The ride is all that matters. The ride and the ocean setting. Right? It should be, but no.
Surfing is no longer hip, but lack of hipness doesn’t matter.
When it stopped being hip is open to debate—somewhere between Gidget and the recent announcement of Seaworld Orlando’s admittedly freaking awesome Pipeline Surf Coaster, although my strong belief is that, hipness-wise, we voluntarily tore off our own epaulets in the late 1970s, when we leaned hard into stickers and logos.
The more interesting question is: So what?
Surfing is no longer hip or cool; who cares? We’re still out there riding, surrounded by ocean—we are leaving wavepools out of the discussion; I’m barely juggling the topic as is—and in that moment surfing at its core is the same half-magic ultimate-pleasure activity it was 50 or 100 or 500 years ago.
At the end of History of Surfing, which is by and large a 500-page overview of change and transition, and how such developments can be both thrilling and discouraging, I talk about our “appreciation for what can’t be changed.”
No violation against any accounting of surf history is committed by pointing out that eras, movements, innovators, and champions are all secondary ways in which surfing defines and distinguishes itself. What counts the most—the only thing that counts, in the final tally—is the ocean setting. The sport is attached to the hem of a natural force so vast it can drain the power from a howling continent-sized storm, refine it, and deliver it ten days and 3,000 miles later in a smooth and elegant ocean-going processional. For a few seconds at a time we get to ride that current. Surf history is so many banners and streamers waving from this single, incredible natural fact.
Hipness, you would think, is one of those streamers flapping around back there, beaver-tail-like.
The ride is all that matters. The ride and the ocean setting. Right?
It should be, but no.
Not for me, anyway, not in my heart.
I want hip. I miss it.
In 1977, publisher Steve Pezman approved a three-word SURFER cover blurb, just above a back-lit photo of a non-celeb riding an unnamed Hawaiian break, that read “The Secret Thrill.”

I bring this up because doing something as arcane (“secret”) as it is attractive and compelling (“thrill”) is itself a not-bad definition of hip.
Surfing at that point was still off to the side, culturally, and valued as such. A long time ago I asked Barton Lynch what his greatest achievement was as a surfer, and without pause he said, “Driving to the beach when everyone else is driving the other way.”
Lack of hipness is not a deal-breaker, obviously.
Hip doesn’t last.
But still—the cake is nicely sugar-dusted and cherry-topped when everyone else is driving the other way.
god bless the channel islands is my motto!
Reading comprehension much? No one is saying Amouranth domestic abuse cosplaying. They’re saying Ellie Rae is after she cosplayed as Amouranth.
We pray!
“if we should die before we wake…”
Sold! Soul!
Have to disagree. It’s the media-fueled perception of hip that drives the masses to the conclusion that either they surf or they aren’t hip. Almost every ad for almost everything features a surfboard. Hipsters live, hip wannabes clog the lineups, and being seen as hip “yeah I went surfing this morning” is paramount.
‘The secret thrill’ Pretty damn good copywriting there.
So hip pies , now there’s a thought we could make pies out of Hips?
Noel Salas just got his hip done, is he gonna go all hannibal lector on himself?
waste not want not!
Surfing is no more hip or unhip than it has ever been. It’s changed with the times, just like the rest of the world.
In a world filled with foils, Peloton warriors, gravel bikes, social media and other societal ills I am happy that I participate in a sport that isn’t hip. THIS while the surf break off the Rockaways is the only legal spot in New York City to catch a wave so how could surfing be hip in their soy latte encrusted eyes?
Matt, a little off topic here – but we have to get Apple to set your voice as one of the Siri options. Life would be better if any time my phone was talking to me, it would be like I was watching Surf Into Summer, thanks!
I actually have mine set too Indian.
“Thank you very much, I just bowls a great flipper “.
“Hey Siri “
“What do you want white colonial cunt?”
Quick music quiz?
Who is your favourite spice girl?
Me – Kelly!
Once Kelly lost his hair the sport was doomed.
Teenagers dont want to have anything to do with bald cunts (shaved cunts is another thing entirely). Bald? Who wants to be that guy?
Those guys
Maybe it was when surfing’s preeminent home of dissent turned from a delicious surf-centric parody of TMZ into actual TMZ
Savage burn, but spot on!
Fuck Matt, when does Barton ever speak without pause ?
He’s a raving fucken lunatic …back to back winner of the Turpel shit-talking Cup every year. Falling short of the Grand Master himself of course but a close second.
I was gonna put this photo on Chas’s latest spray of shit.
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But here’s as good as anywhere I guess…
Wholeeeeee …
That’s the speechwriter for Trump dictating the latest campaign rally diatribe.
I’m hoping someone caught that and buried it.
Reminds me of that old viral gif of someone evacuating their full load in a pristine jacuzzi while others were chilling in it. Water changed from alpine spring clarity to cloudy diarrhea in an instant.
So gnarly
Images of the birth of Erik ‘Elo’ Logan. Beautiful.
golf movie…https://http://www.ctvnews.ca/polopoly_fs/...
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Awesome work!
I went out this morning and now my neck is rooted, fuk your hip.
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Very timely Matt, I’ve actually been pondering something similar to that while logging some time in San Diego.
Aside from one reef break in borderline Cardiff, there seems to be a total lack of youth at any of the breaks, it’s all mom and dad, yuppie and older types.
Even at one of the better (enlightened) waves in the area, I don’t think I’ve seen one youth under 16 there in the last 3 months.
So while surfing may or may not be hip, hanging out and surfing with all these ‘square’ types, doesn’t seem to appeal to, or to be, too hip with the youth of today.
Most surfers should ask themselves how their life would of turned out without ever learning to surf. They would be either happy or dead.
been paying 3bucks for years
logged on with chrome ir something…
let’s get him out for a beer!
If you venture further north you will find lineups filled with little shits under the age of 16
Ya there’s one or 2 spots down here, but most spots are an older crowd, I’m thinking if you look more closely it’s the same upthere.
Most people taking it up are the instagram “surfing is aquatic yoga” crowd. Yeah it still sucks at the famous spots but anywhere with moderate surf are ripe pickings for the average joe, because the noobs dont know where to sit and miss all the set waves.
Yes there are drop ins to deal with, but its kook drop ins not hardcore burnt at the stake drop ins.
When the surf is good, all bets are off, obviously. But most of the time i reckon now is better than late 80s for getting a quiet wave.
koa in oxnard! the riddler still on the north shore/
https://youtu.be/oT2Q7CCDfoc