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World surfing champion John John Florence just spent $US2,995,000 buying his childhood home at Pipeline for his mama Alex and it’s next door to Kelly Slater!

It's the feel-good story of the year!

The story of the Florence family, single mama Alex and her three boys, John John, Nathan and Ivan, is as good as it gets. 

Back in 1986, sixteen-year-old Alex, from Ocean Grove, a Christian seaside community, in New Jersey and the sweetest of sixteens, told her parents she was going to the North Shore and asked if they’d, like, mind, driving her to La Guardia airport.

The surfing thing had been in her head ever since she was 12 and she was soaking her brain every day in surf movies like Beyond Blazing Boards and riding skateboards all over town and surfing in oversized wetsuits.

One day Alex was sitting in the room of one of her pals watching surf vids on the portable television set with the giant video cassette recorder hooked up and said: “I’m going to be one of those girls!”

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With a backpack and a skateboard and a couple of c-notes in her purse, the lil blonde teenager landed in Honolulu, walked out to the Nitmiz and just stuck out her thumb. She stepped off in Haleiwa where another gal, who was 19 but seemed so worldly, picked her up and said,

“Say, girl, do you need a job?”

Uh, yeah.

Well, we’re filming this movie, North Shore and…”

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Do what I did and download the movie and check out the Halloween party scene 20 minutes in. Sure is a scene. Laird Hamilton is in lycra pants and his bare torso is painted in purple and lime zinc. A bearded Gerry Lopez is the Hui leader Vince, sullen, supping beers and looking evilly serene in a red bomber jacket and yellow tee. And, there, but don’t blink, is Mom John squeezing past the female lead Kiani and the Arizona wave pool champ Rick Kane. Yep, that shoulder length tangle of permed blond hair in the leopard skin lycra is the same gal who, five years, later would birth the first of three remarkable kids.

But, this is 1986, and ain’t there some partying to do! The set of North Shore, which also starred eighties surf star Rob Page and perennial icon Mark Occhilupo, is a 21-day bender.

Three weeks ends too fast and Alex needs a place to crash and a job. She scoops up a room at Velzyland, just south of Sunset, and the most Hawaiian of the North Shore’s beachfront neighbourhoods. Fifty bucks a month for her room and Alex becomes one of five gals on the North Shore that actually surfs

And, yeah, V-Land is tough but the heavies take a liking to this tiny blonde thing, this little sister from the mainland. Back then, the gnarliest cat was a guy called Junior Boy Moepono, 150-plus kilos of Polynesian threat. And, for whatever reason, Junior kept a protective arm around Alex.

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Later, Alex’d move to Kauai for a year, setting up at Hanalei Bay, right where the Irons kids grew up and then she’d take off to Bali for six months. Australian surfers taught her how to ride a motorbike in Poppies Lane. She hopped a boat to Lombok for a while and then did the 24-hour bemo-ferry run to G-Land where she got so lit up by malaria she had to call her parents to get flown home.

But, do you think little Alex can live in Ocean Grove?

Chasing money and more adventure, Alex grabbed  a cruise shop waitress gig with a gal pal who happened to a beauty who’d just won the Miss San Antonia beauty pageant. Her friend brought along her boyfriend and together they cruised the Caribbean.

Soon, more adventure. This time Europe as a backpacker. The couple had split back on the cruise ship and Alex and the guy travelled to Europe, strictly as pals. Separate beds. Totally on the level.

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But, then, one night in Austria.

A few drinks.

Laughter.

Stumbling into the cold night.

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One night.

One night in 1990 and the creation of John John Florence, named after the American president’s little boy, the kid who bravely saluted his Dad’s coffin in front of millions of Americans. Yeah, that’s a name that  has strength, that has courage.

The partnership didn’t work. How could it? Three little boys. Ain’t a lot of cash in the house they rented at Rocky Point. Dad soon disappeared into the penal system.

Alex remembers driving in her ancient Valiant, the ex-husband gone, John, five, Nathan, three, Ivan, a baby at one-and-a-half, looking over at her little boys and saying: “What do you guys want to do? We don’t have to do anything or be anywhere? We can stay out til 10:30! We can go to thrift stores!”

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Alex took her kids everywhere and despite what y’might call a massive hand break, felt this sudden freedom. A total freedom. She took them everywhere. And that summer after the Dad split Alex packed up the house and with her three little ducklings that followed her everywhere, flew to Bingin in Bali where she knew a local family who’d let ’em stay in their warung, cheap.

Sure, she didn’t have much money, but here they were living on 10 dollars a day, and they stretched out their resources ($1200) for a sublime four months. Little Ivan, who was just over two then, had broken his leg on the trampoline before they’d split but Alex was cool, she just carried her kid everywhere.

Back on the Shore, Herbie Fletcher, a pioneer of jetskis in the surf, was towing John John into bombs when he was seven. Here they were, back at Rocky Point, just one house back from the sand, funded by taking in up to 10 boarders at a time, squeezing ’em into three bedrooms. Alex’d let floorspace for $250 a month. Whatever it took.

They built a half-pipe in the yard. Magazines British Vogue, US Vogue and Elle couldn’t help themselves when they heard about this gorgeous solo surf mom and her shaggy haired boys. Alex felt like she had a guardian angel. No money, but she was on the beach, was feeding her three boys and, well, you tell me that this ain’t the life.

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Meanwhile, Alex was studying for her degree in English literature at the University of Honolulu. And, this is where it gets real good. Alex says that if you saw the size of her student loans, which she’s only just paid off, you’d think she was the “gnarliest surgeon ever.”

But, her gig was using her loans to support the family, to raise the kids. She didn’t want to leave her kids with just anybody. So she went to school at nights and took in boarders. Yeah, sometimes dinner was corn flakes, but  the kids were playing outside in the sun and were getting pushed (or towed) into waves by a role call of surfing icons including Nathan Fletcher, Danny Fuller, Kala and Kamalei Alexander, Herbie Fletcher and Pete Johnson.

Jamie O’Brien, too, but he was always a little crazy and’d sometimes throw dog shit at the kids. But, he also got John into contests and pushed into waves during his first-ever heat, aged four.

And, it wasn’t all surf. 

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Nathan, a smart kid, would gobble up whatever lit books Alex threw at him, from Bukowski to Tom Wolfe. He’d mow through a thousand-page volume in one day.

Still, these were, are, ballsy little kids. Alex has lost count of how many times she’s thrown a bleeding kid in the car and hot-dogged it to emergency. John’s broken “almost everything”, his neck, his back, legs, wrists, arms, ankles. Ivan earned 55 stitches in his  face (rogue fin) after he paddled into a 25-footer that would later be nominated for the Billabong XXL wave of the year.

Eventually, they were squeezed out of the house by a sale, an owner moving back, whatever it was, Alex can’t remember.

So Alex and John John, now 10 but mature beyond his years, ’cause he’s seen some shit out there on the Shore and he knows what it’s like to live on nothing, were walking down the street that runs parallel to the beach and talking about the situation, saying stuff like, “Oh man, what are we going to do now?”

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And, as they’re walking, there’s this little beach house, just on the corner of where they live now, and Alex, being Alex, sees this car in the driveway, looks at John, who nods, and they walk right up to the owner, their brown faces break into gazillion watt smiles, and they say, “How about it?”

Ain’T A Bad Place To Live Out Your Harvest Years.

And, suddenly, they’re at Pipe.

And, now, twenty years later and for five thousand bucks under three-million dollars, her little boy John, who is now a few weeks from turning thirty, has given his mama, this brave woman who moved out to the North Shore and who created the lives that has made the boys who they are, the gift of their childhood home.

(In other real estate news, John has been examining a real big hunk of dirt near the polo field there in Mokuleia. Ticket price ain’t cheap, eight million dollars.)

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Jay Kohn

Nothing wrong with a positive feel good article that is based on a real life experience. Interesting and inspiring to many I’d think!!

The Bitchy Crab

Oh, what’s the savage real story?

Eesha Williams

I recommend Vermont. I bought my house for $115,000. In Santa Cruz (where I lived for five years) the identical house would cost $2 million. Mine is on a half-acre lot but I can walk out the back door and hike for 20 miles through forest without seeing another house. My wife and I saved enough money to travel for eight months this year — Australia, Indo, Nepal, Central Coast Calif., etc. Not having kids helps.

Sean Connery

Not having a job does as well

Eesha Williams

had a job for 30 years — taking 8 months off

SectionSB

Contemplating VT. or Ore. Visted Montpelier a few years back. Prices jacked for a bit after pandemic, but seem to be settling down. Got some family in Plainfield. I like the politics there as well. Not the cold tho…….

Eesha Williams

I love splitboarding and winter hiking. You should not feel cold if you’re dressed properly (no cotton anywhere, face mask, ski goggles), drinking enough water, eating enough healthy food, etc. Enjoy.

SectionSB

Yupz!! I grew up on the east coast, Conn. Too close to coast for consitent snow tho….mostly messy half n half……galoshes, chewing on my mittens for water, come in 3x a day to dry out….ride down the Big Hill on anything that wasnt bolted down. Good training tho!!
Generally wet in summer and slushy in winter.

Eesha Williams

Bill Gates said if he had $2 left he’d spend $1 on PR.

JSC

“Here they were, back at Rocky Point, just one house back from the sand, funded by taking in up to 10 boarders at a time, squeezing ’em into three bedrooms. Alex’d let floorspace for $250 a month”

Completely illegal, of course – but many people on the North Shore rent out illegal space.

That’s why there are so many people there with no legal places to stay.

Capt Sensible

Alex is Trevor Robbo,s lifestyle guru.

Occ Topus

You have my sympathy. I too was priced out of the beach community I lived in for three decades, and watched sadly as the soul was sucked away, in proportion to the skyrocketing prices. It turned out to be a blessing in disguise. We abandoned SoCal for the islands, found our piece of paradise, and have been warmly accepted by the locals. Hopefully you find your greener pastures. Seems like a tall order on Oahu.

Abscessed Llama

Rory?

Occ Topus

Haha… no.
Rory is on Kauai; I’m on Big Island. I’ve met him, however. My girlfriend and I had dinner with Rory and his wife once, while on Kauai.

Occ Topus

Email sent.

Low wide stinkbug stance

Its obnoxious isnt it. I mean every single woman living in byron or san diego or margaret river has the same story except their kids weren’t so good at surfing.

The Bitchy Crab

Haha,
The north shore clearly chewed you up and spat you out.
Don’t be so bitter, not everyone has what it takes to be accepted

tim_nelsen

rainbow…pot of gold…unicorn…sign my ass up!

Huli Opu

Haha Troll, don’t back down. As JP notes, this fluffed puff piece is just regurgitated from a 2016 Stab article by Rielly. Your keen take on another blond bimbo from Jersey who paid her way to Hawaii with funds from bikini contests and the patronage of various “generous” suitors throughout her first years on the north shore is spot on. There were good reasons why Bob Lee fired her from Pizza Bob’s and Steamers. If it weren’t for JJ’s preternatural talent (love that word; has as many syllables as Teahupo’o) she would be just another transplant whose bloom faded and returned to the east coast.

And hey Rielly – facts matter: VLand is north of Sunset, not south and there is no University of Honolulu.

And garans somebody will be all habut about my comments so here’s a hearty fuck off in advance.

NEGATRON

Signed. Anonymous North Shore habut troll.

Huli Opu

At least use the word correctly Negs. Now go kick your dog, have some coffee, yell at some clouds and snake some shitters.

NEGATRON

I’ll do all that bar kick the dog.

I do chuckle and wonder just how far removed you are from your hard man enforcer of the North Shore role here.

Huli Opu

Oh fuck right off you loser. You know well that I’ve never posed as such.
My invitation still stands for you to come here and you can find out for yourself.
Until then, shut the fuck up and troll someone else.

NEGATRON

You’re the first to pull others up and harp on about morals.
I just wonder if you’d post that comment if your real name was attached to it.
I gotta go snake some shitters now.
Oh and for sure I’d knock on your door for a surf when I return to North Shore.
Likewise an invitation to you here.
Cheers Matt McCrory
123 Station rd, Hapuku. Kaikoura 7371

Huli Opu

Thanks Negs. I’ll be there March 15 -20 for the SailGP in Christchurch. I’ll send you an email early March.

NEGATRON

Ah cool event.Good time of the year.

channelbottom

“snake some shitters”

GET BARRELLEDED!

Occ Topus

Easy there, Bruddah Huli. This is an uncharacteristic venting of spleen, no? As for me, I’d meet you in person… you can get my email addy from CB. Either on Oahu or here at Ka’awaloa. Aloha.

Huli Opu

Nah Occ. Negs had no reason to post a childish reply with his usual refrain of “anonymous commenter hiding” . It’s the standard post he makes when anyone disagrees with him or has the olos to correct his overlord’s misstatements. His thin skin does not make for good moderation.
Truth is truth and despite Neg’s bullshit assertion that I’m the first to pull others up harping on “morals”, my post speaks for itself and I stand by it.

Huli Opu

Gotta admit Occ, little disappointed and butthurt that you upvoted Neg

Occ Topus

I don’t pull my punches, amigo, and feel that your assessment of MomJohn is harsh. We all make our mistakes in life and also do what’s necessary to survive. My outsiders view of Alex is that she seems to have done relatively well as a single mom raising three boys.

In the larger picture of BG and internet forums, I’ve found over many years that people in real life are VASTLY different than what they portray online. Previously having spent much time on mountain biking and mountaineering forums, I’ve had the opportunity to meet and spend time with numerous people. What we encounter online is usually only a tiny facet of a complex whole.

NEGATRON

Well said and so true on both fronts.

Occ Topus

In addition…
Negs is as he is, and a known quantity (i.e. predictable). Sometimes, and in common with others here, his replies don’t warrant responses. I’m surprised to see you descend to ad hominem insults, normally being so articulate.

NEGATRON

Funny how those little up and down arrows do that to us on an emotional level. We’re a funny old bunch us Humans.

Huli Opu

Tried to post my contact info here but somehow got deleted

tim_nelsen

seen the movie Triangle with Melissa George? “it’s all a dream…”

was in college in norcal, a rather bohemian subset of creatures from further down below…learning earth science…when winging the way thru the cow fields i stumbled upon a teepeed shape shroom in a freshly laid pie…digested it and entered the auditorium for a slide show on the wonders of volcanoes in Hawaii…enviro geology. made a drastic career change and moved over…growing at that time was sustainable until it wasn’t…48 years have passed…it wasn’t a bad dream…more of just a walkabout…

My parents didn’t know what I was reading as a teen, but I can’t believe Alex would let the boys read anything by Bukowski. Jamie O tossing shit?

seen the movie “It’s Boy’s Life?” me neither…but the current casting call is in Santa Cruz and the surf will be filmed at The Humbodlt Harbor Entrance. Those selected will be bussed north, paraded around town, offered their last meal,,,they will surf at night with glow sticks and culled out…

the movie will be entitled: Cattle Call

Low wide stinkbug stance

I know a bit about rocks, you hiring?

tim_nelsen

suggested contacts: Human Resources Director Mr. Dick Knobblock (aka Nobby) and/or Content Director Erica Logan (aka Cobbles)

Low wide stinkbug stance

Oh well back to drilling holes.

tim_nelsen

water wells, reinforcement pilings, crude, and/or lat/vert extent of impact from a hazmat release? beats diggin ditches?

Low wide stinkbug stance

Lets put it this way, i got patagonia to send me a bunch of big oil dont surf stickers for the lols. Still not game to put one on my hard hat though.

tim_nelsen
Low wide stinkbug stance

That’s some piece of ppe.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

Love Humboldt. Great town. Great waves. Sketchy sharks. Sketchy street people. Not a fan of 5x overhead Harbor Entrance–no thanks! Granted this was back in the 1990s. Sure it’s changed since then.

tim_nelsen

probs not so much, except the campus has alot more ‘safe spaces’ but the harbor on an outgoing tide is always a big flush!

Occ Topus

Thank you, Captain Positive.

Crazy Lary

Some things are better told by the people who experienced those things. Respect the living. I’m a lot happier after reading this story. And I appreciate the Florence family more than ever. I’d probably be a little turned off by them if they were rich from the start. I wish I could by my mom her house. Great article. Family is gold when loved. Pure as the sunrise after the rain, with the warmth of summer days. Aloha

John Non John

Hey John John, please buy a beach house for NonJohn next

disqus_00d1gIXedO

Wasn’t the father set to publish his own tell-all? I seem to remember some cutting edge reporting on the matter from you, DR.

The Bitchy Crab

Part one, here. https://beachgrit.com/2014/…

The Bitchy Crab

And, part two! https://beachgrit.com/2020/…

Chazz Michael Michaels

Original reporting? First published elsewhere?

paulo de tarso

Sustainable sockless 11th world title eternal 12th world title wannabe bald guy, looking to his new neighbors…

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Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

So you’re saying John John and Ivan aren’t smart?

Sean Connery

My parents always tell me how smart my sister is. They never say I am not smart though.

tim_nelsen

what about the hazings they all received? not that anyone would read or care that…


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