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ROCK n ROLL!
ROCK n ROLL!

Quiksilver prepares for wild sales spike after photograph of its new “Bogan Cool” leadership team leaks to press!

If you can't rock n roll, don't fooken come.

The silt of the extreme sport industry is still settling after Billabong, Quiksilver, RVCA, et. al. were rolled into one company then sold to another company. Authentic Brands Group officially closed the deal at the beginning of September, firing whoever was left to be fired, clearing the way to slap Mountains and Waves, Balances of Opposites, “Billabong” on all manner of toenail clipper, fingernail clipper, cuticle trimmer, emory board.

If you can’t rock n roll, don’t fooken come.

Mikey Wright, youngest of famous Clan Wright, has really been Quiksilver’s belle over the past few years, defining the look/feel of the brand as “Bogan Cool” what with sneering lips, large shades and potty mouth. A small legion of fans rabidly following each of his wildcard entries into Championship Tour events and each of his first round exits.

Purveyors were curious if Quik could maintain its ethos being wadded up in Boardriders then pitched to ABG but big orders are certain to be flooding in after the leadership group of o5, in charge of the license, was released.

See: Above.

We’re back, baby.

Cocaine + Surfing.

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Ron Milk Williams

Devo – supported genesis at knebworth in the 70’s – got booed offstage

Jordy's low key claim

Looks like they’ll be stirring up the Toupe market soon, also.

Mike

Billagone
Quicksover
RVCA you later

notsurfingtoday

Can’t see what all the fuss is about.

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KRIS
KRIS
Eddie Haiku

The bold lack of ties
Inspires me to wax up
And hang ten baby

Abscessed Llama

Make a poetry book for my coffee table please..

Eddie Haiku

Without the context
My stupid little poems
Are just wind blown sand

Abscessed Llama

I love looking down at my board in my sun room as I walk through the door to see the sand on my fins I didn’t wash off..

Barrelled

Welcome to the family.

Otto

Americans are not good at being the professional bogan. Ryder Cup USA Team member Sam Burns crash and burns bogan.

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Picard Madeoff

THIS!!!

Sellme fitzgobbins

Didn’t he do that already?

Way to go quicksilver ….

Stick man

Idk they look Oved it…

Stick man

“they come from the Quiksoved…and have a very nice wave on the island”

ValiantScorn
FL Skunk Ape

I think Mike can clearly see his future. Ronnie already on the way.

@surfads

White people: “Asians all look the same”

Also white people: https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Capt Sensible

If your bonus payments were shares then ya better learn to rock n roll eh Mickey or ya gunna be broke ya Mickey your so fine We own ya Mickey we own ya.

Stick man

Mickey loves ya!

Dogsnuts

If you can’t rock n roll, don’t finger ya bum!
Xox

Gil Gunderson

Unless you’ve got jazz hands 👐

Dogsnuts

That’s feisty! And fisty!
Xox

Gil Gunderson

Elbows deep baby

Dogsnuts

Tool’s Aenima had radio censorship at the time, finger deep, elbow deep, yet shoulder deep stayed in as it was deemed inconceivable.
Xox

NEGATRON

If you can’t synergise and create paradigm shifts…

20 mule team

Let’s put a pin in this and circle back to your bandwidth issues later. When? TBD

Jackie Moon

Don’t fucking streamline our revenue streams

Picard Madeoff

A quick look on LinkedIn and one can see they are hiring. I didn’t see a requirement to look stiff, bald and only capable of missionary position sex for procreation only but I suspect that should be understood if one desires to work for them.


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