Los Angeles surfers put on amazing display of wildly below average skill as swell hits Southern California!

Come swoon.

I am near certain that you are well aware of the George Santos scandal currently roiling American politics. If not, the short of it goes something like this. Santos, a Republican congressman who just won his seat in New York, was revealed to have lied about basically everything on his resume save being gay (I think).

Not Jewish, not a graduate from Baruch College, never working for Goldman Sachs or Citibank.

Kelly Slater’s wonderful friend, and noted surfer, Tulsi Gabbard, sitting in for Tucker Carlson on Fox News obliterated the poor boy on live television, exposing the untruths and ouch.

George Santos on 'Tucker Carlson Tonight': 'I made a mistake'

Well, not wanting to be a George Santos, I will admit to you openly and honestly that I discovered the below clip on The Inertia. It was headlined, on my Google News feed, “Closeout Barrels in Los Angeles Can Still Be Fun to Watch.”

Catchy.

I stared at it far longer than I should have before finally clicking, immediately getting off The Inertia and arriving at the original YouTube source.

The clip, there, was headlined “Day 2: Surfing Huge Closeouts.”

What I was met with was the most amazing collection of below average skill I have ever witnessed. The waves weren’t huge, by any measure, nor were many closeouts. It is worth a watch, though, for you to measure yourself accurately against the best and brightest of World Surf League CEO Erik Logan’s home break El Porto.

Day 2: Surfing Huge Closeouts

Be honest.

Better? Worse? Equal?

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Anthony Guzman
Anthony Guzman
3 years ago

Weekend warriors, some good waves there for sure.

samwaters
samwaters
3 years ago

You can trust me on this one—the Inertia are like the biggest sell-outs—EVER..

samwaters
samwaters
3 years ago

No, these guys at the Inertia are the worst, Bg doesn’t even come close.

Board Barnacle
Board Barnacle
3 years ago

Nothing really special there but it is LA after all.

Brutus
Brutus
3 years ago

just wondering for a friend , is Tulsie a love child of Herr Tucker?

Mapski
Mapski
3 years ago
Reply to  Brutus

She might be older than hair tucker.

Brutus
Brutus
3 years ago
Reply to  Mapski

thought someone would answer she’s Ruperts love child?

John Non John
John Non John
3 years ago

NonJohn watched 6 waves. It’s as entertaining as most surf “edits”. NonJohn is happy there was not slow motion.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

refracted…shattered glass…”Troll. clean-up in main dining areas.” A comparison to Blacks, very interesting. But Catalina Is For Lovers gets in the way.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

reparations actually came thru for the Bruce’s Beach plaintiffs…they are a multi-ethnic group with a mixed bag of trickery and sympathic enablers. Newsome for prez. fuck me!

c4
c4
3 years ago

Must get good once in a while. Ted Robinson ripped. Wonder who the last good surfer is or was to come out of that stretch of beach.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago
Reply to  c4

Dane was there. Later moved to VTA.

Hippy
Hippy
3 years ago
Reply to  c4

Bobbie Massie (sp?)

Best, John Mc Clure

c4
c4
3 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

I always thought of John Mclure as Venice but I guess It’s the same beach, just a he north end. I’m clueless how the LA spots are divided up. Never. Heard of Bobbie Massie.

I remember pics of John Mclure driving a beat up convertible all spray painted in Breakout Mag. Never saw him surf in person

You’re from Palos Verdes aren’t you?

r wright
r wright
3 years ago
Reply to  c4

heya!
johnnie mcClure is from Santa Monica,
alwayz wuz, but he now resides in Oxnard…

that pic that ya think of,
it wuz in Surfer, year of ’84, + he got thee cover too,:
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

i wuz included too, esh Surfer even had thee audacity,
to call me, me, randy ~ Venice ‘mainman’,
hahahaha, yow!

i,
rw, am from Venice, and i ran that ol’ surfin’ shoppe in Doggie~Town after Zephyr closed down, + z-boy Nathan got burnt out, for many a year, hahaha, good timez, dig~edddd it!!

john mcClure,
his lil’ brother dan,
are from S.M.
dig?

anywayz,
happy new year 2023,
to ya, beachie-grit boyz+girlz!!!
randy

Eesha Williams
Eesha Williams
3 years ago

30 days ’til JJF and Medina compete at Pipe. Fingers crossed for good surf!

Danny Wheeler
Danny Wheeler
3 years ago

Clicked on a link about “below average amazing surfers” despite the oxy moron I found an article that was political. Yet these comments appear to be about surfing. Feel like I fell for the ol’ DC dip and twirl. Did I miss something?

Rocks local
Rocks local
3 years ago
Reply to  Danny Wheeler

comments are the BG sauce/dip, just a matter of what sick clickbait article will serve as the meat / chips.

Danny Wheeler
Danny Wheeler
3 years ago
Reply to  Rocks local

Well at least there are snacks, not the one to snub munchies.

Rocks local
Rocks local
3 years ago
Reply to  Danny Wheeler

I’m ashamed to admit that for multiple months I was totally confused by BG’s incoherent headline/article concept. Like someone wandering through MOMA wondering where all the pretty landscape paintings were. And then I realized it was just a comment (cess)pool that CS and DR kept at the top of the ‘surf industry’ web traffic standings by some genius-level concoctions of chatbot sludge using keywords targeted at the most popular news stories of the day. Which inanity leads to more bitching and wildness from the comment pit, which generates more traffic from the regulars to go with all the visitors tricked into clicking on a story they think will actually be about Giselle, which drives traffic numbers/rankings/ad revenue, etc etc etc … and even then it took more time to realize the comment section is just a horde of misogynist trolls who may or may not be actual locals on the NS or [insert SoCal spot here]. All of which speaks to my general lack of cultural intelligence, and perhaps brands me as a kook, although even I knew right away that closing the WSL season at Trestles was a terrible idea. Also, I’ve been surfing for 40+ years, I haven’t actually been a local at Rocks since the 80s, and I once surfed beautiful chest high Honolua Bay on a Wavestorm. So f all of you…happy new year

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
3 years ago
Reply to  Rocks local

If you really think this place is full of misogynist trolls you haven’t been here long enough. Granted there’s one guy who’s nuts, one guy who’s just an arch conservative with an axe to grind and occasionally an ex-editor of a surf mag with psych problems pops his head above the parapet.
The rest of us are just guys taking the piss out of the wankers at the WSL / Kelly / the other surf web sites. Oh and taking the piss out of Chas and Derek.

Nothing’s serious here. It’s just a place to hang out and hang shit.

Rocks local
Rocks local
3 years ago

Fair enough. I def haven’t been here long. And the cesspool comment was meant fondly …

AI (for ever) .
AI (for ever) .
3 years ago

It’s a fitting way too end the year for bg

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
3 years ago

Chas whats the email address to send you guys content? Im gonna get a burner email and send you something (possibly made up) just to get soething original up in lights.

@surfads
@surfads
3 years ago

Finding his email is step 1 to becoming a surf journalist.

And that’s pretty much it

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
3 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

Sounds like when they invite you to joing the SAS. They tell you when to go but not where. If you dont know where, they don’t want you.

Fig Jam
Fig Jam
3 years ago

SAS= special army soldiers

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
3 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

Do you know what the hardest thing about being a surf journalist is…?

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

using all 10 fingers instead of thumbs?

Barrelled
Barrelled
3 years ago

You got the misspelling thing down so should fit right in.

Mike
Mike
3 years ago

I raced the Redondo outrigger Ironman(on a weekend) and after surfed the breakwater 10 times better than that with a couple guys. I can’t think of a more shit wave than El Porto. Several boats hulied that day because of swell.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago
Reply to  Mike

on a good day it breaks like the pipe but with no exits, ever!

ChadRoaster69
ChadRoaster69
3 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/wat…

u surf like gumby maybe i dont understand the layers

Mike
Mike
3 years ago
Reply to  ChadRoaster69

That’s sad!

AI (for ever) .
AI (for ever) .
3 years ago
Reply to  ChadRoaster69

Can you pay extra so the “ coach “ on the JetSki fucks off and your allowed surf on your own?

Abscessed Llama
Abscessed Llama
3 years ago
Reply to  ChadRoaster69

God I hope DR can bury a rail. As for David Lee Scales may have to go on record and assume he sucks at surfing too. Know? All this time we have been blaming the “WOZL” for surfing’s state of affairs clearly the blame is on the surf journalist.

Abscessed Llama
Abscessed Llama
3 years ago

Late 90’s early 2000’s an ex ASP surfer turned big surf brand clothing rep was spending way too much time on the golf course and got a warning: “We are not paying you to play golf we are paying you to surf.” So the rumor goes!

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
3 years ago
Reply to  ChadRoaster69

Raced it the whole way then blew the end barrel

Barrelled
Barrelled
3 years ago
Reply to  ChadRoaster69

In his defense, he is from Coos Bay and has never claimed to surf well. It’s the new thing, what we all think of as “kooks” is the new normal for surfing.

Brutus
Brutus
3 years ago
Reply to  ChadRoaster69

VAL ?????

Big Ben
Big Ben
3 years ago

Tulsi Gabbard accusing someone of lying is rich. I voted for her in 2014 and she did nothing for her constituents. Lying sellout of the worst kind.

AI (for ever) .
AI (for ever) .
3 years ago

State of the WSL art

Skippy
Skippy
3 years ago

Bro, you didn’t get A bad Jeep, ALL Jeeps are bad.

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
3 years ago
Reply to  Skippy

How else you gonna surf the sand, hills, and mountains though?

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
3 years ago

What’s the hardest thing about being a visitor to theinertia….?

Nonagon_Infinity
Nonagon_Infinity
3 years ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

Not clearing the browser history?

samwaters
samwaters
3 years ago

The Inertia—all a bunch of ‘surf-sell-outs’—(me-thinks), who would kiss anyone’s butt to make a buck or to get some more web hits, from Zach to all his little devotes, who do most of the dirty work there.


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