Oozing pus.
Erik Logan has left the building, as we know, but the stench of his dismissal, what he actually did, remains, grossly permeating the upcoming U.S. Open of Surfing festival presented by Wallex. Lingering thick ahead of the Shiseido Tahiti Pro which, if I’m not mistaken, used to be brought to us by OuterKnown?
What happened to OuterKnown as it related to the Tahiti Pro?
Vanished without a trace.
Secrets everywhere, man.
Silos of silence pumped full, at prescribed times, with an ozone mist of toxic positivity.
The World Surf League has to be one of the most absurd governing bodies on the planet, no? Greenwashing, sportwashing, moralitywashing. What do you want washed? For a price, title sponsor of a six-star challenger series event, it’s no problem. Hunter Biden made a real mistake in not hiring the “Global Home of Surfing” as his public relations firm in light of his recently rejected plea deal.
NATO x Vlad Putin might still swing in.
World War III presented by Bailey Ladders.
At least FIFA is openly and unwaveringly corrupt.
But professional surfing?
Sneaky stinky.
And, herein, lies all of its problems. Normal folk know that sunlight and air are necessary for healing. Billionaires apparently don’t. The worst sort of infections fester in sealed off environments and that is exactly what we have today.
Oozing pus.
The League will not shift paths, not now, if it isn’t forced. The seal will get tighter, positive noise louder. Next ELo worse. But those collaborators involved in this gross masquerade should pause, for one moment, and ponder their role in the degradation of the thing they actually love.
Dave Prodan is certainly too far gone and history will remember him as a sad apple polisher. Chris Cote hopefully rehab-able.
Joe Turpel too busy transitioning to a Ken Doll.
Ronald Blakey, Strider Waskilewski, Kaipo?
Hope springs.
David Lee Scales were joined by the now iconic Travis Ferre, anyhow, to discuss the state of surfing, today, and the upcoming U.S. Open of Surfing wherein Travis will be hosting Factory by the Sea across the street at Pacific City from Thursday August 3 to Sunday August 6. I’ll be there the 3rd.
Come say hi.
Until then, listen here. And screw you, Dave Prodan.
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“Joe Turpel too busy transitioning to a Ken Doll.”
I do not imagine there’ll be a better sentence in the realm of hard-hitting, surf journalism/surf editorialism in 2023. That’s some work right there, Chas.
Another classic from the Tremeloes song book that would belong on the WSL turntable
Even The Bad Times Are Good.
Its not positivity, its marxist wokism to desroy, divide and conquer, our little children are their main target. Just like the CCP did tonthe kids so future gens would accept their tyrannical rule. CCP, UN, IMF, WHO, WEF, BILDERBEEG, DAVOS..ETC ETC.. ALL THE SAME COMMIE GLOBALISTS, and they own and appoint puppet PMs in AUS, CAN, Presidents like biden and obviously the commies like Catros fim cuba(Fidel is Justin Turdeaus dad), Maduro, Jinping etc.. NATO is their global marxist army… wake up humanity
don’t usually post anything of importance…but this is serious!
https://youtu.be/EAmIuTI4wRg
I used to think David and Dave were the same person. Still not fully convinced they are not.
Theme from an Imaginary World Surf League
Silence is Golden
But my eyes still see
Silence is Golden, Golden
But my eyes still see
God bless the Tremeloes. They knew the score.
Hell, Ronnie’s not too far off from a Ken Doll…or a ‘Strayan Joe Turps.
Speaking of green washing etc. Because of the recent warm weather in Europe, i was warned this morning by ABC News about “Global Boiling”. Who the fuck comes up with this shit?
inertians posted some ‘study’ ’bout the gulf stream current…stopping. had to chime in: “another remote computer model performed by some science hacks. bull shite. SHAME!”
I dont pass judgment just put the facts on the table.
don’t caption…TURN IT OFF
https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx….
Travis Ferre? Whoa, things must be dire to have that detritus on to talk about surfing… I’m guessing what I wrote about him 4-and-a-half-years ago talking about BG contributors still applies:
“Travis Ferre
Strengths: He knows Dane Reynolds.
Weaknesses: While he has access to surfing’s El Dorado, Dane Reynolds, and he never misses an opportunity to tell everyone, Trav is never able to make it help any of his seven-month-beyond-relevancy opinions (like about wave pools… San Fran, brah) or personal I’m-superior-cause-see-I-know-some-guys-ooh-I’m-so-core anecdotes/stories seem the least bit interesting or compelling enough to read and extract joy. Having said that, I guess I can admit that What Youth has some cool photos.
WCT Equivalent Performance Prediction: Keanu Asing 2019 – Wishful thinking, but we can hope he doesn’t somehow requalify for next, or any, year (… motherfucker has a blurb on Meet the Writers).”
yep. knowing Dane got me nowhere…but if Trav wants to spill some beers and bring the sushi, I’d let him in.
Yeah, fuck their anti-fascism, huh?!?!?!
“The worst sort of infections fester in sealed-off environments and that is exactly what we have today. Oozing pus”
You see oozing pus, other people see an airtight lock on information rare in this world of many channels of communication – after one month of intensive investigation and a trip to Brasil, you STILL DON’T KNOW why CEO Erik Logan was fired.
Only the vaguest sort of rumours of sexual improprieties: no facts, no documentation, no confirmation, nada.
Many companies in the US and worldwide would *love* to have that kind of control over critical internal information, few of them do –
Don’t judge anyone till your had a hairy chest on your back.
Xox
Will listen to podcast but first let’s set the record straight about Van’s dropping its sponsorship of the U.S. Open. It didn’t have anything to do with the WSL. The corporate explanation, per the press release, of wanting to focus on their owned events was mostly subterfuge. The real reason they pulled out, according to OC media, was bc of HB’s flag policy. The decision was consistent with their corporate values and made business sense since they spend big $ marketing their products to the LGBTQ community. Were it not for HB’s foray into the culture war, Vans would still be the event sponsor.
HB is back to a Conservative majority, so we shouldn’t be seeing any more bullshit “culture virtue signaling” like flying the fag flag atop government buildings.
Not virtue signaling but support signaling.
They’re not more special than anybody else. They shouldn’t be treated like they are.
Corporate values?
They make their crap in China
I’m not a fan of that either, but it’s technically a business strategy not a value. If they claimed one of their values was to be America First, then their business strategy would be in conflict with their values.
No, using slave labor is a lack of moral values .
I wasn’t referring to what they value in business
i prefer sandals made in China.
Who’s Shiseido and what do they sell?
Can’t wait too avoid and boycott them
Foreskin regenerators!
No offence intended, Dave. I suggest that it’s highly unlikely you’re in any of their products’ target demographics…. Hahahahahahar
Like me, Proudly Shisedo Free !
Unlike this spooky cunt
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*Spooky Cunt*
Womanizing Surf League
It all started way back in 1956/7 when good old Freddy Kohners daughter complained about the so called white male orientated surfriders at ruled Malibu and how she wanted in but they wouldnt let her , good old Freddy having suvived early racisim in Nazi Germany before moving to the USA sat down and wrote the first Gidget screen play and its all about feminism and anti white male fascism. The film was funded by the jewish film industry and Miki Dora both directly and indirectly quietly does very well from it
And those are facts
“Anti-white male fascism” whee-hoo the loons are out to play today. Wasn’t Miki Dora well known as a pro-white male activist? The original and most genuine surf nazi. Got your conspiracies tangled around your gonads there Ramboy.
Male chauvinistic behaviour translated to surf Nazism, you read to deep on the jew trend and ignore why the gidgit wanted in to the boys club at Malibu.
You really want me to deconstruct Gidget in termsvofcsurf Nazism. Try Matt Warshaw
writtten on rcycled foreskins…
I haven’t watched a surf comp since the US Open in HB a few years ago and see no reason to do so until there is substantive change in the judging criteria. What it should be is up to the serious surfers BUT count me out for now!
RIP Ronnie G!
Was it Ads the other day, who said judging surfing is like putting two birds in a cage and judging which one flys better? I forget, but that was pretty spot on point. No matter, they need to be better/do better, for continued relevance/existence
it was Hippy
it was always Hippy
Its really not a hard job
SPOT ON!
shitty, shitty, bang…bang!
I would also be traumatized after watching the US Open in HB
And as Ronnie G learned, the t-shirt vendors and police don’t appreciate bad behavior on the beach
dave prodan is the fredo of the wsl
To: Chat GPT
#Fuck WSL