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Chief of Sport Miley-Dyer (pictured) watering the Tree of Engagement. Photo: Instagram
Chief of Sport Miley-Dyer (pictured) watering the Tree of Engagement. Photo: Instagram

Chief of Sport Jessi Miley-Dyer highlights wanton cruelty of World Surf League with heartless smirk in chilling “Make or Break” promo!

"The Tree of Engagement must be periodically watered with the blood of Owen Wright."

Season two of Make or Break has officially been unleashed and are you excited to dip into the production? Have you already stayed up all night binging each and every episode? The Apple television program is, by any measure, very fine. The Box to Box team does not fear professional surfers in the same way the World Surf League does and so does not un-point cameras when things go sideways or Zeke Lau becomes upset.

It is a great shame that those various British producers, directors and camera people aren’t given the keys to the broadcast and instead we are left with a tall Wall of Positive Noise but we can’t always get what we want, I suppose.

JP Currie will be, in any case, reviewing soon but, in the meantime, there have been many dribs and drabs pushed through World Surf League channels intending on driving interest including the well-loved Instagram account of the World Surf League’s Jessi Miley-Dyer.

Now, it might have been thought that the Chief of Sport would have highlighted a positive moment, as is in line with the League’s sunny ethos, but in a wild shock to fans, Miley-Dyer instead chose to focus on death and destruction in a thoroughly macabre way.

In a to camera bit, she described how the mid-year cull was being rolled out for the first time, that it would essentially end careers and lead to destitution, how “heavy” that was but also how “massive.”

That the Tree of Engagement must be periodically watered with the blood of Owen Wright.

Cruel?

Wantonly so.

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Leosurf1

I’m sure there’s a lot of Brazilian people who did buy it. If it were actually good content I’d buy it. On the other hand, if the tour were being run by a blind and crippled Brazilian with an affinity for mushy and disappointing year end content; Then every decision the panel has made so far has been on point

DJ SEAWEED

This production is gay… and by gay.. I mean…
The producer is James gay

John Non John

NonJohn is gay. WSL is gay. MMA is super gay.

DJ SEAWEED

That’s extra gay

Stick man

Wright?

Stick man

They have their Mid-year Cuts… but WE have All-year CUNTS!

Chief Hot stuff

Huey hates Chin Chin

tim_nelsen

make or brake tennis

Tomas' silky smooth arms

Uncut or cut

John Non John

All of you whining troll average surfer douche bags will still watch it.

#metoo, sometimes

tim_nelsen

we’re not worthy. can i have a menu?

https://www.itravelers.com/…

Stick man

#supersizeme

Beef & Beer

I was watching the Sunset comp with my 86 yr old mother the other day.
She was surprised when she saw Jessie and said something along the lines of…
…”I thought all you surfers were meant to be fit and healthy, this woman looks like she should be on a cake show”….

Out of the mouths of children, and old folks…

Stick man

World Cake League

tim_nelsen

Dane: “scientologists tell me why the pipe is again loaded with sand and a former pro surfer’s point home is fallin into the sea. glad you asked cause inertia asked me…it’s the plastics.”

Stick man

Wasn’t that the Tom Cruise /Will Smith Podcast ?

tim_nelsen

inertia asking inertian questions. Dane disappointed me!

tim_nelsen

need to consult w/ Reader’s Digest

Stick man

Old issues in the basket next to the sofa in the “Florida” room… mind the litter box.

tim_nelsen

right? stopped doing crossword puzzles after finding a niche in the BG broadcast booth. S, you’re partly to blame…encouraging me on! Dane hates cats & rats & flies!

Low wide stinkbug stance

Whoever is really running the WSL is an idiot. It’s obvious they are trying to flog it off with a spectacular “finals series” ratings bonanza but the pool is shit and trestles in September is just as shit.

The only thing that would work under that scenario is pipe in December. I mean the first ever pipe masters had 4 surfers invited so wgaf if you win pipe and the title on the same day, that was always on the cards before they fucked everything up.

AI (for ever) .

What do we want?
Less surfers and much better surfing!!

Stick man

When do we want it?!?

AI (for ever) .

Exactly!
If you aren’t surfing in the excellent score zone you should be surfing QS. Not wasting valuable time and space!

I no interest in watching surfing as good as I can see at my local.
Plus the bloody Hawaiians deserve there locals back asap rather than sit and watch average blowin surfers avoiding the bigger/ better waves

tim_nelsen
astro

Well, this one survived longer than mine, beef !
Congrats matey ! Resilient!

tim_nelsen

post it again~

astro

Heh. Not a lot of point really.
It’ll only fall victim to the hatchet.
Post your own ! Then feel the pain …

tim_nelsen

billboards? nah/

tim_nelsen

you, bex, jackmeoff & me: a group failure to comply!

frank

he deserves hazard pay

Karl Von Fanningstadt

Owen didn’t even qualify to be on Tour for 2022, he only participated as a WSL wildcard, so he shouldn’t even have been in the position to be cut. Nice to see him absolutely flare last year.

NEGATRON

The Cut is great. Starting in Hawaii is great. You do shit at Pipe & Sunset you’re most likely and deservedly hitting the next 3 stops nervous as hell.

c4

Let’s hope they run heats at the box with surfer’s tour spots on the line.

Jimmy the Saint

But it reduces the back half of the year to meaninglessness, especially with the finals day at Lowers!

astro

He’s just trolling, Jim.
I heard he has a screensaver of JMP on his laptop.

NEGATRON

Thank fuck it’s the last year of the 3 year permit at Trestles.
So next year it could be Cloudbreak or Bondi Beach.

Jimmy the Saint

ELO will ensure it’s held at Slaters Ranch!

NEGATRON

To me the season ends at Chopes.
Finals day at teeny tiny sloppy trestles is a joke.
They should do an end of season specialty event in quality surf with all the event winners of the year battling it for some new title with a different format. The Champion of champions trophy.

Gumby's Left Nut

Or take it to the Ments. 1 day at Lance’s right,1 day at Lance’s left. No arguments.

tim_nelsen

coastline servers…

Sean Connery

How many world titles you reckon Steph would have if the final event was held at a left ? I am gonna be generous and say 4.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

Negs laying pipe!

AI (for ever) .

All good points , if the cut began at pipe with the lowest place surfers x2 cut immediately and continue each event by the time Tahiti rocks around we have six of the best and a winner in half a day contest in the best surf available during the waiting period.

Less average surfing, more cut!

tim_nelsen

in our frontyards…

Mapski

At the current trajectory finals day will be at Doheny next year.

tim_nelsen

a 4-man heat in 67 thru 81…purpus, harrison, dobson, takayama, nuuhiwa, mccall, aurness, jurger, traeger, levy, benson, becker, overlin, mobley ski & surf…aerials

Mapski

Smart money is on Jericho Poppler.

@surfads

Lynne Boyer is a shoe in

tim_nelsen

2024…too far ahead!

Stick man

2o23andme

tim_nelsen

oui

Stick man

aka GOAT boy…

Firelipe Torpedo

Anyone else notice they cutoff Morgan ciblic mid sentence? Foreshadowing. Jessie looks like she’s transitioning into a big toe

OP714

Morgan was cut off because he said; “it’s shit”.
It was a classic moment!


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