Momentum Generation star Kalani Robb worries fans as Covid-19 diary goes dark before coming back in waning moments of day three: “I wish I was like Ferris Bueller faking this right now.”

"My head is so foggy."

Momentum Generation star, Hawaiian surfer, Kalani Robb revealed late last week that he had contracted the Coronavirus and was going to fight it off, in part, by using the popular horse dewormer ivermectin. His inspiration? Famous podcaster Joe Rogan who, himself, used ivermectin as part of a broader cocktail, writing that by day three he felt “pretty fucking good.”

Robb, ever brave, decided to meticulously document his journey. Days one and two featured a discussion of the aforementioned ivermectin, friends dropping healthy foods off at his house, him not being able taste them, headaches, body aches fevers etc. but then, yesterday, worry set in as the diary went dark for five, then ten, then twenty hours.

Fans searching everywhere for updates.

Anywhere.

Finally, in the waning moments of day three, Robb came back and in a to-camera piece described his state.

Day…. (long pause). Day three. My head is so foggy. Been on the couch all day the headache the fever and the bodyaches. Day three bodyaches gone. Fever breaking 100 and going under 99. But my headache is gnarly. Sat on the couch all day watching movies. I wish I was like Ferris Bueller faking this right now. Day three.

Relief washing over like a gentle wave off Streedagh Strand.

I became curious about this ivermectin so went searching for some actual data (read here) then talked to one health expert who informed me, “The data does show some promise that ivermectin works when taken prophylactically. The program that Rogan was on, though, with the monoclonal antibodies specifically… that is very expensive unless you have an underlying comorbidity. Look, don’t get vaccinated and treat yourself all day long. Just don’t go to the fucking hospital if it doesn’t work.”

The expert neither is, nor was, a professional surfer so take with a large grain of salt.

More as the story develops.

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DJT64
DJT64
5 years ago

Define ‘survival’

RQ.
RQ.
5 years ago

has Kalani scrubbed those posts from his IG? was genuinely looking forward to an update.

Wilbur
Wilbur
5 years ago

Can confirm this. Was sitting next to a fatty eating a Double McBacon Cheezy Baconator. He sneezed on me and now I’m fat!

commenter
commenter
5 years ago

“homo-like” should be hyphenated.

And a period after “knowledge” not a semi-colon.

It is proper spelling and grammar that distinguish us from the Mongol races.

Makai
Makai
5 years ago

Cabbage and probiotics diet.

My 97 y/o Mother caught the COVID, and when asked why she beat it, “It was all the cabbage I ate” she said. Might be some truth to a good diet ~ ~ ~

84092, 92673
84092, 92673
5 years ago

Not an antibiotic moron, anti viral. Been taken by humans billions of times and is approved by the FDA and WHO. Japanese guy who pioneered given nobel prize in 2015. In fact, Afghan refugees arriving in US are being given Ivermectin. Doctors world wide endorse it and India since using has pretty much wiped out Covid.

RQ.
RQ.
5 years ago
Reply to  84092, 92673

maybe not quite as clear cut as that…
https://www.aap.com.au/no-p…

Student8888
Student8888
5 years ago

Survival rate is not the same as unvaxxed dipshits who go to the hospital cause they got the “same thing as the flu” and then beg to be treated by western medicine.

Student8888
Student8888
5 years ago

People need to stop using that analogy. Since when are eating cheeseburgers, getting hit by lighting or a drunk driver communicable diseases? You’d like to believe that if you offered an obese person a 90% chance that they would not hospitalized and end up intubated or at worst, die an early or horrendous death by taking a jab …that they would.

And in theory… let me get this straight. Anti-Vaxxers don’t trust big pharm and western medicine in general. But.. if they get Covid and are gasping for breath.. they call an ambulance to take them to a Western Hospital to be treated by the same individuals who believe in and practice western medicine and THEN agree to be treated with Western Meds created by the same companies that they refuse to take the jab from? Explain to me lucidly how the fuck that works? I have a shitload of respect for anti-vaxxers who refused to get jabbed, refused to go to the hospital and climbed up and died on their hill on their own at home.

Hot stuff
Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  Student8888

What Meds, oxygen?

Student8888
Student8888
5 years ago
Reply to  Hot stuff

Z packs, steroids, Remdesivir. I’d explain them to you… but you’re an uneducated knob. If you don’t believe in them… don’t go to a fucking hospital. You can instead buy individual oxygen canisters off Amazon or just go sit outside in the sun and absorb some fresh air and Vitamin D and rub patchouli oil on your chest hippie.

Hot stuff
Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  Student8888

Stress is what will kill you

surfmom
surfmom
5 years ago
Reply to  Student8888

Lol you need to chill the fuck out

Italo Post Heat Interview
Italo Post Heat Interview
5 years ago

Asset management group owns media. Asset management group owns large share in Pfizer and Glaxo-Smith-Klein and others. Media says experts warn against using proven, non-patented ‘horse de-wormer’. Media says you must take vaccine.

Noa's last dart
Noa's last dart
5 years ago

There’s something else you can take as a preventative for Covid. It’s called a vaccine you stupid cunts.

Hot stuff
Hot stuff
5 years ago

Woah, somones had their angry pills

84092, 92673
84092, 92673
5 years ago

The clot shot. No thanks.

The MHL Buoy
The MHL Buoy
5 years ago
Reply to  84092, 92673
Hot stuff
Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  The MHL Buoy

So many ifs and buts

The MHL Buoy
The MHL Buoy
5 years ago
Reply to  Hot stuff

I’m just a wave buoy. What would I know?

Brutus
Brutus
5 years ago

what , you didn’t take your drone?

John Smith
John Smith
5 years ago

Yep, or a kid who gets bounced off a trampoline and breaks his arm… “you knew the risks, fix it yourself!”

Student8888
Student8888
5 years ago
Reply to  John Smith

Neighbor to kid and parents… You know if you put up this safety net around your trampoline… you now have a 90% chance of not breaking your arm. Kid and parents go “fuck it… I’m young and healthy and strong… I don’t need no fucking net.” “My kid is no pussy and sheep. He don’t need no fucking net.” Kid falls off and breaks his arm and is crying uncontrollably like a bitch. Should he get treated at a hospital. Yes. Do I feel sorry for the kid or parents? Nope.

Hot stuff
Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  Student8888

You vaxx heads are a bunch of uptight knobs

Student8888
Student8888
5 years ago
Reply to  Hot stuff

Just like Donald Trump – who 1) Fast tracked the Vaccine development and protocol. 2) Got vaccinated himself. 3) Just encouraged people to get vaccinated and in his exact words said “Vaccines Work.” What a fucking idiot.

Hot stuff
Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  Student8888

Shame they don’t work too good
Not his fault.

Student8888
Student8888
5 years ago
Reply to  Hot stuff

They don’t work too good? But he just endorsed their usage a week ago? Like I said.. Trump is a fucktard.

Hot stuff
Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  Student8888

You know he’s not Pres right?

Student8888
Student8888
5 years ago
Reply to  Hot stuff

Ah ok. So you only listen to people who are the President huh? So what he said mattered when he was the President but he’s not the Pres now so what he says doesn’t count? Genius train of thought.

Hot stuff
Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  Student8888

You should let it go
Bad for your mental health

commenter
commenter
5 years ago
Reply to  Student8888

Just be glad Trump is gone and stifled.

That’s the silver lining in Coronavirus.

It swept Trump from office.

Hot stuff
Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  Student8888

Thanks

party of common sense
party of common sense
5 years ago

must suck to get sent in at lowers by Malia Ward….

diamond chief
diamond chief
5 years ago

But maybe nice to get sent in to be sucked by Malia Ward

party of common sense
party of common sense
5 years ago

High powered surf industry exec? Can someone please define that? Last i heard every surf company in the USA is broke ass broke, so it can’t be because they run a highly profitabe company. And all those pussies who sell overpriced surf trunks to the masses at Costco drive Sprinter Vans, hardly a high powered vehicle. So can someone please give me a name of high powered surf exec please? And don’t start with Yvon “Let my people surf” Chouniard, the biggest kook of them all.

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
5 years ago

Have you read his book? It’s shit!!

party of common sense
party of common sense
5 years ago

Fuck no, but I do know not should be titled “ let my people surf, just not where I surf, because I live on the ranch amd we have restricted public access, flog surf with my people somewhere else”. I won’t give that kook a dime. Nor Jerry and his Chinese surfboards. Environmental ambassadors…. Haha

Captain Wack
Captain Wack
5 years ago

Just go jump in the ocean kalani you will feel heaps better, always works you know it does

commenter
commenter
5 years ago
Reply to  Captain Wack

We always used to say “Surf a cold, sleep a flu.”

Don’t know about Covid.

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
5 years ago

Ohhhh Noooo, sounds like common influenza to me! But really, all you candy ass mf’s wear a mask because you’re definitely a bitch.

Captain Wack
Captain Wack
5 years ago
Reply to  ValiantScorn

Yeah i got a headache i cant go to work today is what it sounds like

surfmom
surfmom
5 years ago
Reply to  Captain Wack

Work being playing in the ocean with a bunch of other adult children. I love when celebrities get COVID and give us plebs a peek into their “struggle”.

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
5 years ago

The link Chas provided is very technical and pretty hard reading, but the important part in easy to read terms is in the Conclusion about 3/4 of the way down.

“Conclusion
Ivermectin is an effective treatment for CoViD-19.
The probability that an ineffective treatment generated results as positive as the 63 studies to date is estimated to be 1 in 1 trillion.”

Then there’s more technical info etc. as well as a few easy to understand things like “early treatment is more successful”.
But in short, the key part of the conclusion of those studies is…

“Ivermectin is an effective treatment for CoViD-19.”

P.S.
The popular reference that Ivermectin is used as a horse de-wormer is like saying that penicillin is only used for bovine mastitis in cows…

exostosis
exostosis
5 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

The link Chas shared is dubious at best. To quote the British Medical Journal “Different websites (such as https://ivmmeta.com/….. have conducted meta-analyses with ivermectin studies, showing unpublished colourful forest plots which rapidly gained public acknowledgement and were disseminated via social media…..This is usually a problem when performing meta-analyses which are not based in rigorous systematic reviews, often leading to spread spurious or fallacious findings.” https://ebm.bmj.com/content…

And best of luck to Kalani, regardless of his choices.

Brutus
Brutus
5 years ago
Reply to  exostosis

just wondering how you see Kalani prepared to take ivermectin , but not vaccinate …..que?

exostosis
exostosis
5 years ago
Reply to  Brutus

20/20 hindsight

Simon Says
Simon Says
5 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

Excellent! This post is spot on! Now I’m ready for some bbq beef & an ice cold beer.

Stick man
Stick man
5 years ago

Ivermectin Generation

big nutz
big nutz
5 years ago

Healthcare in our country is shit; going to a clinic is often prohibitively expensive; one feels like they always need to be on-guard against quacks and pill-pushers.

But the vaccine is fucking free! Just take it! We’re all first-world cunts anyway. Don’t be an asshole, too. It’s okay to take care of yourself and your neighbors. You can be vaccinated and still be batshit crazy. It won’t make you gay. You can be vaccinated and still be a dirty haole surf nazi. No one will take away your conspiracy bona fides.

Davis
Davis
5 years ago

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