"I changed my number and Kelly Slater put it on Instagram!"
Some wild ol scenes at Madison Square Gardens today as Donald Trump and RJF Jr took their front row seats for the main event at UFC309, two old champs, Jon Jones and Stipe Miocic, beating hell out of each other for the heavyweight title.
UFC king Dana White has been a staunch supporter of the new president and was even called up to throw a few words when Donnie Darko took the tiller away from that crazy drunk Jamaican gal and the gay-but-not-gay-but-maybe-gay school teacher man.
Anyway, as we all know, Kelly Slater, greatest surfer of all time, faded pretty hard last year, but still, so many memories, is a big fan of the fight game. Two months back he was pictured at UFC Noche in Las Vegas alongside Trump advisor Tulsi Gabbard outside Khalil Rafati’s world famous Sun Life Organics, subsequently turning the election to Trump with the powerful Surfer Vote.
But!
There were fears his relationship with Dana White had been fatally wounded after Slater posted Dana’s cell number to his 3.3 million fans earlier today.
Slater even doubled down, as they say, leaving the original post and adding Dana’s response.
Reeks of a set-up, don’t you think?
Kelly Slater sure likes to throw shade on events bigger than him and there ain’t much bigger in sports than the greatest heavyweight showdown of all time.
You?
Number goes nowhere, by the way.