“The least-watched original series on ABC’s Summer 2021 schedule.”
If you enjoy the musical splash of blood on canvas, you’ll be all over this weekend’s UFC fight card in Nevada, involving the wildly hyped Liverpool fighter Paddy “The Baddy” Pimblett in the co-main event.
The ungodly sexy Pimblett is a crowd favourite, impaling victims on his straight right as he glares blue fire at them. And, in a sport where studs rule, he is the favourite among women who want to spin and dance their crotches on his stiff organ like an ecstatic yo-yo.
Yesterday, howevs, Pimplett lost legions of fans when he lit up on the popular independent MMA journalist Ariel Helwani in a conversation with UFC boss Dana White.
White has long hated Helwani for his inability to be controlled and describes him as the “slimiest, scummiest motherfucker you’ll ever come across”.
Pimblett, desperate for the approval of White, called Helwani a “rodent who’s been fired from every good job he’s ever had” and claimed he profited off fighters.
Usual bullshit y’get from athletes who don’t get the link between exposure and sponsor dollars etc.
Anyway, Helwani comprehensively demolished Pimblett on his YouTube show, half a million views already, but saved his harshest tones for White.
Helwani listed the fifty-three-year-old’s list of failures in a piece to camera culminating with White’s disastrous foray into surf with The Ultimate Surfer, which was cancelled after one lack-lustre season, “the least-watched original series on ABC’s Summer 2021 schedule.”
“How’s the surf career going,” taunts Helwani, “the surf league show, all that stuff?”
Good times!
FACTS!
Ariel 10-7s Dana White Big Time@arielhelwani pic.twitter.com/5comMH8kxt— No Context Ariel Helwani (@NoContextAriel) December 7, 2022
When ya going to drop a name on the wallet thief ?
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Is this where we talk about Dana White and the little mermaid? Never know where I’m going to end up these days
ABC-ya l8tr… ya fuckin kooks!
I’ll be disappointed if I’m not in the wrong thread but need to say.
The only thing worse than being the creator of ultimate surfer is being the ultimate surfer.
I met a traveller from an antique land,
Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is ELO, King of Kooks;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.”
Igarashi level claim, T.
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