The Santa Ana winds are buffeting Southern California, baking the dry land with hot hot heat. Perfect beach weather and many are escaping to the cool Pacific including Hollywood actress and Green Bay quarterback Aaron Rodgers’ fiancée Shailene Woodley.
The Last Letter from your Lover star wowed the paparazzi with her checked green bikini but surfboard watchers were left stunned by her choice of craft.
The culturally appropriated color way Wavestorm.
As you know, the world’s most popular surfboard comes in classic blue and white, less common blue green and white, racially insensitive red, green and yellow.
The “Rasta” is a bold choice on any beach but rolling one out at Malibu, near the very center of modern woke, has been characterized as “radical” and “cancelable-adjacent.”
Rodgers’ Packers are hosting the Pittsburgh Steelers tomorrow and he was unavailable for comment.
The Packers feature yellow and green. The Steelers yellow and black.
Both mostly safe.