Surfer saved from GW nuzzling by brave pilots.

Insane scenes on Australian beach as aircraft crashes into water after warning surfer he was being stalked by a twenty-foot Great White shark, “They were like guardian angels coming to save me!”

"I watched them circle twice around Bill… and on the third loop, they were literally hanging out the side of it pointing at the shark!"

Two good Samaritans have been forced to crash-land their bird after flying low to warn a surfer he was being stalked by a twenty-foot Great White on a remote stretch of coastline in NSW’s far south. 

Bill Ballard was surfing a joint called Wallagoot when he was buzzed by the little plane.

“I looked up at both of the people in the aircraft and they were almost hanging over the side screaming at me, ‘shark, shark!’ and pointing at a big shadow in the water 20 metres away,” Bill told The Examiner’s on the ground reporter Amandine Ahrens.  

“I looked up at both of the people in the aircraft and they were almost hanging over the side screaming at me, ‘shark, shark!’ and pointing at a big shadow in the water 20 metres away. At first, I thought they must have mistaken it for a dolphin and I kept asking if they were sure it wasn’t, but the pilot said, ‘no, I’ve been flying for years and I know exactly what a shark looks like.” 

Billy’s mama Janine saw the drama unfold. 

“I watched them circle twice around Bill, and I hadn’t realised they were trying to contact him, and on the third loop, they were literally hanging out the side of it pointing at the shark… I watched it thinking, they’re trying to get to the beach, but they’re not going to make it, because they kept falling and then it just went bang into the water.” 

Beachgoers helped pull the bird out of the water and drove the pilots back to their car, reports The Examiner.

Weird thing about the episode is no photos of the event nor a description of the bird involved as if this was some sorta alt-universe where no one carries a well-thumbed telephone.

Y’ever seen a beachgoer not locked into their telephone?

Mysterious.

Update: The lil bird was a gyro-copter! Photo below!

Little Crashed Bird.

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AI (for ever) .

I actually witnessed this via one of the many illegally installed swellnet surfcams that have been clandestinely relocated from Victoria.

The shark attacked the helicopter by leaping over the surfer. The bastard fish was using the surfer as a decoy to lure in the real prey, the helicopter.

It’s not safe to even fly near an Australian beach nowadays!!

channelbottom

The doctor can give you pills for Thrush… just sayin’.

channelbottom

Clue’s in the name, innit. “I-bis” innit? Like a Iphone innit? They aren’t real animals. They’re made by the same factory wot make the Bi-pods innit?

Sean Connery

Whenever I see a story about a guy named Bill I always think they are older. Rob, Robby, Billy now those are young names. Through me off when his Mom was watching him surf and all of a sudden he was a Billy.

Dogsnuts

Fucking hell, this is why when I try to claim insurance for another stolen guitar the cops are cunts and don’t give me a theft report.

Stick man

Sea(C)IA Gulls…

tim_nelsen

fish protein

Stick man

Soo the shadow of the plane made for the appearance of a 20 ft shark in the ocean…then they crashed on it to “cull it” and that’s why nobody was eaten and there’s no footy.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

More questions, than answers.

Board Barnacle

Was it a gyrocopter ala Mad Max? Good hearing otherwise with prop/props going.

@surfads

This stinks of a Wallagoot Tourism Board marketing stunt. Wallagoot mayor ‘Big’ Bill Ballard Snr did not respond to our enquiries.

Brutus

so a 20’great white was “stalking” the surfer?
WTF , so how do you tell the difference between a GWS ….

a) Stalking?
b) Hunting?
c) sleeping?
d) cruising?
e) sight seeing?
f) basking?
g) inquisitive?
f) looking for a good strong male to bonk?

@surfads

All those things describe me going for a morning surf check

Brutus

you could then claim you are a “Great White Stalker?”

Dogsnuts

Hahaha yes. Shark’s after some schlong for sure.

The Bitchy Crab

“Swimming reasonably close to” don’t have the same ring as “stalking” or “hunting” etc. We’re in the clicks for dicks biz, Moz.

Christ Puncher

The article doesn’t mention it, but the shark was calling his house and breathing heavily into the phone.

Chief Hot stuff

You missed the homeless dee why beach meth heads blowing up their tent.
Pictures too
https://www.news.com.au/nat…

channelbottom

What a strangely-obscuring mist that hangs over Sydney Village, making passers-by unrecognisable.

Stick man

soo in tents!

Sean Connery

We have one of those every week along the highway here. They usually fall asleep while cooking on a portable burner stove under a eucalyptus tree. I will say it does get my heart racing when I drive by.

Tom

love the blokes had a push mower there in those photos – just to keep their patch clean

Ramathorn

He had the conversation with the pilot as they circled above him? That’s a better story than any shark attack or plane crash

channelbottom

“AND HE PASSED ME A THERMOS FILLED WITH FRESH HOT CHAI LATTE WHICH HE EXPLAINED OVER TEN MINUTES OR SO OF CIRCLING AROUND WAS MADE USING A COMBINATION OF THE HEAT FROM THE AREOPLANE’S ENGINE PLUS ECO-FRIENDLY RECYCLED PEE-PEE FROM THE FORMER OWNER OF THE AFOREMENTIONED AREOPLANE THAT THEY HAD CHAINED-UP IN THE REAR LUGGAGE COMPARTMENT AS A DEMENTED PRISONER, PLUS A NUMBER OF HOME-GROWN AND ETHICALLY-IMPORTED-FROM-SLAVE-FARM HERBS AND SPICES. IT WAS VERY GENROUS OF THEM AND I THINK THAT SHARKS POSSIBLY DON’T LIKE HOMEMADE CHAI BUT ONLY THE INDUSTRIAL KIND. “

Brutus

don’t forget that it was an E-plane , so quiet you could have a conversation ?

channelbottom

“E-plane Boss! E-plane!!!”

Like that?

Dogsnuts

And then they all found 50 dollars.

John Wallace

Agree

channelbottom

Birds aren’t real.

Lemon Next to the Pie

Jeezus, don’t you start.

tim_nelsen

kids can’t ‘plain it!


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