man
Stick man
5 years ago

yes!

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
5 years ago

All in the songs.. all in the videos… now all in the line up. Fuck off Diddy, if that is your real name.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

Kelly is so shrewd

Firelipe Torpedo
Firelipe Torpedo
5 years ago

Still anxiously waiting for the San Andreas fault to calve off California and offer it to the pacific so the world can be spared from this type of nonsense

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

Lemoore could end up a point break

Who's Your Jaddy
Who's Your Jaddy
5 years ago

Come on Chas, Diddy wouldn’t be seen in a lowly Range Rover; that’s a MAYBACH

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
5 years ago

Is it? I thought it didn’t look quite Roverish but had to stay true to poorly researched form.

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
5 years ago

It begs the question, does it not, that if someone felt marginalized from participating in surfing based on their race, do they not deserve more waves to balance the scales?

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

Totally
Let’s have a wave passport

Travis Edgar
Travis Edgar
5 years ago

David Lee..?

Wilbur
Wilbur
5 years ago

Repatriate the waves!

channelbottom
channelbottom
5 years ago

Elo needs to get him in the pool for Ultimate Cred

Kelly Za'atar
Kelly Za'atar
5 years ago

Wetsuit on inside out?

janeausten
janeausten
5 years ago
Reply to  Kelly Za'atar

..or maybe he got custom knee pads, for whatever reason.

bob
bob
5 years ago
Reply to  Kelly Za'atar

Looks like he maybe had to put it back on for the shot.

Wilbur
Wilbur
5 years ago
Reply to  Kelly Za'atar

…and booties. The water is 70F in CA right now. Trunks temp.

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
5 years ago

Roseanne Barr.

steve
steve
5 years ago

Diddy will always be welcome at my spot

snapper
snapper
5 years ago

Puff Daddy coasting cuz his city game went south.


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