An illegal advantage?
The Billabong Pro Pipeline is entering its second official day and while Surfline has upgraded its swell forecast, the wind remains “tricky.” This probable continued pause in action allows us, though, to contemplate other great surf mysteries. Like, for example, how do you greet your fellow wave slider when you see her or him in the wild?
A nod followed by slick “What’s up?”
Shaka and “Hey, bro?”
Firm handshake with no verbal tick?
Firm handshake followed by pull in to side hug then an earnest “How’s the family?”
Well, World Surf League CEO Erik Logan has, on Oahu’s North Shore for the contest, has delighted cultural anthropologists by adopting the traditional Hawaiian greeting of “sharing breath” (see above photo).
Per Hawaii Aloha:
“This exchange of breath, or ha, is done when two people press together the bridge of their noses while inhaling at the same time. It’s a Hawaiian greeting that welcomes the other person into their space by sharing the breath of life, which was sacred to the culture. Ancient Hawaiians recognized that their breath was the key to good health and believed it possessed mana (spiritual power). Before an elderly person died, he/she often passed down wisdom to the chosen successor by sharing ha in this fashion.”
As you can see, Logan, who hails from Oklahoma, is passing his Big Kahuna mana to Australian’s Jack Robinson, who is certainly harboring dreams of a maiden Championship Tour victory. But how do you think it will go? Will surf fans look back on this moment, this Pro Pipeline kickoff and breath sharing, as the launching pad to Robinson’s epic year? An illegal advantage like steroids? Did all competitors receive Logan’s mana?
And while cultural anthropologists may be delighted by the moment, do native Hawaiians feel the same?
Anti-doping watchdogs?
Currently more questions than answers.
queen of hearts?
greg allman?
three steps toward the door…or just take the barndoor! i’ll be in the saloon/
Elo’s a weird cunt
This looks so contrived
and walked away. HA
c’mon guys , didn’t you read when Elo released the Numbers for the World Chumps at Trestles that he is Hawaiian , and has invited his new best friend george santa os ( who also claims to be Santa -Claus) to become the official fact checker for the WSL, as G S says he Jew-ish and was adopted by Eddie as a Hawaiian……so all good in Hawaii!!
to keep this thread on or near the rails…Pamela on Netflix is constantly getting licked in the face and she describes KS as a true love (while she’s in Cancun about to hitch up w Tom Lee) and was supposed to be meeting the former & his parents in FLA. First person she called? “Kelly, I’m getting married!” Movie then flashed to KS after winning a contest: “I’d like to thank my girlfriends, oops, my girlfriend.”
the lead accusers are the ones doing all the damage; depending on what channel is being watched.
anyone for tennis doubles? luv 40
was a bottle spun first within a small group? scary!
Do you still think about Bubba?
“Coo coo cachoo mr Robinson….Elo breathes his cunty breath on you”
wow.
😆
Why doesn’t Elo try that with Eddie R & co?
Solid! Some might say that Elo, due to his Oklahoma upbringing might have some expertise in this area
This shit should be prosecuted at the Hague
Can uncle Eddie send someone around to slap Elo the shameless Reptoid. Leaning on Hawaiians and their traditions to give their kooky tour legitimacy. Cringiest shit ever.
Haha! So much relevance too!
He’s livin the life. Mahattan beach, worst surf in the world, full of rich folks wanting to identify with the “beachlifstyle ” without having to actually live it, much less surf it. While his cred with real surfers is zero, frustrated rich bored tech media etc. Guys/gals. are like ‘no way!!! Your in charge of the’ global home of surfing???!!! + wow, I’m from oklohoma too!!!” “and I LOV E Oprah for like forever!!!!
MB doesn’t have the super short wave period of say, Florida. So less waves, but plenty of barrels with no exits. Still, that said…some guys started there and were competing in quality waves at places where steep take-offs and an end section were makeable. (No airs in the pre-KS era and standing up quickly was a huge advantage.) We made the most of it with the help of some quality shapers and took old-fashioned surf trips; south, north & west. MB was a good home base. My ‘rich’ Dad bought our first house for under $10K while he was making $300/week. Have previously spoken about $100 custom shapes and tossing papers & mowing ball fields. Friends and family lived the lifestyle and those that survived are still livin’ it…at 1st street and far beyond!
No offense DC.
NZealand? Keep the conversation relevant….
Lmao. Good one, t
Pakeha on Police 10/7 hahahahahahar