Surf fans ecstatic, re-light candle nubs as Kelly Slater and Gisele Bündchen both uninvited to billionaire octogenarian football owner’s wedding; Tom Brady forced to attend sad and alone!

Signs everywhere.

Signs continue pointing to “YES!” for a potential reunion between Kelly Slater and Gisele Bündchen as surf fans, sitting by windows, candles lit, have been willing, willing, this power couple boom.

For those just getting caught up, the Brazilian supermodel had, until weeks ago, been seemingly happily married to football great Tom Brady, living an idyllic life. Then, wham, both were hiring divorce lawyers and the facade shattered. Surf fans, whilst trying to be respectful of the sadness, couldn’t help but dream of a re-kindling of flame between Bündchen and the world’s best surfer Kelly Slater.

Those two famously dated from 2005 through 2006 and looked sexy cool.

Well, there have been many ups and downs, including Bündchen saging her car and Slater and Bündchen following each other on Instagram though neither following, or followed by, Tom Brady, the best sign came days ago when it was revealed that Tom Brady went, solo, to billionaire 81-year-old Patriots owner Robert Kraft’s wedding.

Per People magazine:

On Friday, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback, 45, attended New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft’s wedding to Dana Blumberg by himself amid marriage troubles with his wife, Gisele Bündchen.

A source at the wedding event told PEOPLE Brady was “great” and he “looked happy” while paling around with his former teammates, including Randy Moss, Vince Wilfork and Drew Bledsoe. The source noted that even with an away game on Sunday, Brady stayed at the party for a long duration.

Kraft, 81, and Brady have a years-long friendship, given the NFL superstar spent the entirety of his football career with the New England Patriots before joining the Buccaneers in 2020. The New England team selected him in the sixth round of the 2000 NFL draft.

In photos obtained by Page Six, Brady can be seen exiting a black SUV while wearing a black suit, which he paired with a white dress shirt that was left unbuttoned at the top.

Notably absent were both Gisele Bündchen and Kelly Slater.

While there is no suggestion they were together, it must be noted each has a home in Florida.

Hmmmmm.

While you are here, though, if you make it to 81-years-old and you are single, do you think you’ll get married?

Something to ponder while cleaning melted wax off the windowsill.

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samwaters
samwaters
3 years ago

Wasn’t there a year when the bleachers got thrown over the cliffs?
Even I would tune in for that..

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
3 years ago

Thanks lil buddy.

Gino
Gino
3 years ago

Pretty sure the old man still can get it up as he was in a bit of trouble a few years ago at a rub and tug. I’m sure he’s got a pretty good pre nup. Still..Im sure the kids aren’t too excited. As far as Saint Tom is concerned, he was probably quite happy to take a shower, get dressed and go and not have to deal with a supermodel getting ready.

Pyzel's Ghost
Pyzel's Ghost
3 years ago

Pleeease….just stop already…

MyGFsChinese
MyGFsChinese
3 years ago

Tom and Gisele has replaced Great White Shark attack for Beachgrit’s publisher?

More questions than answers.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
3 years ago

The baby broth is working!!!

disqus_00d1gIXedO
disqus_00d1gIXedO
3 years ago

These stories are getting so male cis-gender tho! Ever consider that the man has banged out top supermodels, Pamela, et alius but remains unmarried? He’s obviously closeted. Any ever forthcoming story that doesn’t mention this idea is a slap in the face of the work Jersey-Mike’s Dyer and the WSL have been doing for the gays and everyone else.

🍓Julie will suck for free🔞
🍓Julie will suck for free🔞
3 years ago

Omg.

disqus_00d1gIXedO
disqus_00d1gIXedO
3 years ago

What’s that mean, Julie? Please expand! You and all of your new friends’ contributions here have been truly amazing thus far. Say more, won’t you? Like I for one didn’t think robots believed in God. Teach us.

MyGFsChinese
MyGFsChinese
3 years ago

Did you just spend 10 minutes responding to an Indian bot? Crikey!

disqus_00d1gIXedO
disqus_00d1gIXedO
3 years ago
Reply to  MyGFsChinese

Might’ve been 30

channelbottom
channelbottom
3 years ago

I wasn’t invited either.

Stick man
Stick man
3 years ago

You need to plot how Kelly “loses” Kalani while you’re at it Chaaaaz.

The MHL Buoy
The MHL Buoy
3 years ago

I really hope Jonah is invited.

Gino
Gino
3 years ago

Pretty sure Tom had no problem going alone.
Marry at 81…why?

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
3 years ago

Crikey Chas
She ain’t even all that flash
Quite plain really, and with a very straight looking ‘boys body’.
Not exactly eye candy and definitely not a curvaceous woman, or even ‘inspiring’.
(she’d make the final in a Steffi Graf lookalike comp though)
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
If ya gonna make up stories like this can ya actually do them about a genuine knockout stunner ?
(though obviously that would mean someone other than Kelly would be involved)
Cheers

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
3 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

Well, She s certainly not a heffer 🐄 .

https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
3 years ago

Sorry to disappoint you WS, but actually in your 20 yr old photo she would technically be an actual ‘heifer’ in the bovine world (a female yet to become pregnant).
Whereas my more recent photo shows her as a ‘cow’ (a female that has given birth) if this was the bovine industry, which it obviously isn’t, but you brought up the term ‘heifer’, not me (cos that’d be rude) I merely said she looked a bit like a boy, and Steffi Graf…

channelbottom
channelbottom
3 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

Not to be sexist, but that’s still an amazing body for a 60 YO.

MyGFsChinese
MyGFsChinese
3 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

Wow I never realized she is identical to Steffi Graf!


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