"The Tree of Engagement must be periodically watered with the blood of Owen Wright."
Season two of Make or Break has officially been unleashed and are you excited to dip into the production? Have you already stayed up all night binging each and every episode? The Apple television program is, by any measure, very fine. The Box to Box team does not fear professional surfers in the same way the World Surf League does and so does not un-point cameras when things go sideways or Zeke Lau becomes upset.
It is a great shame that those various British producers, directors and camera people aren’t given the keys to the broadcast and instead we are left with a tall Wall of Positive Noise but we can’t always get what we want, I suppose.
JP Currie will be, in any case, reviewing soon but, in the meantime, there have been many dribs and drabs pushed through World Surf League channels intending on driving interest including the well-loved Instagram account of the World Surf League’s Jessi Miley-Dyer.
Now, it might have been thought that the Chief of Sport would have highlighted a positive moment, as is in line with the League’s sunny ethos, but in a wild shock to fans, Miley-Dyer instead chose to focus on death and destruction in a thoroughly macabre way.
In a to camera bit, she described how the mid-year cull was being rolled out for the first time, that it would essentially end careers and lead to destitution, how “heavy” that was but also how “massive.”
That the Tree of Engagement must be periodically watered with the blood of Owen Wright.
Cruel?
Wantonly so.
I’m sure there’s a lot of Brazilian people who did buy it. If it were actually good content I’d buy it. On the other hand, if the tour were being run by a blind and crippled Brazilian with an affinity for mushy and disappointing year end content; Then every decision the panel has made so far has been on point
This production is gay… and by gay.. I mean…
The producer is James gay
NonJohn is gay. WSL is gay. MMA is super gay.
That’s extra gay
Wright?
They have their Mid-year Cuts… but WE have All-year CUNTS!
Huey hates Chin Chin
make or brake tennis
Uncut or cut
All of you whining troll average surfer douche bags will still watch it.
#metoo, sometimes
we’re not worthy. can i have a menu?
https://www.itravelers.com/…
#supersizeme
I was watching the Sunset comp with my 86 yr old mother the other day.
She was surprised when she saw Jessie and said something along the lines of…
…”I thought all you surfers were meant to be fit and healthy, this woman looks like she should be on a cake show”….
Out of the mouths of children, and old folks…
World Cake League
Dane: “scientologists tell me why the pipe is again loaded with sand and a former pro surfer’s point home is fallin into the sea. glad you asked cause inertia asked me…it’s the plastics.”
Wasn’t that the Tom Cruise /Will Smith Podcast ?
inertia asking inertian questions. Dane disappointed me!
need to consult w/ Reader’s Digest
Old issues in the basket next to the sofa in the “Florida” room… mind the litter box.
right? stopped doing crossword puzzles after finding a niche in the BG broadcast booth. S, you’re partly to blame…encouraging me on! Dane hates cats & rats & flies!
Whoever is really running the WSL is an idiot. It’s obvious they are trying to flog it off with a spectacular “finals series” ratings bonanza but the pool is shit and trestles in September is just as shit.
The only thing that would work under that scenario is pipe in December. I mean the first ever pipe masters had 4 surfers invited so wgaf if you win pipe and the title on the same day, that was always on the cards before they fucked everything up.
What do we want?
Less surfers and much better surfing!!
When do we want it?!?
Exactly!
If you aren’t surfing in the excellent score zone you should be surfing QS. Not wasting valuable time and space!
I no interest in watching surfing as good as I can see at my local.
Plus the bloody Hawaiians deserve there locals back asap rather than sit and watch average blowin surfers avoiding the bigger/ better waves
https://youtu.be/t0H3yzKp5-k
Well, this one survived longer than mine, beef !
Congrats matey ! Resilient!
post it again~
Heh. Not a lot of point really.
It’ll only fall victim to the hatchet.
Post your own ! Then feel the pain …
billboards? nah/
you, bex, jackmeoff & me: a group failure to comply!
he deserves hazard pay
Owen didn’t even qualify to be on Tour for 2022, he only participated as a WSL wildcard, so he shouldn’t even have been in the position to be cut. Nice to see him absolutely flare last year.
The Cut is great. Starting in Hawaii is great. You do shit at Pipe & Sunset you’re most likely and deservedly hitting the next 3 stops nervous as hell.
Let’s hope they run heats at the box with surfer’s tour spots on the line.
But it reduces the back half of the year to meaninglessness, especially with the finals day at Lowers!
He’s just trolling, Jim.
I heard he has a screensaver of JMP on his laptop.
Thank fuck it’s the last year of the 3 year permit at Trestles.
So next year it could be Cloudbreak or Bondi Beach.
ELO will ensure it’s held at Slaters Ranch!
To me the season ends at Chopes.
Finals day at teeny tiny sloppy trestles is a joke.
They should do an end of season specialty event in quality surf with all the event winners of the year battling it for some new title with a different format. The Champion of champions trophy.
Or take it to the Ments. 1 day at Lance’s right,1 day at Lance’s left. No arguments.
coastline servers…
How many world titles you reckon Steph would have if the final event was held at a left ? I am gonna be generous and say 4.
Negs laying pipe!
All good points , if the cut began at pipe with the lowest place surfers x2 cut immediately and continue each event by the time Tahiti rocks around we have six of the best and a winner in half a day contest in the best surf available during the waiting period.
Less average surfing, more cut!
in our frontyards…
At the current trajectory finals day will be at Doheny next year.
a 4-man heat in 67 thru 81…purpus, harrison, dobson, takayama, nuuhiwa, mccall, aurness, jurger, traeger, levy, benson, becker, overlin, mobley ski & surf…aerials
Smart money is on Jericho Poppler.
Lynne Boyer is a shoe in
2024…too far ahead!
2o23andme
oui
aka GOAT boy…
Anyone else notice they cutoff Morgan ciblic mid sentence? Foreshadowing. Jessie looks like she’s transitioning into a big toe
Morgan was cut off because he said; “it’s shit”.
It was a classic moment!