Kingly.
We all know that the world’s greatest surfer Kelly Slater is not a poor man. With a beachfront Hawaiian home, vigorously protected with illegal burritos, and a jet-fuel spewing on-the-go lifestyle, it is assumed that the 11x champion is “well-off.”
How well-off?
In an astounding piece detailing Slater’s long career, various business ventures, music and television career, turn as an author, Money Inc. reports:
According to Celebrity Net Worth, Kelly Slater’s net worth is $35 million. He has made his money from surfing competitions, and he has also made money from sponsorship deals and various other ventures. His business interests include apparel, surfwear, surfboards, beverages, and indoor wave pools.
$35 million, oooooeee! That’s enough to save a nice chunk of the rainforest, if one cares about that sort of thing. But where will this vast fortune go when the curtains finally close? Well, Money Inc. also reports:
Kelly Slater has been in a relationship with Kalani Miller for more than 15 years. They are not yet married, but plan to wed in the future, says The Net Line. Kelly and Miller have no children together, but Kelly has a daughter, Taylor, from a previous relationship who was born in 1996. Although he maintains a home in his birthplace, Cocoa Beach in Florida, Kelly Slater now has homes in Hawaii and Los Angeles.
$35 million, whoa!
If you had that sort of filthy lucre, what would you do?
Help Kelly live his best life as he is wont to make poor aesthetic choices.
Illegal burrito.
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He earnt good on him , lets see a story on the likes of old Nat Youngs wealth or any of those dodggy 1970s shapers , 150 bucks a board had some one ghost shape a few thousand of them if you were lucky , yet havent had a job in over 40 years and all own prime coastal land mmmm must have been something in the resign eh bonzer ?.
You wish
Will you groom a 50 year-old like me?
Get a comb
I have long so I’ll bring a brush.
Well folks it’s been a whole week since its release and my retirement age parents are still yet to inform me of Make or Breaks existence. It’s a small victory but I’ll take it.
I’d buy BG and have $34,941,992 leftover.
Couldn’t be fucked with the cash – good on him, milking the machine for 30+ years and we’ve all contributed to it.
What genuinely makes me happy about this is that HE’S HOLDING A BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE not some fucking redbull can, (or purps).
Negs need to create a translator badge for you bc try as I might, your comments more often than not leave me scratching me dome in confusion.
A house down the coast would be nice.
You must keep in mind though, seaside towns have been absolutely fucked by wannabe rich cunts and their property speculation. All the good rough edges have been replaced with AirBnB rentals with a parade of Euro SUVs and big ugly Duel Cabs to fill every carpark.
Probably should have retired after pipe.
But ill cheer him from the rooftops if he wins the whole thing. Cant see it happening at trestles though.
You watch, He’ll take Elo’s job as a retirement option.
So what is the astounding twist?
BS headlines, 21st century journalism sinks to new lows.
Age is irrelevant.
How many recycled board shorts can be made out of a 35 million dollar net?
… easy. A luxuriant bouffant befitting the King (of rock ‘n’ roll) – ELVIS.
Nah, you’re way off. smh Come on wayout,….the dude just can’t stay away. Watching people who can’t/never did talking about him while he still does makes me sick.
Why are people so jealous of success? smh It’s so disgusting!
Celebrity net worth websites are useless.
Kelly would be worth $100mil+
His greatest sale being his wavepool which he sold a lemon to the WSL.
Somehow though the wavepool is WSL’s best performing asset.
Pretty sure Kelly also has a pad on the Gold Coast, maybe Avalon still,
The guy is loaded
We pirates aarrr not about to do that
Definitely there’s something wrong here… “only” $35m after 100 years on CT ?!?
NO WAY !! Gabriel Medina already have $50m in “only 10 years or less than 10 years . The goat need a new financial advisor urgently .
He should get in touch with the Wright’s, they know a great book keeper
Pay attention.He said that he plans to wed ‘in the future’.
Heavily invest in Outerknown time machines ASAP is my advice.
I’d invest about 30 million of it in sending out promotional stickers for fake companies, to all my friends.
He would have more money if he just put his spono money in a savings account at Wells Fargo
money well spent CB, I laughed my ass off when that swag arrived.
The perfect reception. Stay in touch.
that’s sound vision right there, next batch can i be your friend…
Fo shizzle!