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Man made famous for wandering beaches dressed as Grim Reaper in order to warn sunbathers that they were about to die from Covid to run for attorney general of Kelly Slater’s home state Florida!

Extreme activism.

What times we live in, what wild unprecedented times. There, in the skies over Australia, surfers are becoming heroes. There, in Southern California a surf journalist is being lauded, or at the very least examined, by The New York Times. And there, in Kelly Slater’s Florida, the Grim Reaper is running for the state’s attorney general.

Oh not the real Grim Reaper, I suppose, but rather a lawyer who dressed up like the Grim Reaper and wandered Florida’s beaches, at the tail end of the Covid-19 pandemic, in order to warn sunbathers that they were still about to die and/or kill others.

Per local news reports:

Daniel Uhlfelder made the announcement by tweeting a campaign video where the Santa Rosa Beach lawyer calls himself a lifelong activist. In the video, Uhlfelder lists his public advocacy, which included organizing the removal of a confederate flag that was flown outside a Walton County courthouse.

His most recent example of activism thrust him into the national spotlight. Uhlfelder strutted along Jacksonville Beach prior to the Fourth of July weekend decked out in the black robes of the Grim Reaper — he even included the scythe. The reason he said was to spread awareness that Florida is still battling the coronavirus despite the state’s phased reopening at the time.

“Floridians deserve an attorney general who actually wants to do the job of an attorney general, not be the governor’s personal attorney,” Uhlfelder said in his campaign video.

Uhlfelder is a graduate of Stanford University and the University of Florida College of Law. As an attorney, his law firm’s website says he specializes in real estate law, divorce, foreclosures and family law.

Do you think Kelly Slater is registered to vote in Florida?

Hawaii?

Australia’s Gold Coast?

More questions than answers.

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Hippy

Rodney on the Rocks.

Magnum

Socal in the 90s: KLOS 6am to noon. KROQ noon to 10pm. KLOS after 10pm for Jim Ladd…

Otto

Headsets with Jim Ladd were legendary.

Magnum

So epic. You could always count on a esoteric selection of Pink Floyd, Zeppelin and the Doors to work its way in.

Magnum

Proof that the mentally ill can graduate law school and pass the bar.

PacificNorthPest

Stanford to UF Law? Someone didn’t fill their potential …

The Limey

Nice casual book plug in there Chas.
I’m waiting for the subliminal messaging plug next, although it’ll never work on me.
I’m my own person that’s why the last book I bought was Blessed Are The Bank Ro… oh shit!

channelbottom

Would the term ‘irony’ apply, if this chap ended up with sunburnt legs because they weren’t covered by his costume robe?

Could we interest Ms Morissette in a new lyric?

Magnum

No, that would not be irony. Making it a perfect fit for Ms. Morissette’s song.

toaster redux

Vote early and vote often

AI (for ever) .

Ha, Ha

20 mule team

There’s no way that grandstanding, posturing, narcissists would have an interest in politics. Never even heard of such a thing.

Ricky Spanish

Florida is God’s waiting room, why not employ the grim reaper in an official capacity?

Gil Gunderson

Could swear I saw this guy at Scar Reef one day. Pretty sure he was laughing at me too

@surfads

Cool, but he’s no Vermin Supreme https://m.youtube.com/watch…

channelbottom

I smell a potential League here.

World Grim Reaper Impersonation League.

Someone needs to get on this to REAP the profits from the the new VAGRI crowd who are itching to learn.

(BTW I’ve helpfully highlighted the pun I made, to further enhance your enjoyment of the humour.)

Stick man

Beach Grim

NEGATRON

Beach Rim

Gil Gunderson

Bleached Rim

Fuck. Too far hey…

NEGATRON
Gil Gunderson

Thanks for the encouragement Negs. Inspiring.

channelbottom
Uneducated

I think he needs to redirect his message…maybe his attire would more suit a “you’re gonna die of skin cancer” message

Imagine this poor bastard if the likes of otto, valiant and bexy got hold of him?

bob

He’d get a stern talking to, that’s for sure, pussies.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

Chas, when do you start on the next book? Need to keep you occupied from dropping 3 to 5 of these a day. And this dude will lose b/c he actually cares and isn’t bought out, and it’s FL.

Chas Smith

Already started!

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

Co-authored with Makua Rothman?

PacificNorthPest

I’m on the North Shore right now, happy to broker an agreement

disqus_00d1gIXedO

his platform is far out pacing the fucking DeSantis guy running that place now, in my opinion

longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved

he seems nice

AI (for ever) .

i think he would fit in well on Kirra hill watching the mud sliding!

Uneducated

Spectator no way…that think is Taylor made for competitive mudsliding

He just needs a helmet to protect himself from parko

channelbottom
channelbottom

New forensic analysis of video evidence shows that Porko is a man of peace despite all allegations. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

So I’ve been doing it wrong all this time. No wonder why.

Waterproof Polo

I thought that was the international sign of “feeding the horse”..

channelbottom

You might want to keep that sort of perversion on the QT, num’sayin?


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