Thanks Mick Fanning for majorly contributing to global warming.
Strange days what with former Bachelors and Bachelorettes enticing ultimate surfers, an underground clamoring for Seth Rogen to become King of Malibu and the world’s only anti-depressive surf website taking an honest-to-goodness environmental stand but here we are, living and loving in the time of Coronavirus.
In other apocalyptic news, Hurricane Larry is bearing down on Florida and as fate would have it, San Clemente’s best surfers (save the hot, young sponsored junior and Malia Jones) are bearing down on it too.
Kolohe Andino, Griffin and Crosby Colapinto, Luke Davis and Ian Crane are currently touring the United States with their just-released film Reckless Isolation, a documentation of a surf trip to Indonesia.
Very cool but they may just get a better film chasing Larry up and down the sunshine state. Allegedly #recklessisolarry is trending on Twitter in Florida with hordes of pandemic-crazed surf fans reaching fever-adjacent levels of thrill.
Jamie O’Brien is there too.
Maybe even Ben Gravy.
But back to San Clemente’s hottest. They will be in Orlando, September 9 at The Plaza Live. September 10 drops them to New Smyrna Beach at the Atlantic Center for the Arts (buy tickets as sellouts are common), the greatest place on earth to watch a surf film and September 11 sends them to Jacksonville, find them at Surfer the Bar.
Strange days but very fun ones too.
Thanks Mick Fanning for majorly contributing to global warming.
Global warming. Global cooling. Climate change. Climate the same. Covid mask Covid vax Covid panic. Stoke the fear man. The power trippers love you. They are benevolent. It really is all about your health. They do so care about you. Yes there you go out that on your face. Take this in your arm. Once again now, take it take it take it again. Good boy. Don’t be afraid we will take care of you.
Wring coast my man.
My badge has a badger!
I ron..Ron Ron Ron Ron Ron Ron Ron…) FORGOT the vaxxeeee!(
Why would anyone want a round earther as a friend? Cow juice or not.
Fo shores
You gots to. It’ll leave you in stitches.
I do like that header shot of Kolohe.
I do not. You in Myrtle area or Chs or Beaufort or HH?
Thank god, I was worried a bunch of guys who get to surf the best waves whenever and wherever they want were gonna get skunked while on a “work” trip.
Whats more annoying is that MF was seen at Lowers yesterday and now the question must be asked – how was he able to leave the country? Ahhh Life is so unfair. And why if he could leave did he go there of all places? Maybe Morgs has brought him in as his coach for the finals day
https://uploads.disquscdn.c… One dinosaur suit = 100 surfboards:
With a 9 day waiting period for the “Tug for the Mug” just down the road from their parents homes they might have to follow the swell up to Nova Scotia to stay away long enough to avoid the pain and humiliation of not being involved in the biggest event to have ever taken place in their local area…
First groundswell in a year–6:15am check this morning and windy as fuck, straight onshore closeouts. 500 people on it. Surfing sucks.
Where?
South cackalacky.
i am hearing all sorts of words about GOATs and Sheeples floating around our parts for Señor Larry’s blessings. Just what the world needs!!! Yippee
I thought the theory was that farting dinosaurs caused the global warming that led to the great extinction event. Is Mick related to the dinosaurs? https://www.youtube.com/wat…
did someone said malia jones? me likey
What a blessing. Hurricane Larry was just what they needed to take there minds off not being in the top 5 or surfing for a world title at their home break.
With a collective IQ not much higher than their combined WCT victories, it’s not difficult to keep their minds busy!
The irony of dumb surfers doing smart surfing!
Hurricane Larry?!
I always thought Hurricane Leon carried the show.
https://youtu.be/8GzAmLozd6Y
I hate their freedoms.
The freedom to recklessly spread pandemics to impoverished peoples is truly the White Mans Burden
Are the Chinese considered white now? I agree that they were reckless with Covid. They did however spread it to far more than only the impoverished.