Pretty soon, when you don't die, when you get sucked out the brain's like, “Well, I don't think I'm gonna die because I haven't died the last year.”
If we surfers, we grouchy locals, are all honest with ourselves then we must admit that Laird Hamilton has aged like fine cheese. Complex, pungent, well-ordered. A Gruyere, maybe or a Stilton blue. The big wave icon and coffee supplement scion has done it all. Launched a thousand paddles, conquered heretofore deemed unconquerable swells, made millions of dollars, acted in films and when he speaks it is always well worth a listen.
Thankfully, Men’s Health has just published a wide-ranging interview with the still-handsome 57-year-old. A plethora of topics are duly covered, from XPT training to exercise being a “moving meditation” to the value of extreme heat and cold to staying young forever, but I found his treatise on fear quite profound.
The author mentions the climber Alex Honnold and how, in a recent podcast, he declared he feels like he’s trained his mind to be desensitized to fear. What’s Laird’s take?
I have a theory about that! I saw that part about Alex, and this is my theory: When you’re exposed to danger, that’s a very taxing thing on the system. If every day I put you in front of a bear that was going to eat you, you’d be exhausted. And if I did that to you every day, pretty soon, the body would be like, “Well, I didn’t get eaten. And being scared is taking too much energy. It’s too taxing on the system emotionally and physically. So I’m going to stop being as scared, and see if I still don’t get eaten.”
You eventually get to a point where your system doesn’t have the same response. And somebody looking from the outside would say, “Why is he not scared?” He is! You’ve worked your way to it.
I grew up getting washed out to sea, right? So I’d be stuck in a rip current, and I thought, “I’m gonna die.” And then the next day, I thought, “’I’m gonna die.” After you go out and you get sucked out and you think you’re gonna die for a year straight … pretty soon, when you don’t die, when you get sucked out the brain’s like, “Well, I don’t think i’m gonna die because I haven’t died the last year.”
The restorative power of fear.
Good stuff.
But when was the last time you were properly scared? Oh, I don’t mean about getting caught in some elaborate lie, I mean physically?
Also, what is your favorite cheese?
I’m a Roquefort man, myself.
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Pic: his left arm is not getting the same workout as his right arm.
Fortunately I am not an MVP on Men’s Health and could not read the article where Laird talks about Laird. So I briefly clicked on the slightly homoerotic(not judging) short guy body building article and then realized I need to watch some heteroporn just to clear my head of the visuals.
Thunderbomb, really? Gotta get up to speed on boom politics. Entertainment factor struggling on the BG clickbait
Comte 18 month
Gjetost
Brown Norwegian goat cheese.
They put on top of pasta.
Delish
I remember when that guy got grubbed.
Felt bad for his girlfriend, but that dude was a dipstick.
I believe they were both from Malibu.
how much money did he make anyway?
Gouda, all day long.
Right now Chas. Right fucking now! You ask what my fav cheese is? I say dick cheese in my childish head, giggle to myself, then scroll down here to see Bexy said the same thing. I’M SCARED!!!!
The only thing you have to fear is the authorities
I heard a mechanical drill being used as quietly as possible at 3am on a monday morning outside my front door last week. There was a moment of realisation and then actual horror. Was pretty good.
Had a conversation with a tax agent a week before that. Had a similar feeling.
I love Hard Ons and Dickcheese
https://youtu.be/m9mWXhH1Tmk
Blackie is a big fan of my band.
I think his hearing is about 10%
I’ve never seen Lards ‘toilet water’ advertisement.
But I bet it’s shit in comparison to the 1970’s Old Spice ad with Lopez at Pipe…
Real surfers eat brie.
I like a good string cheese
String cheese is good in theory.
Does roquefort come in a string variety?
Why you gotta name some fuckin cheese half of us have never heard of…let alone eaten? I’m sure it’s very good though as most cheese is. Probably no cheese for Lard unless you’re referencing his SUP antics…but that’s another type of cheese as well.
Fromunda?
Lol. Fupa.
He’s actually 57
“If every day i put you in front of a bear that was going to eat you, you’d be exhausted.”
Bullshit. I’d bring my trusty 30/30 and shoot the son-of-a-bitch right between the eyes. Most fear-inducing circumstances can be alleviated with diligent preparation. Survival 101.
Riding a stationary bike with oven mitts on because said bike is in the sauna is just silly.
Laird isn’t scaird
When Newsome announced his vax mandate for all schoolchildren last week.