Bite me.
But when was the last time Santa Barbara County had this much heat? That sleepy chunk of California coast, home to a handful of fickle when not unfortunate waves, is typically happy to remain under the radar, as it were, housing the rich and famous whilst, at the same time, avoiding various spotlights.
Alas, in the past few years, Prince Harry of England and his wife Meghan Sussex née Markle had moved into town followed, just yesterday, by American royalty Travis Barker and his bride Kourtney Kardashian. While the notably camera-averse Dane Reynolds may be sad with that glamorous shine, he is certainly sadder with the re-introduction of Tough Guy.
The alleged surfer-killing great white shark had been absent for a hot minute but not hot enough.
Per USA Today:
A tagged great white shark nicknamed Tough Guy has been tracked to an area where at least three attacks on surfers have occurred since 2010.
The male shark, which measured 12 feet when he was tagged in November 2021, pinged this week off Minuteman Beach, 20 miles north of Surf Beach.
Both are on Vandenberg Air Force Base, north of Santa Barbara. Both are open to the public.
Fatal shark attacks occurred at Surf Beach almost exactly two years apart in October 2010 and 2012. A nonfatal bite, also attributed to a white shark, occurred in the same area in 2014.
Yikes.
Getting down to brass tacks, though, would you prefer Tough Guy or Kardashian in your neighborhood?
What if Kardashian was combo’d with Travis Barker?
Think hard before answering.
wondering if the Royals will eat super-mex tacos & burritos…
Lompoc is a far cry from Montecito, Chas. We are talking a world of difference in a matter of 50 miles. On this note, I encourage everyone to track down and watch the surf flick Earth to Meekus. The premise is Meekus escapes Lompoc federal penitentiary and for the next 48 minutes before his recapture, he shreds.
I’d like Tough Guy’s jaws on my wall.
If I had a chance to combo two Kardashians I would choose Kendall and Kourtney.
“Eyeball” would kick both their asses and spear them with his Razor-blade encrusted nose!
“Getting down to brass tacks, though, would you prefer Tough Guy or Kardashian in your neighborhood?”
Don’t know, but I will say I’d prefer/welcome a pivot back to SharkGrit from GiseleGrit.
100% …unless her or Tom Brady (or Ke11y) get eaten.
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She got that vaxx issue.
SEO Grit
Who talks to their neighbours?
Well i do, usually in the lift where they cant escape.