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Visual re-enactment of master Shaw being a hero.
Visual re-enactment of master Shaw being a hero.

Chivalrous Australian teenager defends fair lady’s honor by “smacking” shark that gave her unwanted bite, swimming her safely to shore!

Courage.

They say that chivalry is dead but maybe it just moved to Australia for it is in Ocean Grove Beach near Geelong there on the Victorian coast where we lay our scene. Jack Shaw, a teenager, was out swimming with a lady friend Tiarna (like a true gentleman, master Shaw refused to give her surname) when she felt a sudden pain on her calf.

Looking down, she realized she had been given an unwanted bite by a morally prehistoric shark and to think such things happen in 2021 but happen it did and ouch.

Shaw, caring to for his own life, jumped into action.

“I did my best to get it off there, so I was smacking at it, trying to get it off,” he told the local news. “I turned around, it got me on the back and then I said, ‘swim!’ and tried as fast as we could to get back in to shore.”

In my mind’s eye, the smack was delivered via calfskin driving glove.

Peter Hobbs and his wife Diana, a trauma nurse, just so happened to be surfing with his family nearby when they saw the commotion. Their son immediately began paddling over to help them out but was called back by the worried and not entirely chivalrous parents.

Still, they did jettison their surf in order to help, Peter saying, “Di being an ex professional Trauma Emergency Nurse raced into action, Ella (daughter) brought in the boards and I ran back to the beach bag to call 000 … The ambos didn’t take long to arrive but in the mean time Di had all the volunteer helpers organised and the poor ladies leg compressed bandage and ready for the paramedics. The teens were obviously shocked but taken to hospital.”

The young lady had surgery, Jack Shaw is a hero and the Hobbs’ son should be lightly angry that his opportunity to be a hero too was robbed by his meddling parents.

Good instincts though.

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Rick Stout

An unwanted bite? Has there ever been a wanted bite? Trying to be funny but just dumb

Spinafex

I like the way he ordered the shark back out to sea with the command “Swim”

Tomas' silky smooth arms

Really struggling with Italo. I want to like the guy but his IG is so fucked.

Captain Wack
Captain Wack

You could have at least given us some photos Chas… Cmon man you’re not gonna get that job you want at the Wall Street Journal with this kind of work ethic

@surfads

Yes obviously a reward for getting their seventh booster shot, then back to suffer under the tyranny of
living in one of the most peaceful and advantaged representative democracies in the history of humanity

Blade

Pretty sure others are growing weary of silly shark shit on BG too… You guys have fallen behind Stab now in key areas-like actual surfing stories me thinks . shame really

Captain Wack

Better than the silly Whoop shit

Chas Smith

Are you new? Welcome!

Barrelled

Is Peter’s middle name Cedar?

Karl Von Fanningstadt

Two legends talking about the story in the parking lot pre-surf…
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

@surfads

It’s shark defence 101: announce very clearly to the shark ‘i do not consent!’ and then give them a swift boop on the snoot

Gelato Pickle

This story doesn’t conflict with Laird’s estrogen theory.

Picard Madeoff

Hey covid is effecting sharks too as they have less swimmers in the water…SharksLivesMatter!


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