Much mirth.
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Sip on some cold 805 beer inside the wave basin, grab a bite to eat at the food trucks, watch headline musical act Tropa Magica perform live.
There’s something for everyone!
(And there, ladies and germs, is funny.)
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eggplants are trending with a late new swell justin time for the finals, Officer/
no quarter won’t here? seee blind lemon below, now a treatable disease…
Treat with some key lime eye and a cheeseburger in paradise
si’ tossin eggs is too expensive. firecrackers fur sure. avoid event at all costs. there are no VIPs…”honey, need to powder my nose…”
If they pack the entire top 22 into a mini and drive them into the ranch and they all get out and run around crazy I’d consider going.
Or just wait till the Dwarf circus comes to my town
The ,”Dwarf circus ” or DSL you nailed it mate comment of the year thus far.
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5 grand and you don’t even get a run or 2 in the pool?
i would want to be gently guided in to a few dream barrels by the man himself for that kind of coin.
What are the changing room regulations?
Less than 48 hours before Bells and Slater is still up against mystery man(?) event seed #36. How do I wager on event seed #36 and what are the odds?
Xavier Huxtable. Local wildcard, won the trials yesterday.
I’d be counting on getting a wristy at the very least from Kelly or elo himself for the cost of those VIP tickets
is that a view of the parking for 40€ ? that’s not to bad,,,
Its about 24 hrs out from boringbells and zero attacks from bRUtas WTF.
Hey Suckass!!! Stop using Slater for every God Damn article !!! I love coming on here calling Chas Smith a stupid fuckwit wanker
Ì wonder if Gisele, Pamela or Miss Diaz are gonna be there, glamping it up, watching their fave wave dancer on his home court..
Calling Chas a stupid fuckwit wanker is like saying the sky is blue. So we just leave it for the most part. Thanks for popping in though xoxo
Best comment EVER!!!!
‘keeps u entertained throughout the event’
if The Beach Boys aren’t performing, its not a proper beach event.
a revised SORDID history of charging the peeps to enter the pool…er, aquarium, er, spectator’s seats, er, aquatic circus…I say: “Send in the clowns!”
He could do well at both Bells and Margs. Then again, he will probably ride stupid boards and bomb out or claim injury.
Needs to pull some old blades out from under the house
Glamping for 5 k?
Decorated tent with Casper mattresses!
going to the roadhouse to have a great time…for people that like to go down…real slow…backroom goes backdoor!
Peace Frog.
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The suffering is real.
The surfers who get axed in the mid year cut can at least take solace from the fact that they won’t be forced to surf in this Mickey Mouse event.
“Minnie on the landline, sir…”