A Great White at play.

Australian musician Hein Cooper recounts the moment he came face to face with a fifteen-foot Great White near Ulladulla, “I’ll never forget the energy around it. It carried this aura of calm confidence and we were just little peasants floating on the surface!”

"To be in the water with a big shark like that was a whole new level of heightened experience.”

A little earlier today, you might’ve read Hein Cooper’s piece to camera describing his run-in with a fifteen-foot Great Whitea half-hour drive south from his Milton home on the NSW South Coast.

I figure, call the guy, see what other juice I can wring from this tempting piece of fruit, dangling as it is from the lowest of branches. 

Bring, bring, hello, hello etc.

And the story begins. 

Two days ago, a Saturday in Australia, Hein, who is thirty and back in Australia after seven years abroad chasing his music dream, touring Canada, Europe, America, was on all-day surf, squeezing the teat of a north swell combed smooth by westerly offshores.

First, a beachbreak for a few hours, a little bakery hit, then a savage ledge popular with bodyboarders and named after a machine capable of extraordinarily swift violence. 

He saw a fin, sorta tipping on its side.

Hein figured it was a seal and looked away, told himself to act as if nothing had happened. 

When he turned back, he could see it was cruising towards him, his pal Genji, who would later be photographed scrambling up the rocks as the Great White moved in, and the other four surfers on the boil. 

“It was drifting pretty casually. It wasn’t, ‘I’m going to murder you motherfuckers cruising’. At that point, I said to Genji, ‘Pretty sure there’s a shark over there.’ He thought it was a seal, told me to just relax, basically.”

Another surfer told ‘em his uncle, a noted spear fisherman around these parts, had warned him of an unprecedented number of sharks kicking around.

A lot of movement.

The man had told his nephew to avoid surfing at dawn and dusk. Said he’d never seen so many sharks. 

“And…then…” says Hein, “we turned around at the same time, looking over to our right and it was a clear fucking shark fin, moving directly towards us. The clearest memory I have is that moment of seeing it, yelling out ‘SHARK!’ and all of us fucking fanging it into the rocks. Like, it was so lucky it was a long-period swell. We could’ve got absolutely fucking smoked. 

“Anyway, at that point, we all started paddling like crazy, all six of us. And out of the corner of my eye, I saw it again. It was moving towards us even more. For me, personally, even though I’d seen that and it was very real, this massive fucking fin moving towards me, it felt so unreal I couldn’t even conceive that it would take a bite. I wasn’t even that afraid. If it really wanted to too, it would’ve been no problem for it to reach us in a second and have a little bite. But, for some reason, maybe because we were all madly kicking and paddling, it went around us. By the time it wants to move in on us, it had gone all the way around, that’s when Genji was on the rocks looking at it.” 

Hein says the beached mariners experienced the elation of men saved from the jaws of death. 

“The next fifteen minutes on the headland and on the rocks we had this hero moment. Oh fuck! (Adopts provincial accent), ‘Do you realise, man, that if you hadn’t seen it, fucking, we would be dead, bro!’ All these conversations happened! It was very special. If it wasn’t for the White, we never would’ve talked to each other. It really brought every single person who was there together. The whole conversation on the rocks was about how many animals there are right now, turning on. The sharks in the ocean. Another guy said he’d been told by a fisherman he’d never seen yellow-fin tuna going so crazy, jumping against the headland at Jervis Bay. Someone said something about bushwalking in Milton and that they’d never heard the birds singing so loudly. A rise in the energy of planet earth, I think it’s positive, basically.” 

The height of the fin, forty cm out of the water, probs ten or so below, means the White was no juvie and was around four-to-five metres in length, fifteen-to-eight feet.

It might surprise the reader that Hein found the moment more profound than terrifying. 

“I’ll never forget that moment when we saw the fin. I feel honoured by that. You see dolphins all the time, it’s magical, and seals, but to be in the water with a big shark like that was a whole new level of heightened experience.”

He wasn’t rattled? 

“I surfed again yesterday and I was fine. I thought about it a few times but, and maybe this is coming from my ignorance and the unreality of it, but it didn’t feel like we were in any danger. Obviously, if it bit someone and we had to make a tourniquet on someone’s leg and carry ‘em up the volcanic rocks and drive half-an-hour to a hospital it wouldn’t have been the same.”

Still, 

“I’ll never forget the energy around it. It carried this aura of it being so calmly confidence in what it was and we were just little peasants floating about the surface being heavily educated about our position in the world. That, despite all our creations and all the things we build up around us to feel secure, it doesn’t mean a thing in nature. It was healthy reminder that we are a part of it all.” 

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Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
5 years ago

Look, some of us down here occasionally go outside the ‘Faaarrrrk, a shaaaarrrrk’ stereotype’. Especially when trying to fend off DR’s interminable questions that are only trying to elicit an innuendo-possible quote.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
5 years ago

Stop joking, others are extremely offended, how dare you be so insensitive.

Party Pete
Party Pete
5 years ago

He’s probably Ella Hooper’s brother, definitely a muso.

toaster redux
toaster redux
5 years ago

Genji?

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
5 years ago

Is bone broth a shark repellent?

StarJamma
StarJamma
5 years ago

Obviously it scrambles the mind. Planet Earth’s energy doesn’t give a flying fuck how that energy gets redistributed via apex predators and busking musicians dangling their toes in the water.

Otto
Otto
5 years ago

$10 bucks says the dumb cunt writes a song about it. Christ, he’ll probably release a whole fucking album about it.

Let’s just keep ahead of this eventuality, what will he Title the album/single?

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
5 years ago
Reply to  Otto

‘I Did But See Her Swimming By’.

Robert j. Young
Robert j. Young
5 years ago
Reply to  Otto

No C words please.

Otto
Otto
5 years ago

Get fucked ya cuntiest of all cunts.

Doobalachy
Doobalachy
5 years ago

Winners are grinners

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
5 years ago

Oi Derek
That photo at the top looks suspiciously like a basking shark, going by what appears to be a rounded nose, tiny black eye, gaping mouth, open gills and swept back top of dorsal fin.

P.S.
Maybe that’s what our woefully yawnful boring as fuck hippy muso and his mates saw, to feel so at one with nature prior to their panicked thrashing sprint paddle…

Stick man
Stick man
5 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

…basking for a friend.

Simon Says
Simon Says
5 years ago

Are these dudes talking about a shark swimming thru the line-up or a night out at the gay bar?

Travis Edgar
Travis Edgar
5 years ago
Reply to  Simon Says

What difference..getting stalked?

Stick man
Stick man
5 years ago
Reply to  Simon Says

Predators

Seas Nail
Seas Nail
5 years ago

I had an encounter with a rather large Tiger a few years ago about half way down the Napali coast, alone under the full moon at 3am – it was most likely the big semi-resident female that lurks down there, she’s easily longer than my 12ft kayak and twice as thick.

Everything was fine, I was making good progress and really enjoying being out there alone in the moonlight.
I was somewhere just outside Hanakoa valley when I felt something large swim under the boat and rock me just slightly.

I fucken shit myself and looked down to see the unmistakeable back, rippling past in the water about ten feet off the bow.

It turned and circled me a few times just under the surface, then she came alongside, stuck her head out of the water and fucking eyeballed me – I could literally see my reflection, completely frozen in terror, in her dead, black eye.
She sunk back under the surface, flicked her tail twice and vanished.

The next hour of paddling was a truly anus puckering endeavor, but I didn’t see it again after that.

I figured it was my short length of anchor chain in the bow rattling in the short interval swell that gave me away.

Most surreal, frighteningly incredible experience of my life hands-down – I will never again paddle the coast by myself at night, that’s for sure.

Travis Edgar
Travis Edgar
5 years ago
Reply to  Seas Nail

Nude?

Stick man
Stick man
5 years ago
Reply to  Travis Edgar

Drugs?

Stick man
Stick man
5 years ago
Reply to  Seas Nail

Witching Hour.

velobwoy
velobwoy
5 years ago
Reply to  Seas Nail

Gnarly. Not sure what you were thinking there.

Seas Nail
Seas Nail
5 years ago
Reply to  velobwoy

Only way to paddle back is before the trades come up!

velobwoy
velobwoy
5 years ago
Reply to  Seas Nail

Fuck that. Polihale pal all the way.

Stanislav Franck
Stanislav Franck
5 years ago

Don’t know the bloke, never met him, never heard of him. He might be telling the truth. Personally, I don’t believe a word of it. If he was so “honoured” by the “heightened experience” why yell “shark” and paddle like fuck to get outta there?

Travis Edgar
Travis Edgar
5 years ago

It’s a pretty wild pastime! Felt a humpback was waving right at me this morning.

disqus_00d1gIXedO
disqus_00d1gIXedO
5 years ago

i’d translate that as: “first time ever in nature, i shit down my steamer (strayan), i’m basically like kelly on ayahuasca in costa rica now after my experience, i’ll get on the ski to reset”

Melly's Favourite Ketatarsal
Melly's Favourite Ketatarsal
5 years ago

Water, water, every where,
And all the boards did shrink;
Water, water, every where,
Nor any drop to drink.

Stick man
Stick man
5 years ago

Water you sayin?

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
5 years ago
Reply to  Stick man

Samuel Taylor, or Iron f’n Maiden…..you pick!
Edit: Oh, and fuck the pos that put this rebel flag on my screen name. I’m sure your whore mother, and junky father are proud.

Stick man
Stick man
5 years ago
Reply to  ValiantScorn

Metal!!

Occ Topus
Occ Topus
5 years ago
Reply to  ValiantScorn

It really is a sissy move, and a questionable use of moderator privileges.

Hot stuff
Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  ValiantScorn

Fuk this dumb wannabe pseudo twitter site

Billy Hunt
Billy Hunt
5 years ago
Reply to  ValiantScorn

Yeah well, the picture of a massive cock was taken (thanks bex)

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
5 years ago
Reply to  Billy Hunt

How deep did u take it?

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
5 years ago
Reply to  ValiantScorn

It was a strategic play on my behalf which played out almost textbook perfect. I’m a little disappointed I didn’t get an email of complaint sent to Derek or Chas though.

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
5 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Ive came up with something better. Internet games are for children. Im putting my money into this one.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
5 years ago
Reply to  ValiantScorn

Ohhh my. You’re not just fucking around, talking shit on the internet like the rest of us. This is serious, and you take your {non-childlike} anonymous avatar on a satirical Surf website seriously. This just gets better by the minute, hopefully we get a story out of it!


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