Kaipo and Kelly, post Pipe win. | Photo: WSL

World number one surfer Kelly Slater all but confirms hot rumour the quest for title number 12 has finally overwhelmed his very public vaccine hesitancy, “I’ll see you in Australia!”

"There’s a reason I’m not talking about it that is personal. I do believe that medical privacy is a real thing."

Earlier today, the triple-vetted rumour that Kelly Slater, noted for his public opposition to vax mandates, “has already been vaccinated and may be ready to push through Australia’s green and gold gates with no fuss at all.”

Per reporter Smith’s story, 

“He is number one in the rankings, heading into the Hurley Pro Sunset Beach, with the Australian leg to follow. Students of the game will certainly be aware that the land down under cares not for pedigree, for athletic excellence, in the face of a waning Coronavirus pandemic having recently shamed tennis star Novak Djokovic out of Melbourne for his refusal to “take the jab” but will Slater’s noted ultra-competitiveness, his quest for title number 12, overwhelm his own very public vaccine hesitancy?

“Unbelievable?”

Apparently, not.

“I’ll see you in Australia,” Slater has just told Reuters. “(My vaccination status) is an important question, and there’s a reason I’m not talking about it that is personal. I do believe that medical privacy is a real thing. But I think my answer that I’ll see you in Australia answers that.”

The comments mark a stunning backflip for the world’s greatest athlete whose world title dreams were in tatters only a few weeks ago after Australia’s federal sports minister Richard Colbeck said Slater “has no chance of getting into the country” unless he’s injected with an approved COVID-vaccine prior to arrival.

“I reckon he knows the rules. It doesn’t matter whether you’re a surfer, or a tennis player, a tourist or anyone else, those are the rules. They apply to everyone,” Colbeck said. “I don’t like the chances of him competing in Victoria, and I’d hate to think of what the chances were of him competing in Western Australia.”

The fourth and fifth events on this year’s ten-event tour are Bells and Margarets, April 10 through May 4.

Australia’s vax policies came into sharp relief over the past month following the deportation of world number one tennis player Novak Djokovic.

Novak, who ain’t into COVID vaccines, secured a vax exemption to compete at the Australian Open in Melbourne, which, amid a rising furore from Australians, was quickly cancelled by the country’s PM.

When The New York Times posted the story on Instagram, Slater teed off with the claim Melbourne’s citizens had been brainwashed by its state masters, developing a bond with their captors during six lockdowns totalling 262 days after COVID kicked off worldwide in March 2020.

“Maybe Stockholm Syndrome can now change its name to Melbourne/Australia Syndrome,” wrote Slater. “It’s sad to see the celebrated division by the “virtuous” vaccinated. If you’re vaccinated why are you concerned/worried about anyone else’s status… unless, of course, it doesn’t protect you? Or you’re scared you’ll catch it or upset you had to take the risk of vaccination yourself? So much brainwashed hatred in people’s hearts regardless of vax status.”

Last October, Slater was slammed by the Australian press after launching multiple fronts in the online vaccine war, saying friends have “literally” been killed by vaccines and that he knows more about being healthy than “99 percent of doctors.”

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Keith Grace
Keith Grace
4 years ago

I don’t care what happens this WSL season. There’ll never be a “comeback after all those years to win a title” film like The Occumentary, so…

mike m
mike m
4 years ago

Happy Birthday, Kelly!

https://www.youtube.com/wat…

snapper
snapper
4 years ago

I’ve decided since Dr. Slater knows more than 99% of all Physician’s out there he will now be my new Primary.

Island Hopper
Island Hopper
4 years ago

If Kelly travels to the comps by boat, and never actually paddles into shore, is he actually entering Australia? 😉

Surfy McSurfyface
Surfy McSurfyface
4 years ago
Reply to  Island Hopper

Yep, territorial waters. Australia has a long and proud tradition of redrawing aquatic boundaries to suit our needs. See East Timor and the Sunrise oil fields.

1 of Slater’s bastard children
1 of Slater’s bastard children
4 years ago

Have I been canceled? Too gritty for Beachgrit? Maybe pops will come to my rescue like he has for Rogan and Djokovic. He hates the libs and their cancel culture.

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NEGATRON
NEGATRON
4 years ago

I deleted it Newbie.
Bringing up ones bedrooms antic’s isn’t polite. Work on not being so obvious, it’s funnier that way.

PS don’t be so butt-hurt either, it reeks of desperation.

1 of Slater’s bastard children
1 of Slater’s bastard children
4 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Negatron to the rescue. Thanks for letting me know what’s funny. I struggle with sarcasm. It’s something that some people just don’t get. That’s why I’m on Beach Grit. It has all the news in an unadulterated format.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
4 years ago

I get it, Daddy hasn’t given you enough and lets be honest any attention. But you wont get any here either. Work a little harder and smarter and both Daddy and us here will show you some love.

1 of Slater’s bastard children
1 of Slater’s bastard children
4 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

I crave attention so thanks. This isn’t my job but I’ll work harder at impressing you with my humor in the future. It’s important for me to know your listening/reading and especially gratifying that you’re moderating my posts.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
4 years ago

I sense you’re looking towards me as a replacement Father figure in Kelly’s absence. It will only end in tears and disappointment.

1 of Slater’s bastard children
1 of Slater’s bastard children
4 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Most of my father figures have been a disappointment so I have low expectations, but I’m happy to connect with someone who I can call daddy.

Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
4 years ago

And in other news, John Farnham has just announced his farewell tour.

Gino
Gino
4 years ago

He ain’t wrong about Stockholm syndrome in Melbourne.
Had a mamil pass by me twice on a leafy eastern suburbs bike trail peddling his fat guy around whilst wearing a mask

mundus
mundus
4 years ago

Nah, he still an idiot, just a hypocritical one.

Mista Spakle
Mista Spakle
4 years ago
Reply to  mundus

yep

RQ.
RQ.
4 years ago

some fucked irony in him suddenly pulling the privacy card after constantly blasting his opinions on that very topic to millions of people, telling them how wrong they are about THEIR decisions for months on end.
jackass.

Keith Grace
Keith Grace
4 years ago
Reply to  RQ.

He’s the most unprivate pro surfer in history of mankind by choice.

@surfads
@surfads
4 years ago

“Oh no no no, you simply misheard me. I said I have who friends were literally dying to GET the vax. I know epidemiologists!”

Mista Spakle
Mista Spakle
4 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

ha ha ha ha classic!

disqus_00d1gIXedO
disqus_00d1gIXedO
4 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

He knows more about health than 99% of Dr Pepper drinkers

Ricky Spanish
Ricky Spanish
4 years ago

Shock! AWE! Slater survives deadly vaccine injection!

Gamesta
Gamesta
4 years ago

Medical privacy IS a thing and it’s at his discretion if he wants to talk about it or not.
I didn’t want to get vaxed but I also wanted to se Disturbed so I got my useless vax and went to the pit. I don’t feel any safer for getting the vax and don’t feel you are safer from my getting the vax.

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
4 years ago
Reply to  Gamesta

Oh darling there are much nicer bands to release your subdued homo erotic side to. Hit me up for a playlist, and maybe a play date ☺️
Xox

Chazz Michael Michaels
Chazz Michael Michaels
4 years ago

ANTI-VAX!

BITCOIN!

JOE ROGAN!

PSYCHEDELIC HEALING!

Oh, I won at surfing again! Nevermind.

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
4 years ago

Hahahahaha. Right on.

pilikia
pilikia
4 years ago

The problem with Kelly is he didn’t just say “hey, medical stuff is private, next question”. …he goes off on some pseudo science bullshit about vaccine’s not working and if they did why would people with them care. clearly he knows jack shit about how virus and science works, but isn’t intellectually mature enough to just STFU b/c he’s the great Kelly slater. he’s surfs, that makes him…well, a great surfer. nothing else. it doesn’t give him a pass to be an asshole. i’m glad BeachGrit calls him out on his bullshit.

Mista Spakle
Mista Spakle
4 years ago
Reply to  pilikia

this is it. His haughty blather is insufferable

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
4 years ago

5% Virus
95% Hoax

Otto
Otto
4 years ago
Reply to  ValiantScorn

5% Science
95% Political Science

bob
bob
4 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Ah good to see the feeble minded found a corner to play in.

Otto
Otto
4 years ago
Reply to  bob

You just witnessed a half dozen Democrat governors lifting mask mandates because according to them “the science has changed”. The only science that changed was the political science bc their polling numbers are in the toilet.

disqus_00d1gIXedO
disqus_00d1gIXedO
4 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Where do you live? In America, the virus killed 1 million of us. More than WW2 + our civil war, combined. In a much shorter timespan. POLITICAL SCIENCE might be lifting mask mandates now. But it also fucking WRECKED US when wielded by fucktards who said “all is good” and “inject bleach” and “this china flu will go away as soon as the weather warms up”

Otto
Otto
4 years ago

You did see that John’s Hopkins research study that found lockdowns had no discernable effect on the death rate, right?
If not for Trump using his executive powers to focus government resources you would not have had your vaccines as soon as you did. Even Fauci declared Trump’s promise that a vaccine would be delivered by end of 2020 impossible. As a leader, it’s important to impart calm, even when a storm is brewing.
It’s crazy how you clowns continue to push the false narrative about Trump saying “injecting bleach”. Everyone commonly knows bleach to be a disinfectant, and Trump was using it as an analogy. Further, you obviously don’t know that there is medical grade bleach that doctors DO in fact inject into patients. When Trump said that warmer weather would likely see the China Flu infection rates drop, even disappear, you do realize that it was Fauci who had already given that opinion.
Trump should have fired Fauci when his first lie was evident in April 2020. That mistake is on Trump.
The stats on Covid deaths are so goddamn massaged it’s ridiculous. The fact is, if the government is finally joining reality and recognizing the difference between hospitalizations bc of Covid vs. hospitalizations with Covid, logic dictates that that same delineation MUST be considered for death stats as well.
More “deaths” have happened under Biden. He said he would beat Covid. You dumb fuckers voted for him in part bc of dumb promises like that. Trump actually delivered on his promise for the vaccine.

disqus_00d1gIXedO
disqus_00d1gIXedO
4 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Bla bla bla. Where do you live, who fucking really suffered, and how? Did poor Otto have to wear a mask and not go buy shit in public spaces? What a poor, anti-freedom existence! Where I live and work and serve, lots of people died. I ain’t ascribing their deaths to one political party or the other. But your fucking take is fucking foolish and privileged and built upon politics. Left, right, up, down, Obama or Reagan..I don’t play there. But I will 100% say that Trump was, is, and will forever be the con-man of all con-jobs. If you lived in America you might be confronted with the reality of this instead of the fantasy

Otto
Otto
4 years ago

Bullshit you don’t play there. “Privileged”?! Who fucking uses that word so much so that it has nearly lost all meaning, like “racist”.
I live in America.
The reality of what? Death? Death has been all around us everyday since time immemorial. You just didn’t care to notice. It is a part of life. Thousands upon thousands of people die every single day, for a myriad of reasons. You act like no one would have died these past two years if it were not for Covid. Fact is, a large percentage of those who died WITH or BECAUSE Covid had comorbitities. That’s fact. They were just as much at risk of stroke, aneurysm, heart attack, organ failure etc. causing death.

My take is reality. Your take is politics. You proved it as soon as you brought up the word “privilege” ya fucking dink.

“work and serve”?
Serve in the military?
Serve at a restaurant?
Serve as a medic?
Serve how?

Otto
Otto
4 years ago

“who fucking really suffered, and how?”

Democrat policies have forced children to suffer most. A disgusting collusion between the Democratic Party and Teachers Unions has lead to immeasurable amounts of suffering and harm that will play out for the he rest of these kids’ live you insufferable cunt. An entire generation with mental issues, speech development problems, social interaction problems, suicide rates through the roof and on top of that, a fucked up agenda hell bent on convincing kids they’re either oppressor or oppressed. It’s not about me. I’m an adult who can tell the powers that be to fuck off. Children don’t have that luxury.

Occ Topus
Occ Topus
4 years ago

Of course Kelly will do the CT this year, ostensibly for a 12th world title, which even he knows he’ll never achieve. The Pipe win has placed him back in the limelight, where he craves to be. There is much attention to be garnered! How can such a blatant narcissist resist the call?

Craven Morehead
Craven Morehead
4 years ago
Reply to  Occ Topus

He’s got problems

Gwen Walz’s Eyes
Gwen Walz’s Eyes
4 years ago

I’ll take his problems no problem #kalani #wakawaka

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago

#beachenchiladas

Or was it quesadilla?
Churros???

I can’t keep track.

Abscessed Llama
Abscessed Llama
4 years ago
Reply to  Occ Topus

Yes but he’s is sitting in the pole position. SOLO! (Slater Only Lives Once)..

Gadoot
Gadoot
4 years ago

I hear Australian truckers are organizing.

Surfy McSurfyface
Surfy McSurfyface
4 years ago
Reply to  Gadoot

They’ve been organised for years. Organised in trafficking illegal substances.

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
4 years ago

To get number 12 on his 10th retirement year would really be something.

Occ Topus
Occ Topus
4 years ago
Reply to  Sean Connery

Yes it would. It’s also less likely than him growing a full head of hair.

Gwen Walz’s Eyes
Gwen Walz’s Eyes
4 years ago
Reply to  Occ Topus

Only issue is Trestles. He needs to be ranked #1 and he needs a 6′ swell

Abscessed Llama
Abscessed Llama
4 years ago

If he gets that close. Surely the Woz will bend space and time to help perpetuate that conclusion..

Gwen Walz’s Eyes
Gwen Walz’s Eyes
4 years ago

Kelly didn’t seem to need much help at heaving 10′ Pipe.

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
4 years ago

Would the WSL want Slater to win? That would be two reigning world champions in a row that would retire leaving the throne vacant. It wouldn’t be a great look!

Elo's Stool
Elo's Stool
4 years ago

I bet his birthday party was weird.

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
4 years ago
Reply to  Elo's Stool

I wonder would he take it personally if you didn’t keep blowing smoke up his ass and calling him the greatest? Kanye seems to feel insulted if you don’t acknowledge his genius! Do you think Sean Vollard was invited?

Abscessed Llama
Abscessed Llama
4 years ago

What would have been the gift Sean had given him?

Urchin Sepsis
Urchin Sepsis
4 years ago
Reply to  Elo's Stool

culty vibes

Mapski
Mapski
4 years ago
Reply to  Urchin Sepsis

Purple Nikes and bunkbeds.

Mista Spakle
Mista Spakle
4 years ago
Reply to  Elo's Stool

that picture is really something. What kind of man wants that kind of crap/poses fo a picture w it?

Hippy
Hippy
4 years ago

How sad, the great country of Oz only has two tour stops, both venues dogshit?

SectionSB
SectionSB
4 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

Wheres my surf report!!

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
4 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

For how big we are we really do have shitty waves, sad.
Xoxox


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