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Latter-day Saint attacked by shark in Florida opens up about life after bite: “The wound is pretty much just a big, yucky scab now.”

Greatest Generation Ever strength.

To have been bitten by a shark, whilst surfing, is a great badge of courage and to remain calm, un-worried, paddle self to beach and remain tear-free even when mother approaches is near Greatest Generation Ever poise but that was Doyle Nielsen who was bitten while surfing at Ponce Inlet in Florida.

The Latter-day Saints organ, Deseret News, recently caught up with the sixteen-year-old Mormon, who hails from Georgia, to both hear is story and see what life is like after bite.

According to Nielsen, he felt the bite though didn’t have time to be scared and calmly paddled to shore where a lifeguard bandaged him up.

His mother happened to be down the beach taking photos of brother Logan but came back when she saw a crowd surrounding Doyle. He calmly informed her that he had been attacked by a shark though, at first, she could not believe him. True enough, though, as evidenced by a “big gash” that needed stitches.

The nasty encounter was captured on film.

Extremely chill.

But what is like after bite? According to Mrs. Nielsen, “He’s doing great. (The wound) is pretty much just a big, yucky scab now. The first couple of days he was in pain, and that wasn’t very much fun. But now he’s having fun. It’s like he’s getting his fun reward.”

Yes, a great badge of courage award.

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shootsthen

That was a crazy video. The ocean seemed like it was teeming with sharks. And even more shocking, the waves looked pretty fun.

James Bickerton

I have decided to create a Musical .

THE HOOK OF MORMON

“In Mormonism, the oath of vengeance (or law of vengeance) was part of the endowment ritual of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (LDS Church). Participants swore an oath to pray for God to avenge the blood of prophets Joseph Smith and Hyrum Smith, who were assassinated in 1844.”

FelipesFrontFoot

Most importantly is his mum as hot as the other young fellas?

Travis Edgar

Jeez that last live commentary with close to 5000 posts sure did suck the wind out of the sails…

Captain Wack

Looks like the local grom that fucked up Filipe

SSD

Not sure which is more played (or should I say “burnt” to sound modern?) out, devil salute or shaka? Will the next generation of smart asses come up with something new or are we stuck with these forever?
Btw- Pete Maguire Dirty Water episode was fantastic! That dude is the shit

Wilbur

…and if you’re over 30 and flip off the camera in pics, well you’re an idiot.

Wiggolly's Paddling Style

Chas you might need to hijack Hobbsy’s Grammarly subscription. This was shithouse mate.

postmeta
janeausten

speaking of Ponces…

Otto

There’s good reason why we have so many Air Force Bases and Naval Air Stations surrounding Utah. If they so much as twitch, …

Stick man

Scab Mag

Lemon Next to the Pie

Scab Grit

Stick man

Beach Mag

DavidC

Phew, lucky God was on his side – an Atheist would have bought it for their disbelief!

James Bickerton

A Hymn for the disbelievers ….
https://youtu.be/muHMqrdYbW8

DavidC

Hallelujah brother!

Gil Gunderson

Haven’t we covered this before? Just keep your arms and legs out of the water and have a hot mum?

ricmatic

I’ll watch it latter

Beef & Beer

Joseph Smith was called a prophet
Dum dum dum dum duumm…

Lemon Next to the Pie

And his wife asked some reasonable questions.
Smart, smart, smart, smart, smart.

Ever see that ‘reaction’ vid of the Mormon chick reacting to that episode?

Beef & Beer

Hahaha
Haven’t seen that vid, but will check for sure haha

Lemon Next to the Pie
Beef & Beer

Great stuff
Hahaha

Lemon Next to the Pie

The look on her face when she gets that ‘smart, smart, …’ bit is golden.

Pauly Matt War-Shore

Do Mormons have to wear their temple garment under their wetsuit? That would be awfully uncomfortable.

Dogsnuts

Farrrrk, he is going to get like 20 wives.

James Bickerton

And a black suit with a badge and Bible

Stanislav Franck

I wonder if he feels honoured to have been the chosen one to get bitten

James Bickerton

Shark bite , like crucifixion …..it’s a doddle ?
Could be worse you could be StabBED ….
https://youtu.be/K6Bw4zyW1ig


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