History in the making.
I mocked, and mocked hard, when the World Surf League rolled out the concept of a super-charged final day, some who-knows-how-many months ago, pitting the top five surfers (both men’s and women’s) against each other for all the glory. Previously, organized professional surfing had hung itself on the tagline “It Takes a Tour to Make a Title.”
Now it takes a day.
Blah blah blah lame blah Gabriel Medina dominant blah blah Stephanie Gilmore.
Speaking of, the current world number four on the women’s side, and roughly 5000 points behind leader Carissa Moore, is in position to make history at Lower, Trestles (likely Sunday) with a win and another crown.
In so doing, Gilmore would vault from seven World Titles to eight thereby passing the great Layne Beachley.
Is Beachley made furious by this potential injustice? This quick changing of the rules?
Unfortunately no, for in a recent Guardian interview she proclaimed, “She’s already referred to as the GOAT. I don’t know how many more times she’s going to have to win before she truly lays claims to that. She’s already the GOAT and I’m not sure another world title will change that at all.”
Whoa.
Is Beachley actually the most graceful surfer in the world?
Possibly.
But back to this one day final nonsense, Pip Toledo scared out of the water, ‘Rissa Moore maybe coming undone by fate and history and Gilmore etc.
Pat O’Connell, architect of this great mess, was right.
We needed this.
It Takes a Day to Win Over Mentally Lazy and Challenged Surf Journalists.
Yeah Stephanie….Nanny GOAT!…stephan8!
If our Sal doesn’t win I think I might cry.
As much as this whole one day thing goes, it definitely has made for some extra attention on the old msm news here. I have to admit, I’m looking forward to the “drama”.
So maybe PattieO was into something?
I just checked out the USA MSM
Gun sales must be thru the roof.
Wake up Antifa, it’s your time again!!
Go Sal, you skinny little fuk factory!!!
From that cover photo Steph looks like she’s releasing something from her kraken!
Silvana would whip ’em all at this grovelly soft cali dump that’s only suitable for children, the elderly, learners and kooks, even in the recent (so-called) ‘epic’ (cough cough) 4-6 foot (?) swell…
BRING BACK LIMA ! !
She always forgets to wax
Oh well
Steph always forgets to shave…
Fun fact
Blondes are hairier than brunettes.
Peer review pending
Sage would beat Layne
She will serve the Broth hot, to be tasted with a hesistant sip.
Im call bullgrit on this one , obviously the first surfer female male or otherwise to win multiple Olympic gold medals will be the GOAT and will be entered into the history books and aknowledged by the ISA accordingly.
Tap your head to let us know you’re “Okay”
Beachley Grit
How sick’s that? As a reward for being the bestest, winningest, stylishest, gracefulest, smilingest, cruisiest, Stephiest surfer ever, you get called a goat. Alongside Nathan Lyon.
Our Steph. The goat.
If the GOAT tag is awarded to the person with the biggest mouth and ego – then Layne B wins everyday.
Coach,”And ffs don’t go left.”
Staph,”No chance.”
I pose this question: While performing his cruel experiments on his private island (location unknown) did Doctor Moreau ever try to surgically and/or genetically cross a GOAT with a Dike?
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I just watched the Dawn Patrol, everybody’s “so excited” & Lowers is “rippable”!
Lower Stephles
From cobble stones to Stephing stones.
Sally will drink a bowl of Kelly’s homemade bone broth, she might not win but will at least ward off the ‘vid…
Try some of this:
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popular in Morocco
My missus wasn’t impressed when I offered her bone broth last night
Fine! Get the fuckin rona see if I care
at the Brothel?
Haha “tha broth” used to always come up in a certain friendship crew I had in my younger years.. usually after a tonne of beer and a few bags of courage. Those poor women. I always used to joke, 100 bucks to not do your nuts.. same crew must be suffering under current closures..
Beef Broth & Beer
Kalani’s gone dark again. Guess the ivermectin didn’t work so well…
Busy shitt’n liquid? Hope he’s doing alright. Nasty business this virus or so I keep hearing.