Stoke-ed for the win.
When you finally come into your own, riches flowing, public adequately appreciating what you have long known (i.e. that you are great) what is the very first thing that you will do? Buy mother a home? Boring. Buy girlfriend a fancy car? Environmentally unchill. Children a future? The world is officially ending in 2033.
Self a museum?
Well here we go.
And Italo Ferreira, world’s first Olympic surfing gold medalist, World Surf League champion, inspiration for the just-around-the-corner Final’s Day has, once again, shown the way. Examine a recent clip of the Brazilian star skateboarding around the Museu de Italo Ferriera.
Here you can find Ferreira contest trophies, Ferreira contest singles, photographs blown large of Ferreira in various states of iconic victory.
And nothing else because there is, also, nothing else at the Picasso Museum in Barcelona except Picasso. Nothing else at the Andy Warhol Museum in Pittsburgh except Andy Warhol.
Progressive.
Now.
The future (ending 2033).
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I’m surprised he wasn’t wearing one of those Billabong shirts with his face on it
NonJohn rooted for a Brazilian team on BattleBots last night. They seemed nice, lost in the semis.
Bet your ass this is every single pro’s dream, instead of having a couple 2nd place trophies gathering dust above the fireplace.
Can only imagine what the KS shrine looks like!
Would you even keep a second place trophy?
Stern reminder you can do better.
Now museum…now you don’t.
Ha!
What a relief to have an end date
Will the AI museum aglomerate large lines?
for the Coke machines?
Trumpian in fact he might steal the idea. But you will have your very own presidential library, sir. I don’t want a library. I want my own branded museum like The Italo has.
along those same lines, presidential…include some of his enscribed memoirs? How ’bout Ms. Ferriera’s shoe collection?
Looks pretty rad if you ask me. On yersel, Italo.
Needs more flair…despite his achievements he hasn’t been around thaaat long to open a museum. It’s more like an ego-man-cave…
TOTALLY a man cave
What I miss? What happens in 2033?
Stay present. You don’t wanna know…
Mature
Imagine the strength of power wanks in the reflection of those framing jobs.
I would know.
C’est mon travaille!
more or less de-knobbing?
MARBLE FLOOR AND FRICTION COEFFICIENT TEAM UP TO VICIOUSLY ASSAULT PLAY BOY WORLD CHAMPION SURER IN OWN SOUTH AMERICAN HOUSE IN PLAIN VIEW OF FILMING FRIEND.
It sure doesn’t look like a museum.
More like one of (top-gun surf journalist) Derek’s many oceanfront apartments.
Though with different trophies…
Is that what they call dildos in the Land of the Great White Cloud?
plugs are apparently a big hit…if you read the mainstream…
Beef n Beer squeezes more tits per month than a Hooters’ waitress’s favorite bra
The same interior designer as Saul Goodman!
The same interior decorator as Italo Ferriera’s psycho celebrity stalker
Clearly needs to tighten that front truck a little to stop the wheel bite.
To be fair, the twin ottoman set didn’t look like they were made of his own memorabilia
That looks in line with what I would do minus posting it on instagram.
Definitely on FaceBook though.
MySpace or it never happened
Tik tok
Tik Tok you don’t stop! Biiiiiaaaaaatccch!
Musée d’Fuckboi