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World’s hottest surfboard shaper shocks fans with wild online harangue at Californian governor Gavin Newsom and World Surf League, “Come on WSL, keep the creepy, lying two-faced fascist politicians out of surfing!”

"Surfing is California's state sport. And while no one… no-one… controls the ocean, it looks like she's delivered," says Newsom in message to surf fans.

Two years ago, you may remember, beaches were closed, as was all commerce, and people were locked inside their hovels with threat of jail and wildly punitive fines if they tried to get a little sand between their toes, over a virus that had leaked out of a US-funded lab in China. 

San Clemente’s shaper to the stars, Matt Biolos, who shuttered his biz at the behest of California’s extreme-left governor Gavin Newsom, made regular mention of Newsom’s “communist” bona fides in a series of posts. 

Now, following a promo video to excite fans for Finals Day at Biolos’ home break Lowers from Newsom, and perhaps a little sore his client Carissa Moore was shafted for her sixth world title, “Bear Jew” Biolos has, again, shucked all politesse. 

“I think you all know this better than I do. Surfing is California’s state sport. And while no one… no-one… controls the ocean, it looks like she’s delivered,” says Newsom, apparently unaware he’s burying himself under a tsunami of irony.

“What a two-faced pile of shit,” writes Biolos. “Two years ago, YOU CLOSED OUR ACCESS TO OUR OCEANS! Come on @WSL. Keep the creepy, lying, two-faced fascist politicians out of surfing!” 

Agree? No?

And do you remember those dark days of yore or have you, like me, pushed ’em all out of your head?

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Jimmy Page

These are some of the weakest comments I’ve ever read.

Corey Webster

Rather politicians back surfing than not. Biolos is still pissed about the early handling of the pandemic?

Mike

Just mad he couldn’t ride his e bike down the hill to surf Trestles those days. Communist or Fascist hmm, we’re they not on opposite sides at one time when did they align? Too many fumes Matty.

charles baer

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benstandsup

sounds like a fun party

ChiefChonzer

Lol Gavin’s a neolib through and through, there isn’t a commie bone in that dudes body. And before you “iPhone 100 million Venezuela”, just remember how fucking fun Covid was. I surfed every damn day in empty lineups, the bakos stayed in their shitpit and the poly kooks all stayed in LA or the bay.

Bio los sounds like a fucking donkey, calling the same dude a fascist and a commie. Comparing GUIDELINES (which none of us adhered to) to red russia and bitching about how all the beaches were closed….were they though? I don’t remember anyone stop surfing.

Whatever, mayhem sucks, I digress

shorebreak69

Haha, in Australia we could surf at our nearest break during lockdowns, suck eggs yanks.

Whitefolkswithdreadsarefunny

Biolos is just mad cuz he can’t get a reservation at the French Laundry.

Chibagato

Huntington never really closed the beaches-just the parking lots. Those “dark days” were glorious for those of us who knew where to park, catching day after day of empty HB Cliffs.
I slowly started seeing some more determined surfers from beaches that were actually closed by lifeguard & gun toting cops. I could tell b/c they were on boards made in LA or SD Counties–Oak Foils, Christensons, etc…
I surfed more b/c I was paranoid that HB would close the beaches for real, but they never did & essentially stuck Newsome a middle finger.
Thanks HB!!

Filipe’s Fat Tire

If this is communism, I’d love to see how all these spoiled brats would do in North Korea.

Paul Taublieb

Gavin is a great leader and anyone who thinks they have some “right”to do the selfish, self-indulgent sport of riding waves while questions about a pandemic were unknown is a ashhole and idiot. Bravo, Gavin and Matt, you’re an extremeist ding dong.

Mylan Login

Keep drinking the kool aid buddy lmao 😂😆😁

Working Class Hero

During those dark days, up in extremely liberal San Francisco, the beaches were never closed.

Zephyr

He’s welcome to his feelings about Newsom’s policies, and I can certainly appreciate chafing against needlessly restrictive rules, but commies and fascists are mutually exclusive. Polar opposites. Neither one of them just means “big government that I don’t like”. One is inherently left-wing and the other right-wing. You’d think an enthusiast of criticizing the government would at least care enough to get the terminology right.

tim_nelsen

not enough canadian bacon!

tim_nelsen

“Dole DID IT!” Bob…?

tim_nelsen

the gov is no friend to the farmers…but he is very fond of his wine (and his orchards)…calling him a hypocrite is being way too kind…WINO!

Daniel Ferra

FAKE IMMACULATE CONCEPTION FUKUSHIMAZING EARTH

NAKASAKI HEROSHIMA FUKUSHIMA

444 NUCLEAR REACTORS
450 NUCLEAR FACILITIES
20,000 NUCLEAR WEAPONS

CALIFORNIA ARNOLD SWARTZENGGEGERS CAP AND TRADE SHOULD BE SHUT DOWN
STILL SELLING GLOBAL WARMING GASES

BUSH CHENEY METHANE NATURAL GAS FREEDOM MOLECULE IS NOW DEADLY GLOBAL WARMING METHANE NATURAL GAS HEAT
DOMES

NEWSOM IS NUCLEAR FOSSIL FUEL FRACKING CHEERLEADER INCREASING

METHANE NATURAL GAS DEADLY METHANE NATURAL GAS PEAKER PLANTS

IN CALIFORNIA REPUBLICANS RULE

tim_nelsen

nope. Donkeys rule. Elephants conserve rulers spending spree?

Low wide stinkbug stance

Dude drunk posting again?

tim_nelsen

thought I wiped the slate clean last night…my finger prints are nowhere to be seen…still ultimate searching, tho…

Wotusay

And so now, on my Sunday morning, I have to see Newsome’s cartoonish visage and a political rant? We misanthropes look to find relief from such crap on this site. And I have to wipe the coffee off my computer screen again.

tim_nelsen

easy, W…he may be an occasional BG viewer…NOT!


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