World’s most graceful surfer Stephanie Gilmore poised to become “greatest of all time” surpassing Layne Beachley, Kelly Slater, with Lower Trestles win!

History in the making.

I mocked, and mocked hard, when the World Surf League rolled out the concept of a super-charged final day, some who-knows-how-many months ago, pitting the top five surfers (both men’s and women’s) against each other for all the glory. Previously, organized professional surfing had hung itself on the tagline “It Takes a Tour to Make a Title.”

Now it takes a day.

Blah blah blah lame blah Gabriel Medina dominant blah blah Stephanie Gilmore.

Speaking of, the current world number four on the women’s side, and roughly 5000 points behind leader Carissa Moore, is in position to make history at Lower, Trestles (likely Sunday) with a win and another crown.

In so doing, Gilmore would vault from seven World Titles to eight thereby passing the great Layne Beachley.

Is Beachley made furious by this potential injustice? This quick changing of the rules?

Unfortunately no, for in a recent Guardian interview she proclaimed, “She’s already referred to as the GOAT. I don’t know how many more times she’s going to have to win before she truly lays claims to that. She’s already the GOAT and I’m not sure another world title will change that at all.”

Whoa.

Is Beachley actually the most graceful surfer in the world?

Possibly.

But back to this one day final nonsense, Pip Toledo scared out of the water, ‘Rissa Moore maybe coming undone by fate and history and Gilmore etc.

Pat O’Connell, architect of this great mess, was right.

We needed this.

It Takes a Day to Win Over Mentally Lazy and Challenged Surf Journalists.

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Travis Edgar
Travis Edgar
5 years ago

Yeah Stephanie….Nanny GOAT!…stephan8!

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
5 years ago

If our Sal doesn’t win I think I might cry.
As much as this whole one day thing goes, it definitely has made for some extra attention on the old msm news here. I have to admit, I’m looking forward to the “drama”.
So maybe PattieO was into something?

Hot stuff
Hot stuff
5 years ago

I just checked out the USA MSM
Gun sales must be thru the roof.
Wake up Antifa, it’s your time again!!
Go Sal, you skinny little fuk factory!!!

Simon Says
Simon Says
5 years ago

From that cover photo Steph looks like she’s releasing something from her kraken!

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
5 years ago

Silvana would whip ’em all at this grovelly soft cali dump that’s only suitable for children, the elderly, learners and kooks, even in the recent (so-called) ‘epic’ (cough cough) 4-6 foot (?) swell…
BRING BACK LIMA ! !

Hot stuff
Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

She always forgets to wax

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
5 years ago
Reply to  Hot stuff

Oh well
Steph always forgets to shave…

Hot stuff
Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

Fun fact
Blondes are hairier than brunettes.
Peer review pending

Hot stuff
Hot stuff
5 years ago

Sage would beat Layne

Mitch
Mitch
5 years ago

She will serve the Broth hot, to be tasted with a hesistant sip.

Capt Sensible
Capt Sensible
5 years ago

Im call bullgrit on this one , obviously the first surfer female male or otherwise to win multiple Olympic gold medals will be the GOAT and will be entered into the history books and aknowledged by the ISA accordingly.

Stick man
Stick man
5 years ago

Tap your head to let us know you’re “Okay”

Stick man
Stick man
5 years ago

Beachley Grit

Stanislav Franck
Stanislav Franck
5 years ago

How sick’s that? As a reward for being the bestest, winningest, stylishest, gracefulest, smilingest, cruisiest, Stephiest surfer ever, you get called a goat. Alongside Nathan Lyon.

Our Steph. The goat.

Stalin
Stalin
5 years ago

If the GOAT tag is awarded to the person with the biggest mouth and ego – then Layne B wins everyday.

astro
astro
5 years ago

Coach,”And ffs don’t go left.”
Staph,”No chance.”

Simon Says
Simon Says
5 years ago

I pose this question: While performing his cruel experiments on his private island (location unknown) did Doctor Moreau ever try to surgically and/or genetically cross a GOAT with a Dike?
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

DavidC
DavidC
5 years ago

I just watched the Dawn Patrol, everybody’s “so excited” & Lowers is “rippable”!

Stick man
Stick man
5 years ago
Reply to  DavidC

Lower Stephles

Urchin Sepsis
Urchin Sepsis
5 years ago
Reply to  Stick man

From cobble stones to Stephing stones.

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
5 years ago

Sally will drink a bowl of Kelly’s homemade bone broth, she might not win but will at least ward off the ‘vid…

Simon Says
Simon Says
5 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

Try some of this:
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Stick man
Stick man
5 years ago
Reply to  Simon Says

popular in Morocco

Return of the Samsung Board
Return of the Samsung Board
5 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

My missus wasn’t impressed when I offered her bone broth last night

Fine! Get the fuckin rona see if I care

Stick man
Stick man
5 years ago

at the Brothel?

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
5 years ago
Reply to  Stick man

Haha “tha broth” used to always come up in a certain friendship crew I had in my younger years.. usually after a tonne of beer and a few bags of courage. Those poor women. I always used to joke, 100 bucks to not do your nuts.. same crew must be suffering under current closures..

Stick man
Stick man
5 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

Beef Broth & Beer

SlickSaintNik
SlickSaintNik
5 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

Kalani’s gone dark again. Guess the ivermectin didn’t work so well…

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
5 years ago
Reply to  SlickSaintNik

Busy shitt’n liquid? Hope he’s doing alright. Nasty business this virus or so I keep hearing.


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