"Conservative women do it better."
The surf world has been roiled since a troubling study was made public revealing that our favorite pastime is no longer pursued by young sun-kissed teens but almost exclusively by upper-middled aged cis white males. The aura of vitality, of bleeding edge cool all but exploded overnight.
We are Erik Logan.
But might we also be Ivanka Trump? The former first daughter, and second most attractive of the Trump children after Donald Jr., was recently snapped on a surfing vacation in exotic Costa Rica continuing on a wild affair a near tragedy.
But you certainly recall, holding your collective breath two years ago when images leaked out showing the then-vulnerable adult learner nearly removing the head from her five-year-old son Theodore’s body with a very thick foam surfboard whilst taking a lesson in South Beach near Miami.
The Daily Mail reported at the time:
The 39-year-old was seen hitting the waves with her three children – Arabella, nine, Joseph, seven, and Theo, five – on Sunday, however it was far from smooth sailing for the former First Daughter, who suffered several tumbles during the session, as well as a scary collision with her younger son.
Thankfully, the youngster appeared unharmed, and proud mom Ivanka was later seen waving her hands, clapping, and flashing a thumbs up while watching her kids conquering the ocean on their own boards, all while under the watchful eye of several instructors.
Yikes.
Two years on, though, Trump seems to have progressed to a pop-out longboard. “Soaking up the summer solstice,” she poetically inscribed the image of her confidently strolling on the sand. Board, wax side out, glimmering in the sun.
Praise was near universal from her dedicated fanbase.
“Conservative women do it better,” one wrote.
“More pretty than a super model,” another added.
Cue Kelly Slater?
“conservative woman do it better”
You can’t script this!!!!
https://youtu.be/6GxWmSVv-cY
same from me. got axed~sushi/
Where are the sting rays when you need them?
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ivanka o’ JMD?
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Ivanka clearly “hyped” by the JOB DICK
Oops “psyched”
Philipines , got a lil beach shack in Samar.
Lived and worked in Hong kong, UK and Brasil.been to all the SE asian countries,
Wasnt not letting me back in,
but letting me go.
Any more questions nosey?
43 diff’t types of planos. heuvos?
I wish my daddy could buy me a surf spot
Hell, even Hunter’s attorney admitted the WhatsApp message was real arguing it was “illegal for the whistleblower to have the message”. So, so corrupt it’s gone to ludicrous speed on by nothing to see.
e-bikes or horserides for our ladies?
2019.
Then i wanst let thru security because i refused lab rat status
Lefty chicks are usually gross bush pigs.
My advice…Avoid the peta rallys, climate change parades, vegan restaurants, matcha bars and you will have better success.
Good advice if not a bit obvious
Disagree—all the left handed women I’ve ever met were fairly attractive
By the time theyve got a good grip left or right, im beyond caring.
uni? 8.00 a pop!
MTV vs Fox.
Carrying the board with the wax facing inward—she knows how to handle a surfboard about as well as her father knows how to handle classified documents.
I’ve been surfing close to fifty years and that makes no sense.
Are you scared to get wax on you ?
The way I carry a board depends on the wind and sun direction.
You mean to tell me that in your five decades of surfing that you haven’t learned a SINGLE THING about classified documents?
OK boomer
Experience teaches wisdom.
When you are ready to move on from a boogie board to a surfboard, let me know, I’ll give you some tips
Yes. Wax for board. Not for body. Next customer please
Wax for board.
So if the sun is blazing you keep it from melting by not putting wax side in the sun .
Keep surfing and eventually you will learn all the tricks .
If the sun is blazing on one side, wouldn’t you swap the board to the other arm (still wax out)?? Haha
Old fella still uses a candle for traction
Wax in tail forward is the easiest way to carry a large board (she almost had it). With that really cool avatar one would assume that you are an actual surf board rider and would know this.
Me, surf? No, I do more ridiculing of surfers than actual surfing these days.
Surfing…pshhhh.
ur relieved tonight…I’ll take Juarez/
Muchas Gracias!
got quac?
vallarta, puerta?
The irony of you spelling surfboard as two words.
*rider
Glad you caught that!
I’ll bet she goes right on lefts also. A family of morons
95% of the commenters here don’t surf .
What’s the proper etiquette for holding a crack pipe and just how long should you wait before fucking your dead brothers wife? At least she’s not shooting rhinos like her cunt brother!
The “But what about Hunter?” cope might work in politics. But not in surfing.
Surely you’re joshing, his corrupt air is something else.
Ah yes the “you’re not allowed to say that” reply with the trendy “cope” added on. It was meant as a joke I even added a jab at trumps son to appease the sensitive.