Heroes made.
Kelly Slater, 11x World Champion, television personality, has done it all through a long and storied career. He has won eleven World Championships along with being featured on television not once but twice. He has started many businesses, some failed, achieved a purple belt in jiu jitsu, became board member of metaphysical life advancement center and just snatched Momentum Generation stablemate and good friend Kalani Robb from the clutches of Covid-induced death.
Cinematic.
Robb, who contracted the disease last week and has been meticulously documenting his journey, worried fans very much when his diary almost went dark on day four. They became downright hysterical when day five went completely unfilled.
Cue Kelly Slater.
As the clock neared midnight, Robb poked a weary head out death’s front door, staggered, only to catch the artificial wave technology scion dropping a house made nutritious bone broth on the doorstep before scampering away, throwing double shakas.
“Wanna see the bestest friend ever?” Robb wheezed. “Don’t breathe on him.”
“Don’t breathe on me, motherfucker,” Slater responded.
Beautiful.
Robb also added the caption “11 time worlds best ever friend saving my life through all this (praying hands emoji).”
And while there may be so many disagreements as to vaccinating versus un-vaccinating, traditional therapies versus progressive, can’t we all just agree that bone broth is a great thing?
Even vegans?
More as the story develops.
First it was covids not real then it was covids just a normal flu now it’s what kind of special secret sauce can we take to defeat this.
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kelly dropped off a box of purps.
For the Dream!!! Fully Nuking!!!
Im tripping on the Saltillo tile balcony adjacent screen doors that sort of open to a staircase. Winchester house-esque design to confuse evil spirits and 11x world champions dropping bone broth?
Let him eat cake.
The no mask Superhero
It’s nice to help a brother out. It also helps when you’re all done filming The Ultimate Surfer forever and ever.
Hopefully Kelly didn’t use the former #2 for his broth….anyone seen Rob lately?
Upvote if your otherwise nearly vegetarian wife also sends you to butchers and game shops to buy chicken carcasses for brothing.
My vegetarian wife to be has not once eaten the flesh of an animal, and I still find it astounding.
Uh oh
The poor girl must have had an unfortunate upbringing, damn her parents, damn them to hell
Ruuuunnn, before your children to be get afflicted in such an awful way by your in-laws to be…
She long ago purged the parents from her life, and fucked if we’re having kids
They’re wonderful treasures, if you train them early
Does she eat “tubesteak”
I almost choked (not on a ‘floater’ luckily) at ‘nearly vegetarian’.
Surely that’s not dissimilar to nearly a floater, nearly a world champion or nearly a fan of Joey Turdpiles annoyingly whiny nasal twang etc etc
P.S.
Presumably your local ‘game shop’ sells things other than PlayStation or Xbox stuff…
The bird of life…
I’m cheap so I buy whole chooks to bbq, cut their backbone out (spatchchock) and save the backbones for broth. Never a shortage of dismembered birds in my house.
bald broth soup
WTF is bone broth? If Kelly really cared, he’d have brought chicken soup, which is a centuries-proven comfort food for the illness stricken.
Chicken soup is bone broth
Chicken bone broth
But it’s trendy for the wealthy to use beef bones for this tasty and healthy medicine instead of chicken carcasses these days.
I still do the chicken carcass.
Fair enough
I guess ya gotta save a few bucks to record ya Nashville country music album somehow…
I throw chicken carcasses in a slow cooker with water, mirepoix (celery/carrots/onion) and cook it overnight. Strain the solids, skim the fat and its a golden wonderful liquid when done.
Been wanting to ask for awhile, but what ever happened to Kalani’s wife? Was there a split? He seems to be a lone wolf these days
bone broth
Oh yeah. Hmmmm.
Still with Kelly, no?
Yes, very relevant, but is there an update on the huge scuffle involving Pip at lowers? Surely that story has developed further.
bone-broth
For Pip or Richardo?
Hahahah if Salami gave Kelly the rona…
Kelly can slap Door Dash Delivery Driver to his wild resume.
question: who or what bones are in the broth…is it true there is a mix of ivermectin , LSD , Vitamin C & G …..and would Kalani now have had a vaccination after 6 days of stay at home misery….or as Kelly said…Kalani you fucked my mother …….so can Kalani survive the Rogan Broth , and be able to be Kelly’s “motherfucker again’..??????
The solution is not vaccines. The solution has always been therapeutics. Aiming for something like Tamiflu. Moderna, J&J, and remaining Pfizer vaccine in pipeline and already out in the world under EUA would lose emergency use authorization if there was any “treatment”.
Merck isn’t going to say shit about Ivermectin while they help manufacture J&J vaccine, plus Merck is developing “Covid pill”. Merck’s Covid pill inhibits viral replication, just like Ivermectin.
https://www.merck.com/news/…
https://youtu.be/VhKI7Yrfjok
Yep. The Billions made on vaccines were just an appetizer.
how about the billions made in Afghanistan by your Military ?
Uh, the Military spends money.
sorry my mistake……Military Industry……Military just leaves the armaments everywhere , so they can buy more of your industrial military hardware….
Seems like Joe did so cause he needed to keep up the ruse that the Taliban were not advancing at the pace they were. You have seen the transcript of his call with Ghani where Biden asked Ghani to lie to the world about how well Afghan military was doing.
Bagram should never have been abandoned. That place is massive. Fucking massive!
Wouldn’t be surprised to find China working out a deal with the Taliban to put Bagram to use for their Belt & Road Initiative. Biden really fucked that one up.
Trump did the deal , China’s now working with Taliban……….why didn’t the US military blow up their shit before they left?
No. Incorrect. Trump’s deal was for May 1st, and he never reached topic of Bagram.
haha Otto , where do you get your information from….???
Bagram was part of the deal……….the US military actually snuck off in the night and left everything there, so when the Afhans woke up in the morning….nobody left but them , brilliant….the US bullied it’s way into afghanistan and left as cowards LOL!
I’ve read the deal. It’s out there. You can find it. The issue of Bagram didn’t get settled b/c of the election.
Biden lied to everyone e about the Taliban.
If you saw his speech today, then you saw a fucking dictator in action. That piece of shit and his piece of shit handlers can get fucked. Fuck them tyrants in Biden’s Administration. Bunch of Satan’s servants.
Trump 2024
oh no not you Otto…do you wear a big set of horns…..QAnon……hahahahahaha……for the intellectually challenged , low IQ…….and unvaccinated …..I am pretty sure that the anti-vaxxers are Democrats , spruiking no vaccinations to their opposite number……maybe we could call them DuhAnon?
My body, my choice, except when it comes to vaccines.
Healthcare is a human right, except if you’re unvaccinated.
It’s getting difficult keeping up with the new hypocrisy of the day brought to us by the Left, or BlueAnon.
the war on Covid , is a Global/National problem which means we are all fighting for “US”…..the rights of the individual take a back seat in the time of war……I checked out what vaccines I had as a baby and a kid 65+ years ago….polio/TB/Diphtheria/Smallpox/tetanus and pertussis vaccinations……..guess what….they worked!
70 yr old mandatory technology meant safer lives today…..brought to you by the scientists of the world , then politicized by Govts and right wing lobby groups!
The only reason what happened happened is because Biden Administration wanted it to happen.
Bone Broth.
yes Dr Otto…are you an epidemiologist…..or just a genius ?
Just well informed.
how’s those mates of yours doing in Idaho Mr well informed?
Ask Snowbored. He lives there.
so you are not well informed ?
Hospitals are not overwhelmed. Infection rates mean nothing. Everyone is going to get, that’s just the reality of it. Deaths have plummeted. Remember when you said Florida was on the fast track for 10K+ deaths per day? You remember how that didn’t happen?
Since you’re so #’s focused, it should be alarming to you that in Maryland they’re seeing 30-40% hospitalization rate being vaccinated. And the trend seems to be growing. So really, where have vaccinations taken us versus where did Fauci promise they would take us.
There are FOIA docs just released that prove Fauci lied to Congress about funding gain of function. Stop trusting that weasel.
LOL , from the liar in chief , the orange one booed by supporters….calls for vaccinations……did I really say 10,000+ deaths a day in Florida?
Anyhow keep it up , looks like there is going to be a lot less anti-vaxers in the future!
Hoping for less black people in the future isn’t a good look Maurice. Be better.
I know you only look at the percentages….but there are shit load more of you white folks dying and clogging up the hospitals…….
Of the 379K+ deaths recorded in 2020, the CDC has admitted that 27K+ died from Covid alone.
Blacks comprise the largest unvaccinated segment of population.
You don’t know the political affiliation of people hospitalized, so you are assigning blame via a complete stab in the dark.
The CDC says roughly 100M have had Covid. And natural immunity has been proven to be better than vax.
Not so fast, Morrie…
Isn’t Kelly’s girlfriend named Kalani? Are she and Kalani Robb the same person? Maybe he was bringing broth to his sick ‘girlfriend’. It IS a strange world we live in.
wow well picked up …yes but is the female Kalani side a mother?…..so if there is a split personality disorder ……brings a new meaning to Boner Broth…….
Has Kalani laid the salami on Mrs Slater ???
“Bone Broth”
Center for Disease Control definition of “Vaccine” has suddenly changed.
August 26, 2021:
“Vaccine: A product that stimulates a person’s immune system to produce immunity to a specific disease, protecting the person from that disease. Vaccines are usually administered through needle injections, but can also be administered by mouth or sprayed into the nose.”
(That has been the CDC’s definition since May16, 2018)
As of September 1, 2021:
“Vaccine: A preparation that is used to stimulate the body’s immune response against diseases. Vaccines are usually administered through needle injections, but some can be administered by mouth or sprayed into the nose.”
hmmm…you think they know something they’re not telling you?
More political ideology than virology
I’ve had Covid, so by CDC’s new definition I’ve received a vaccine. An “organic product” you could say.
The definition change sure fits well with the “booster” need narrative.
See how you go with all the variants coming up. Did you go through the wringer like Kalani seems to?
Nope. Bad headache for one night. Will admit it was a weird feeling headache. Intense and felt deep but didn’t radiate towards the front or sides of my head. Next morning was gone. No other symptoms. No fever. Nothing.
Seems my immune system was more than up to the task.
While there are exceptions, viral mutations tend to be more transmissible, but significantly less lethal as killing the host proves out to be little evolutionary advantage. I’m not concerned.
It’s truly hard to imagine what living in your reality might possibly be like. Respectfully, of course.
Of course it is. You live in the land of make-believe.
c’mon now your Don , told you all to vaccinate…vaccination good!!!
Trump didn’t mandate it. Trump recognizes that freedom is important.
Trump told his adoring audience , to get vaccinated , vaccination good……they booed him off the stage……so Donny’s supporters , didn’t support him ……oh yeah how is Louisiana/Idaho doing with Covid , Mr well informed?
Covid is endemic. It was always going to be. China designed it that way. It wasn’t designed to kill people so much as it was designed to kill economies. Covid is endemic. The sooner you accept that the better.
if it was designed by China , there would be proof , there is none!
For a country that is averaging over 200K infections a day , over 2000 deaths a day , hospitals full in the Red States……Otto you only worry about the $’s?
yeah endemic to planet Earth , where do you live again?
but what about the orange one and he wants all people to be vaccinated…is he being a traitor to his supporters….or are his supporters being a traitor to him….or are they just all traitors?
“he wants all people to be vaccinated…”
He.recommended it. He didn’t mandate it nor ever say everyone must get it or else they should lose their jobs.
You keep acting like conservative Trump supporters are the only ones who are not vaccinated, but that just isn’t true, no matter how often you repeat it.
We.still have the freedom to “boo” someone we disagree with, even if we’d still vote for him to be President again. Freedom is good like that.
In Aus, at any sporting event, if the PM is on the big screen, he/she gets booed, every time, no matter what
only by pommy expats!
Trump called Biden , and told him to mandate 100m vaccinations …the majority of unvaccinated Americans , are republicans …..the majority of infections and deaths are republicans….that’s why Joe mandated vaccinations……is Trump a Joe supporter , was good advice from him?
Where the fuck are you getting this from?
Everything you’re saying is patently false.
every news channel in the USA…Fox etc……but Fox news is Australian so who the fuck would trust us LOL?
Trump never made that phone call. Nope. Never happened.
I agree with covid being around forever,could even get worse. Or s a new sars like variety, 10-20 percent motality for healthy people? yeah maybe the vaccine for that might be good eh?
Second part is unthought out. china loses as we do, if perhaps worse, if economies crumble. If they have a depression is probably worse for them, chaos wise. I would love for the usa to be more self sufficent. I wouldnt china that much credit for being devilishly clever. So many people packed into one place (also the whole planet) its really surprising we havnt had worse epidemics. this of course, my opinion. YMMV .later Otts
China plays the long game. And they’re very much invested in this Belt & Road Initiative. While debt diplomacy has been utilized for several aspects of the BRI implementations, to bring their vision to fruition requires sacrifices from developed Nations/superpowers. Remember, China is still considered a “developing nation”, a distinction I think they simultaneously disdain and work to their advantage. They can’t force the hand of developed Nations/superpowers from a position of less strength as a developing nation. However, if China were to make a move that shuttered overnight, literally, supply chains, curtailed demand in sectors they are trying to get a foothold in (oil) and created significant pressure on domestic economies in developed Nations/superpowers, I believe they would without much concern for any relative impact on themselves. They play the long game. Mao murdered 20-30 Million of his own people in the name of revolution. The mindset to do the extreme, even at the calculated expense of oneself is not beyond China, IMO.
Appreciate the reply Otto. I regard China as a fully developed superpower, the speed and focus they build at? Astounding. Unbelievable state system….just horrid.
I just feel like regarding the virus, it just is an un needed step for china. They already have us. Until US/others start making their own stuff again? I dunno. Fucking race to the bottom profits for capital sucks
. Who will be our Mao? (half serious joke) ok later OBT
I guess we could withhold movies or pork? haha…
I agree with you that China is not a “developing country”. But, according to the World Bank, World Trade Organization and the United Nations, China is a “developing country”. Developed nations are obligated to offer China special and differential treatment because they are developing.
https://jingdaily.com/how-c…
https://www.energypolicy.co…
https://thediplomat.com/202…
And yes, we should cut them off from pork.
The biggest pork processing plant in the US is owned by China. That’s so fucked. They’re the world’s biggest consumer, and our government allowed that purchase to happen. They’re also grabbing farmland. If I was in charge, I’d force divestment of any and all meat processing plants here in the US, and force divestment of land ownership by China-owned companies.
No I will be King Jupiter!! Not King Otto!
Yes long game indeed. We’re new at the game.
I just want to Serf. Is that asking too much?
dont rub it in man!
You know thats what I do right! Living with the uber uber rich has its benefits, (beach, gardens location blah blah) but its also really weird. At least employers are fair minded and honest. Man, tho….type A driven types make the world go around, but can be so fucking petty about some shit sometimes….ok enjoy your sunday.
Would Kelly have done the same for Rob Machado?
Or would Kelly have dropped it off at the curb, yelling “Don’t high five me again motherfucker!”?
“I’m no epidemiologist but I know where to buy bone-broth.”
Does Kelly have a Tardis?
That’s cool.
Turns out, Kelly is a retardis.
NonJohn will still watch his heats at Pipe.
YEAH KELLY! YEEEWWWWW! FUCK YEAH…